Trash Talking

[Zook]

I don't know about everyone else, but in my Smash community, trash talking is a huge part of the way we play. To be honest, I can't imagine playing Smash without hearing and/or talking smack.

Here's some (favorite) examples of my trash talkin':

"Open your legs, I'm coming in!"
"It's like you just bent over and invited me in!"
"You know there's a sheild button, right?"

Then there's character specific trash:

Dedede:
"Stop... HAMMER TIME!"
"A fat-*** penguin just sat on you to death. How does that make you feel?"
"I just want you inside me!" (followed by a B)

Yoshi:
"Flutterkick SPIKE! Flutterkick SPIKE!!!"

How do you trash talk?

 

[ndayday]

Nice location. =P

I really don't trash talk, except for stuff like Dedede's swallow. (Get in my belly!)....(that's not even trash talk though D=)

I do grunt everytime I throw someone with DK though. >.>

 

[MuttonBasher]

I trash talk by saying "Good games, man" whether I win or get *****.

 

[Coney]

I play with people that do this kind of "trash talking" all the time.

I hate all of them.

Seriously, I don't mind talking in the middle of a match, but be funny about it. If you can't do that, at least be original.

 

[brinboy789]

I dont mind people who trash talk as a joke, but for those who mean it, they have serious issues.

my favorite is "IMMA CHARGIN MA LAZOR"
-samus

 

[Coney]

Yeah, things like that.

Saying things like that makes me wanna punch you.

In the head.

 

[Barge]

People who use obnoxious taunts are sad.

"hahah owned up the *** noob ****er"

When you're leading by 2 stocks

 

[OmegaXXII]

Trash talking really is for low-class ametaur scrubs who only whine when they lose, as for me, nah.

Spoiler

okay, so i was fibbing as bit, I do trash talk, just not when i'm at a major tourney, so i'll be respected.

 

[eman]

All my friends do for trash talking is swear, I use actual disses....

 

[Spire]

I can't bring myself to be vulgar really, let alone talk much at all. I'm always very focused when playing Smash Bros, let alone any multiplayer game, finding myself not talking much. I prefer to keep my mouth sealed so not to aggravate my opponent(s) and to keep the match based as solely around the hands [rather than the mouth] as possible.

 

[snowaxe]

My friends say some of the lamest crap, like "UBuEr PWonAgE! THAT WAS UBER PWNAGE!" And they are actually serious, then that just pisses me off and then I Dair off the course.

 

[Zook]

I think my trash-talking habits stem from the fact that 80% of my battles are FFAs.

Whenever I play 1 on 1, I become silent.

 

[MarthTrinity]

If I ever use DK, whenever I land a charged Giant Punch I always scream, "DONKEY PUNCH!!"

First time I said that was when I was playing Melee at my girlfriend's house...I'm surprised I didn't have her parents come downstairs and kill me for that one xD

 

[BanjoKazooiePro]

I don't trash talk back to my friends when they trash talk, I just simply tell them every single way they sucked that match.

 

[Neon Ness]

Our club motto for a while seemed to be "Where'd your feet go, 'cause you just got DEFEATEEEED!"

...Only works if you like puns... Which I doesn't.

 

[8AngeL8]

I make it a point to be extremely well mannered during tourney play. During legit competition, I respect my opponent whether I win or lose.

Friendlies with people I play every day is another matter. Nothing is off limits there, I'll insult your deceased mother, lol.

 

[ZeroFox]

I don't trash talk at all. Even when I'm destroying someone.

You need to keep a certain level of honor I think.

 

[Smash_Gigas]

I only trash talk when I'm playing with friends. I'll usually say stuff like:
"I thought you said you was going to defeat me?"
(My personal favorite) "How'd you like them Ownage Beams?!"
"That was easy."