The_Altrox
Smash Lord
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K, PLEASE READ BEFORE POSTING!
And if anybody brings up a "Martha should be lower on the list" comment or anything similar, I will ignore everything you post.
MANLINESS TIER
Chuck Norris Rank
Captain Falcon
Snake
Bowser
Very Manly Rank
Ganondorf
King Dedede
Ike
Charizard
Donkey Kong
Lucario
Rather Manly Rank
Wario
Marth
Wolf
Meta Kinght
Somewhat Manly
Kirby
Falco
Jigglypuff
Mr. Game & Watch
Olimar
Mario
Luigi
Link
Meh Rank
Fox
Samus
Ivysaur
Zero Suit Samus
R.O.B.
Shiek
Sonic
Almost Womanly Rank
Toon Link
Ness
Squitle
Popo
Diddy Kong
Pikachu
Lucas
Yoshi
Nana
Pokemon Trainer
Peach
Zelda
NOT AT ALL RANK
Pit
Explanations!!!
Captain Falcon: Have you not seen Falcon Punch? Have You not seen the knee? This guy is the epitome of man, and I don't wanna hear about priority, or any of that crap, cause he is the guy. Deal haterz.
Snake: Pretty badass. If it weren't for Falcon, he'd be top... It always seems like he doesn't quite cut it on any Brawl tier list...
Bowser: Spikey shell, and flame will make the manliest of men pee themselves. He even get's a suicide move. THAT'S PURE DEVOTION TO YOUR JOB PEOPLE! Dying for what you love to do is pretty extreme. And manly.
Ganondorf: Warlock Punch outs him pretty high. Not to mention he chooses not to use his sword but fight with his bare hands. See Bowser on suicide moves.
King Dedede: Hammers are just cool. They represent manly sterotypes like building things. The King also has lots of girth which is really muscle he choose to where humbly. That's pretty cool if ya ask me. And really. It don't matter he rules fream land. Take over what you got.
Ike: Simply because you'll get no sympathy from him. Not to mention he uses a two handed sword in one hand. The guy is a god in human form.
Charizard: You think your tough crushing a can on your head? Try crushing a boulder on your head son, and then you can talk.
Donkey Kong: A muscular ape wearing a tie but not under the man's control is a pretty big statement. Pure power FTW!!!
Lucario: The little guy seems out of place among heavy weights. But considering part of his game is taking damage to get stronger is pretty tough. Aura makes a little booy into a big man.
Wario: He's a pure man. He does what he wants when he wants too, and farts in public without caring... okay, that last part might constitute for him being childish. He also looses points for eating his bike. While that seems hardcore, it is absolutely disgusting that he eats his pride and joy like that. Shameful.
Marth: I can explain this!!! People say Marth isn't manly, but they're liars!!! Even the guy who made those youtube videos about Brawling like a man. Why is Marth manly? Well, first off, look at his fiance (no pic ). She is hot. Only a real man could score that. Secondly I'll compare him to this pokemon. Why Machoke? You know what the belt is for? Pokedex says it's very heavy so he doesn't go out of contol. Marth's tiarra is similar. It keeps his manliness at normal level. In fact, when Marth Final smash's the tiarra moves a little off his head (no pic again) and he OHKO's the opponent. If you don't think that's manly, get help. Now.
Wolf: He's pretty manly, and his voice is sweet. The eye patch though can be interpreted two ways though. On one hand, it can be seen as asweet pirate like clothing. On the other hand, it's like a soap opera guy's eyepatch... NOT MANLY! So he loses score.
Meta Kinght: The voice is cool, but his brokeness kills his score some. Still a pretty tough guy. Respect him.
Kirby: He's sphere shaped. Sphere shaped things are manly. And he carries a hammer. See Dedede on why that's important.
Falco: He's passionate about his bread. And real men are very passionate about they're food. Plus, he's got a brooklyn accent.
Jigglypuff: She's sphere shaped like Kirby. And she does what she wants like Wario. But she loses points because she cries when she gets smashed out.
Mr. Game & Watch: He has the word "Mr." in his name, implying manliness. But I can't really go into depth on this one.
Olimar: You know what's manly? Being a general. Being able to control your soldiers is repectable. Olimar takes it to the next level. He fights with his pikmin and suffers with them. Hardcore.
Mario: Average Joe really. Still pretty tough. And he get's a cape, and capes are cool.
Luigi: Mustache. It's better than Mario's. There. Said and done. But people disagree, so...
Link: Knows how to use a sword and bombs. Pretty experienced dude. Give that guy a klondike bar.
