Top 5 worst movies you've ever seen

[Mr.Freeman]

AvP: Requiem.

Who the hell did the lighting?

I know its supposed to be scary, but its so god**** dark you can't see anything.

 

[Ryu Shimazu]

1) Dragonball
2) Twilight
3) New Moon
4) Eragon


If you're going to make anime/books into movies, do it right. LOTR was pretty decent.

 

[victra♥]

1. Dragonball: Evolution
2. The Last Airbender
3-5. Doesn't matter.

 

[Ryu Shimazu]

1. Dragonball: Evolution
2. The Last Airbender
3-5. Doesn't matter.

Wait. Airbender is better than Dragonball? I've heard otherwise.... :o

 

[Pluvia]

The Happening.
Vanilla Sky.

 

[victra♥]

i'm sure it might be

but dragon ball evolution had no relevance to dragon ball at all

at all.

 

[Kingdom Come]

5) Shrek 3
4) Meet the Spartans
3) Disaster Movie
2) Epic Movie
1) Super Hero Movie

Those movies sucked *** and didn't even have any funny moments. Yet, they still keep making them.

I have yet to see the latest Shrek film.

 

[pickle962]

5) Shrek 3
4) Meet the Spartans
3) Disaster Movie
2) Epic Movie
1) Super Hero Movie

Those movies sucked *** and didn't even have any funny moments. Yet, they still keep making them.

I have yet to see the latest Shrek film.

I know...Why does hollywood keep making ****ty films like that? They're nothing but a waste of time and money.

 

[Luigitoilet]

I know...Why does hollywood keep making ****ty films like that? They're nothing but a waste of time and money.

It's the same two people making those movies. Well, except Shrek 3.

They also make a lot of money, so that's why they get to keep making them.

 

[Rychu]

Meh, Parodys should go back to the Mel Brooks Days when they where funny AND didnt rely on **** jokes.
Case in point, Scary Movie 4 boner death scene.
**** you Wayne Brothers.
**** you
****
You
.

 

[Luigitoilet]

The Wayans Bros didn't make Scary Movie 4. They just made Scary Movie 1-2. I think the guys who made 3-4 are the ones that made all those other ****ty ones.

 

[TheSlip]

Meet The Spartans
RV
Eragon
Good Burger
Dragonball: Evolution (but I stayed through the whole thing making fun of it with my friends, because nobody else was in the theater)

 

[GoldShadow]

I will pistol whip the next person that tries to claim Good Burger was a bad movie in any way, shape or form.

 

[Black Mantis]

Has anyone mentioned Pootie Tang in their list?

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Oh my god Pootie Tang that movie was so terrible. I watched it for like a half an hour and I was like "what the **** is this ****." But then I ended up watching most of the movie.

 

[Black Mantis]

For example,
I fail to see the comedy in this. Maybe its just me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtCxvv8Y3Bs

 

[Luigitoilet]

Pootie Tang was pretty funny. I like thinking of him as a parody of R. Kelly. I loved when he was deflecting bullets with his braids. But, then again last time I saw Pootie Tang was in 8th grade.

 

[Colonel Cuddles]

Has anyone mentioned Pootie Tang in their list?

Oh definately forgot about this one. And Justin Bieber is making a movie about his life now? What is this I don't even! His life story is be a spoiled mop head. Then become a famous even more spoiled mop head, who is a "musician" but is like for his looks by fangirls? This looks like one for the list.

 

[CRASHiC]

Hahahaha, oh god, Pootie Tang.

 

[Chico113]

1.Dragonball: Evolution
2.Super Mario Bros
3.Twilight
4.Street Fighter the live action movie
5.Avatar

 

[Rychu]

1.Dragonball: Evolution
2.Super Mario Bros
3.Twilight
4.Street Fighter the live action movie
5.Avatar

I hope this guy means The Last Airbender.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Avatar was a decent movie, certainly not the worst, but it seemed overhyped and over-analyzed in my opinion, considering the themes have been done before in other movies.

 

[¯\_S.(ツ).L.I.D._/¯]

Freeman I don't think he was talking about Avatar with the blue people.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

Maybe he did, or maybe he didn't.

Just throwing it out there.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Avatar proved that graphics don't make the movie. It was visually stunning, but bland everywhere else imo. I fell asleep watching it.

 

[Rychu]

Didnt deserve the Best Picture nomination. Star Trek was MUCH more deserving. So were Wall*E and The Dark Knight(**** slumdog millionair) last year

 

[finalark]

Off the top of my head...

