The "Would You Do This For That?" game

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

I mean, sure. I would use a knife from my kitchen and defeat it.
(Even if it was harmless and it didn't do anything evil, that giant lizard was probably evil, so I said sure)

WY (Would you) destroy every copy of SEGA Saturn console for Sakura Wars game collection on modern platforms released in all regions of the world (PS5, Xbox Series X, Nintendo Switch and PC/Steam)?

 

[Janx_uwu]

God, no.

Would you gain a new world record for typing speed if Mario Teaches Typing 3 became a thing?

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Sure. I can type fast.

Would you piss off and try to fight Segata Sanshiro for SEGA (and Atlus) Platform Fighter?

 

[Northsouthmap]

No. I don't play many Sega games.

Would you learn every Harry Potter spell for him to be in a fighting game?

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Why would I want the TERF to make more money?

Would you do a game development course, release multiple successful products, and establish a working relationship with Nintendo for a new F-Zero?

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

I mean, if I'm underskilled then I could learn how to do it. Sure thing.

Would you try to fight a school bully for a new Bully (Rockstar games) game?

 

[Northsouthmap]

No. I never played any Rockstar games.

Would you take Timmy's teddy bear for a third Shaun the Sheep movie?

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Nope. Don't wanna make him cry.

Would you work as a soldier of your country for 5 years just for a GI Joe fighting game made by Arc System Works?

 

[HyperSomari64]

Sure, i just need the right training.

Would you wear the boots of Mela from Pokémon Scarlet and Violet in the lapse of 4 months for a Pokémon go-kart racing spin-off?

 

[Northsouthmap]

No. I don't play many Pokemon games.

Would you be the size of Shirley for a third Shaun the Sheep movie?

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Nope.

Would you kick a hornet nest or bee hive for Bee Movie 2?

 

[Northsouthmap]

Not on purpose. I could get stung.

Would you smell bad for a week for the ability to control zombies?

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

No, but more because of the ethics concerns about controlling zombies

Would you eat the illegal maggot cheese to get Wallace and Gromit in Multiversus?

 

[Northsouthmap]

No. I would get arrested for eating it.

Would you get bad grades for a week for the ability to steal Intelligence?

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

No

Would you eat dog poop for breakfast, lunch and dinner for Courage the Cowardly Dog reboot?

 

[Northsouthmap]

No. I never watched Courage the Cowardly Dog.

Would you fall for a week for the ability to fly?

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Nope.

Would you work as a toilet janitor for next WarioWare game?

 

[FazDude]

We get a new WarioWare AND I'm making an income? Sign me up!

Would you fight Mike Tyson in his prime for a new Punch-Out!! game? (The game would still release whether you win or lose.)

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Do I keep my ear? If so, yes. If not, no.

Would you play only 75M on reflect mode with no items and Mega Man only for an entire season to get Melee physics and playable Waluigi in SSBU?

 

[FazDude]

No - I don't know what "season" means in this context (like, actual weather seasons or competitive ones?), but I am severely allergic to playing as Mega Man.

Would you live in Antarctica for an entire month to get Club Penguin representation in Smash 6?

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

No - I'll freeze myself from the climate.

Would you destroy a car for Skullomania's appearance in Street Fighter 6?

 

[Northsouthmap]

No. I never played the Street Fighter games.

Would you be put to sleep for a third Shaun the Sheep movie?

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

Define "put to sleep"

Would you become a top ranked Project+ player for the next Nintendo console to have full, official mod support?

 

[Northsouthmap]

Define "put to sleep"

I mean it as to get someone ready to sleep for the night.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Define "put to sleep"

Would you become a top ranked Project+ player for the next Nintendo console to have full, official mod support?

Yup. I'll do it.

Would you bite your friend's hand for Pac-Man world 4 game?

 

[Northsouthmap]

No. I never played the Pac-Man world games.

Would you be used as a paintbrush for a third Shaun the Sheep movie?

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

No.

Would you start to sell drugs for GTA-esque open world Breaking Bad game?

 

[Northsouthmap]

No. I never watched Breaking Bad or played GTA.

Would you grow wool for a third Shaun the Sheep movie?

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Nope - I'm not a Sheep, plus I would look weird if my body was covered in wool.

Would you quit listening to any music just to end the child abusement on this planet?

 

[Northsouthmap]

No. I hear music often.

Would you fail in art class to get the magic paintbrush from Super Mario Sunshine?

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Nope - never gonna do it.

Would you poop and pee your pants at the same time for Mario-exclusive fighting game spinoff?

 

[Northsouthmap]

Yes. It can't hurt.

Would you make an origami version of yourself for a Paper Zelda game?

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Nope - I'm not skilled in Origami.

Would you replace your legs with wheels for Sonic and SEGA Allstars Racing 3?

 

[HyperSomari64]

Cool. Handicapped people are great.

Would you vomit (purposely) on the grave of a dead family member during a funeral for a Goku Mii Costume in Smash Infinite: Definitive Edition?

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Sure I guess, but at which one...

Would you drive around USA for Pokemon legends unova game?

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

NO NO NO NO WHAT WHAT WHY PLEASE TALK ABOUT YOUR DADDY ISSUES IN A SERIOUS-TAGGED STATUS NOT THIS

No, "A Pokémon game taking place in a pre-colonial USA" sounds like the most potentially insensitive thing ever.

Would you have a mukbang to unearth the stolen lost version of Foodfight?

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Yes. I do love eating food.

Would you jump from the top of Burj Khalifa on weak bungee rope for Wreck-it Ralph 3 movie?

 

[HyperSomari64]

after the second one, i don't want more Disney sequels

Would you untie the world's biggest ball of yarn for a Kirby's Epic Yarn remaster for the Switch?

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Okay, yes.

Would you become fat for 1 year for Simpsons-centered platfighter?

 

[Northsouthmap]

No. I never watched the Simpsons.

Would you have a cup shaped head for a Cuphead and Dark Souls crossover?