Fox: He really isn't outstanding. He's just kinda there now on this tier and the Brawl Tier. Sorry Fox mains.
Samus: Seriously, she's tough. You gotta have balls of some sort to wear a suit like that. But she's still a girl, so she loses points.
Ivysaur: Flowers are usually not manly. But he looks mean in the face, so I give credit.
Zero Suit Samus: Loses points for that sexy, revealing skin-tight suit, but she is pretty hardcore in what she does along with high tier characters on thsi list. If she wore more clothes, she might be higher.
R.O.B.: Not really a man at all. But has qualities. Laser beams are pretty nice point wise.
Shiek: Pretty hardcore as well, but nothing special. Not much to say here.
Sonic: Seriously, if your gonna gloat like taht Sonic, at least know how to doggy paddle or something. Ego is pretty big for a guy who can't swim.
Toon Link: Has Linkl qualities, but less of them. Give him a few years, and then maybe...
Ness: Nice toys, but he's still a little kid with a whiney voice. Maybe when your older.
Squitle: Not that he isn't manly, but he really has little going for him. But He does some tough stuff even though he's little.
Popo: Though he has a hammer, he relies to much on Nana... who is a girl.
Diddy Kong: He uses lots of bananas. and you know what that implies...
Pikachu: Relies too much on lighting. Maybe if he wasn't so cute, he'd be a bit higher.
Lucas: See Ness. But he's worse. And I swear, don't talk to me about the Mother 3 story line, because I don't want to hear it.
Yoshi: Though he eats things live, he lays eggs. Men should not lay eggs. I like Yoshi, but he's low...
Nana: Behind every great man is a great woman. But this isn't a womanly tier. So Nana is pretty far down, even with the hammer.
Pokemon Trainer: Though he's a general like Olimar, he doesn't fight with them. Not cool. Also, his American voice bugs me. If he kept the Japanese voice, he'd be higher.
Peach: The dress, voice, and using her butt in such a sexy manner of attacking takes her point value. But she gains some back by being able to handle bomb-ombs: Bombs that make Link's bombs look like pop rocks.
Zelda: Nothing redeeming except her down B.
Pit: Watch Brawl Taunts 2. All I gotta say.
Opinions? If you give me good points, I may modify the list.
AND DON'T GIVE ME ONE STAR BECAUSE OUR FAVORITE CHARACTER IS LOW!
K, PLEASE READ BEFORE POSTING!
And if anybody brings up a "Martha should be lower on the list" comment or anything similar, I will ignore everything you post.
MANLINESS TIER
Chuck Norris Rank
Captain Falcon
Snake
Bowser
Very Manly Rank
Ganondorf
King Dedede
Ike
Charizard
Donkey Kong
Lucario
Rather Manly Rank
Wario
Marth
Wolf
Meta Kinght
Somewhat Manly
Kirby
Falco
Jigglypuff
Mr. Game & Watch
Olimar
Mario
Luigi
Link
Meh Rank
Fox
Samus
Ivysaur
Zero Suit Samus
R.O.B.
Shiek
Sonic
Almost Womanly Rank
Toon Link
Ness
Squitle
Popo
Diddy Kong
Pikachu
Lucas
Yoshi
Nana
Pokemon Trainer
Peach
Zelda
NOT AT ALL RANK
Pit
Explanations!!!
Captain Falcon: Have you not seen Falcon Punch? Have You not seen the knee? This guy is the epitome of man, and I don't wanna hear about priority, or any of that crap, cause he is the guy. Deal haterz.
Snake: Pretty badass. If it weren't for Falcon, he'd be top... It always seems like he doesn't quite cut it on any Brawl tier list...
Bowser: Spikey shell, and flame will make the manliest of men pee themselves. He even get's a suicide move. THAT'S PURE DEVOTION TO YOUR JOB PEOPLE! Dying for what you love to do is pretty extreme. And manly.
Ganondorf: Warlock Punch outs him pretty high. Not to mention he chooses not to use his sword but fight with his bare hands. See Bowser on suicide moves.
King Dedede: Hammers are just cool. They represent manly sterotypes like building things. The King also has lots of girth which is really muscle he choose to where humbly. That's pretty cool if ya ask me. And really. It don't matter he rules fream land. Take over what you got.
Ike: Simply because you'll get no sympathy from him. Not to mention he uses a two handed sword in one hand. The guy is a god in human form.
Charizard: You think your tough crushing a can on your head? Try crushing a boulder on your head son, and then you can talk.
Donkey Kong: A muscular ape wearing a tie but not under the man's control is a pretty big statement. Pure power FTW!!!
