THE SMASH ICON DOESNT HAVE A PC DOES IT?
Characters whos only role in a game isnt to sell you items....
@Kuma: Play Super Princess Peach....
Very well.
Let's talk about a character's role in a videogame.
Mario: Save the Princess, unclog the toilet.
Link: Save the Princess, herd the goats.
Pit: Save the Goddess, drink lots of wine.
Ike: Save the Princess, avenge his daddy.
Snake: Save the world, kill his daddy.
Zelda: Get kidnapped, fail at negotiation, shoot a mighty arrow.
Bowser: Kidnap princess, write in diary.
Yoshi: Eat delicious fruit, babysit.
Donkey Kong: Find bananas. Eat bananas. Play bongos.
Peach: Get kidnapped, and become heroically PMS-riddled.
Ice Climbers: Rescue vegetables, hit ice with hammers.
Samus: Shoot space pirates, scan everything in sight.
Wario: Eat. Poot. Repeat.
Pikachu: Push merchandise, electricute children and your enemies.
Kirby: Eat. Suck. Copy.
Fox: Nothing, really, unless he's getting paid...
Mr.Game and Watch: Do some laundry, wave a flag, deliver packages.
Zero Suit Samus: Be Samus in a skimpy costume.
Meta Knight: Be dark and mysterious, constantly.
Pokemon Trainer: Be the Very Best, Like No One Ever Was.
Diddy Kong: Be second banana.
Ness: Save the world, beat up hippies.
And for some reason...
Nook: Give you shelter, buy your junk, rebuild your house.
Doesn't quite cut it. Gasp and behorrors.
I know, we can have Copper and Booker with bazookas and guns in a police car as a playable character. -_-