5.James Cameron's Avatar

Spoiler

Relax, I'm joking. That's number nine on my list.

5. The Room - Stupid Story, terrible acting, *** shot I did not need to see, at least it's unintentionally funny
4. Dragonball: Evolution - Doesn't even bother to respect the source material and wasn't even particuallarly good as it's own thing.
3. Shrek 3 - Stupid plot, wasn't funny, wasn't entertaining.
2. Sci-fi Channel Original Movies - THEY'RE ALL BAD.
1. Garbage Pail Kids -This film has no redeeming qualities. It's actually painful to sit through.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

The Room is independent. If it was a serious movie, everybody would put it as #1. I know I would lmao.

 

[Luigitoilet]

The Room is independent. If it was a serious movie, everybody would put it as #1. I know I would lmao.

What? What does being an independent movie have to do with anything? It was also intended as a serious drama. If you read any interviews with creator/lead actor Tommy Wiseau, he is dead serious about the artistic merit of The Room.

edit: Avatar is meh. I think the visuals/immersion make up for the lackluster plot so I could never call it a worst movie ever, really. that's just me though.

 

[BBQTV]

the last air bender? cause that was a bad movie too i heard

 

[Luigitoilet]

oh i dunno, I didn't see Last Airbender. I meant blue people Avatar.

 

[finalark]

edit: Avatar is meh. I think the visuals/immersion make up for the lackluster plot so I could never call it a worst movie ever, really. that's just me though.

Visuals don't mean anything to me, but to each his own.

So anyway, The Room. Seriously, if you haven't seen this movie you should check out some clips or something just because a lot of it has to be seen to be believed. And then share some lols with your buds about it.

 

[Luigitoilet]

Visuals don't mean anything to me, but to each his own.

So anyway, The Room. Seriously, if you haven't seen this movie you should check out some clips or something just because a lot of it has to be seen to be believed. And then share some lols with your buds about it.

above everything else, film is a visual medium.

 

[Lore]

Battle Royale.... Hmm..That's sounds like The Hunger Games....

The Hunger Games, although it is a semi-decent book, is just a Battle Royale clone with less gore and worse characters.

My top 5 worst movies (in no particular order until number 1):
5. The Room (it's so-bad-it's-good, though)
4. Any American Pie after the first one (which wasn't that good either)
3. Dragon Ball
2. Shark Boy and Lava Girl
1. Star Wars: The Holiday Special (Easily the worst)

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

Yea, it was intended as a serious drama. But the main intention of an independent movie is for personal enjoyment. It just becomes tagged as an independent movie when you host it at a local movie theatre. Aside from it being independent, I'd say it was in fact the worst movie of all time. It was so bad Wiseau tried to portray it as a BLACK COMEDY.

Oh, and I'd agree that it's a comedy. It's so bad, you'll laugh your anus off. And unfortunately, his castmates even sold out his claim on it being a black comedy.

Oh, and I noticed The Room, Star Wars: Holiday Special and Garbage Pail Kids mentioned. Go to thatguywiththeglasses.com. He reviews crap movies, and is funny as hell. His review of the room is only on youtube though .

 

[Luigitoilet]

Independent film isn't strictly for personal enjoyment. It just means films that are produced through smaller studios or no studios at all.

 

[S l o X]

Someone should really just make a movie discussion thread.

Anyone see (500) Days of Summer? I loved it, 9001 homo.

 

[#HBC | Gorf]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!

I did not hit her. I did not. That's BULLS***. I did not! Oh, hi Mark.

 

[Glöwworm]

above everything else, film is a visual medium.

I second this notion.

Someone should really just make a movie discussion thread.

Anyone see (500) Days of Summer? I loved it, 9001 homo.

I have.

 

[Zook]

In no particular order:

Bedtime Stories - Ugh. Horrible writing, horrible acting, cheesey special effects. I love children's movies, so don't go "it wasn't target at your age demograph, blah blah blah!"

Shark Boy and Lava Girl - They play this on the Disney Channel constantly. Its awful. Plenty of towards-the-screen motions, so I'm guessing it was originally in 3D.

Dead Alive - Too rediculous to be scary, too gory to be funny. I'm not sure what kind of movie Peter Jackson was trying to make here. In the very last scene, it dawned on me that the whole movie may have been one huge metaphor for a man trying to break out of the teenage mindset and get into the adult world, but that didn't make up for the rest of it.

National Treasure - Hated it.

I can't think of anything else at the moment. I haven't seen a whole lot of truely bad movies.