Lucario: The little guy seems out of place among heavy weights. But considering part of his game is taking damage to get stronger is pretty tough. Aura makes a little booy into a big man.
Wario: He's a pure man. He does what he wants when he wants too, and farts in public without caring... okay, that last part might constitute for him being childish. He also looses points for eating his bike. While that seems hardcore, it is absolutely disgusting that he eats his pride and joy like that. Shameful.
Marth: I can explain this!!! People say Marth isn't manly, but they're liars!!! Even the guy who made those youtube videos about Brawling like a man. Why is Marth manly? Well, first off, look at his fiance (no pic ). She is hot. Only a real man could score that. Secondly I'll compare him to this pokemon. Why Machoke? You know what the belt is for? Pokedex says it's very heavy so he doesn't go out of contol. Marth's tiarra is similar. It keeps his manliness at normal level. In fact, when Marth Final smash's the tiarra moves a little off his head (no pic again) and he OHKO's the opponent. If you don't think that's manly, get help. Now.
Wolf: He's pretty manly, and his voice is sweet. The eye patch though can be interpreted two ways though. On one hand, it can be seen as asweet pirate like clothing. On the other hand, it's like a soap opera guy's eyepatch... NOT MANLY! So he loses score.
Meta Kinght: The voice is cool, but his brokeness kills his score some. Still a pretty tough guy. Respect him.
Kirby: He's sphere shaped. Sphere shaped things are manly. And he carries a hammer. See Dedede on why that's important.
Falco: He's passionate about his bread. And real men are very passionate about they're food. Plus, he's got a brooklyn accent.
Jigglypuff: She's sphere shaped like Kirby. And she does what she wants like Wario. But she loses points because she cries when she gets smashed out.
Mr. Game & Watch: He has the word "Mr." in his name, implying manliness. But I can't really go into depth on this one.
Olimar: You know what's manly? Being a general. Being able to control your soldiers is repectable. Olimar takes it to the next level. He fights with his pikmin and suffers with them. Hardcore.
Mario: Average Joe really. Still pretty tough. And he get's a cape, and capes are cool.
Luigi: Mustache. It's better than Mario's. There. Said and done. But people disagree, so...
Link: Knows how to use a sword and bombs. Pretty experienced dude. Give that guy a klondike bar.
Fox: He really isn't outstanding. He's just kinda there now on this tier and the Brawl Tier. Sorry Fox mains.
Samus: Seriously, she's tough. You gotta have balls of some sort to wear a suit like that. But she's still a girl, so she loses points.
Ivysaur: Flowers are usually not manly. But he looks mean in the face, so I give credit.
Zero Suit Samus: Loses points for that sexy, revealing skin-tight suit, but she is pretty hardcore in what she does along with high tier characters on thsi list. If she wore more clothes, she might be higher.
R.O.B.: Not really a man at all. But has qualities. Laser beams are pretty nice point wise.
Shiek: Pretty hardcore as well, but nothing special. Not much to say here.
Sonic: Seriously, if your gonna gloat like taht Sonic, at least know how to doggy paddle or something. Ego is pretty big for a guy who can't swim.
Toon Link: Has Linkl qualities, but less of them. Give him a few years, and then maybe...
Ness: Nice toys, but he's still a little kid with a whiney voice. Maybe when your older.
Squitle: Not that he isn't manly, but he really has little going for him. But He does some tough stuff even though he's little.
Popo: Though he has a hammer, he relies to much on Nana... who is a girl.
Diddy Kong: He uses lots of bananas. and you know what that implies...
Pikachu: Relies too much on lighting. Maybe if he wasn't so cute, he'd be a bit higher.
Lucas: See Ness. But he's worse. And I swear, don't talk to me about the Mother 3 story line, because I don't want to hear it.
Yoshi: Though he eats things live, he lays eggs. Men should not lay eggs. I like Yoshi, but he's low...
Nana: Behind every great man is a great woman. But this isn't a womanly tier. So Nana is pretty far down, even with the hammer.
Pokemon Trainer: Though he's a general like Olimar, he doesn't fight with them. Not cool. Also, his American voice bugs me. If he kept the Japanese voice, he'd be higher.
Peach: The dress, voice, and using her butt in such a sexy manner of attacking takes her point value. But she gains some back by being able to handle bomb-ombs: Bombs that make Link's bombs look like pop rocks.
Zelda: Nothing redeeming except her down B.
Pit: Watch Brawl Taunts 2. All I gotta say.
Opinions? If you give me good points, I may modify the list.
AND DON'T GIVE ME ONE STAR BECAUSE OUR FAVORITE CHARACTER IS LOW!