*The 'We Dislike Sakurai" Club*

[Aguasatori]

Hello and welcome to the "We Dislike Sakurai" club.

This is a thread for discussing all of Sakurai's faults, mistakes, and crossdressing tendencies (this is Monday's update). Two delays and months of lousy Dojo updates have really stained Sakurai's otherwise good resume and we'd like to rub it in his face.

Feel free to bash on Sakurai all you want here. All of you have done it at some point.

AND NO TROLLING. If you haven't come here to bash Sakurai, then leave.

Sakurai, you are making the best game in the world, but you are truly inefficient.





LIST OF MEMBERS

Patinator (president)
Aguasatori (vice-president)
Cubelarooso
Lotor611


Please PM Patinator or me if you would wish to join.

And this is a joke thread. Please chill out, people.

 

[Drclaw411]

Yeah, and I'd like to start the "This thread has intercourse with worthless and this anti-Sakurai club is ghey" Club

 

[Reyairia]

Two words;

Well.. ****.

 

[Aguasatori]

Yeah, and I'd like to start the "This thread has intercourse with worthless and this anti-Sakurai club is ghey" Club

See, that's exactly the kind of reaction I expected to this thread. Please make a "We Hate the We Hate Sakurai Club" thread and bash us there.

 

[Heretique]

Sakurai, you are making the best game in the world, but you are truly inefficient.

Says Aquasatori, that-one-kid-who-thinks-he-knows-all-about-the-process-of-making-a-videogame.

It's sad, really.

 

[Lexl5]

I'm sorry, but Sakurai is making this game. Do you not want Brawl?
And no I didn't read the first post.

 

[Aguasatori]

Says Aquasatori, that-one-kid-who-thinks-he-knows-all-about-the-process-of-making-a-videogame.

It's sad, really.

An ideogame? Oh, right, a videogame. Yes, and EFFICIENCY means not having to delay because you were ON TIME.

Anyway, this a joke thread. Patinator and I are grateful for Sakurai and all the work he has put into Brawl...even with the delays.

 

[geogaither]

A man capable of making a perfect game is logically, then, perfect.
He has no fault.
Stop bashing him.

 

[Pseudo_Sam]

Wut.

My "We hate Geno" Club was instantly disbanded by the mods. So why hasn't this one been?

Also, what an awful club. Way to insult the only reason Smashboards exists.

 

[Aguasatori]

Wut.

My "We hate Geno" Club was instantly disbanded by the mods. So why hasn't this one been?

Because it's just been put up lol.

 

[Heretique]

An ideogame? Oh, right, a videogame. Yes, and EFFICIENCY means not having to delay because you were ON TIME.

Anyway, this a joke thread. Patinator and I are grateful for Sakurai and all the work he has put into Brawl...even with the delays.

You don't know if he was pressured to create a release date, an unexpected bug came up, etc.

There's a whole lot of potential complications that can arise during the development process, especially for big name games.

 

[Sabrewulf238]

.........you actually went ahead and did it, I thought you were joking

It's a tiny bit harsh to make a "I hate sakurai club" though. Despite popular belief sakurai doesn't actually delay games because he's an evil fiend and hates us

 

[S_B]

He shouldn't have locked himself into updating every weeknight.

I'd rather he just show off interesting stuff when he has it.

As someone said, the updates can range from "absolutely epic" to "YOU PUSH BUTTONS, lololol!"

 

[Xanderous]

Not interested. Take it elsewhere.

 

[Reyairia]

Gah, double post thanks to SWF being silly.

 

[Patinator]

Good job Agua. *Pats your head*

If the Moderators find this joke thread, out of the many others that exist, to be closable, then by all means, do. This is a better place to vent everyone's delay-related frustrations than the Smash Blog, though. PM either me or Agua to join (Yes, I'm giving you a promotion, Agua. :D)

PAL people are ESPECIALLY welcome. Sakurai will be forgiven ONLY when the PAL region gets SSBB. See? Some people care.

Edit: Oh, and Agua: Add Cubeleruso (...Check spelling...?) to the list. And maybe change the name of the thread to... "We Hate Delays" or "We Dislike Sakurai" club? People are getting mad...

 

[Aryman]

If this is a joke thread it's not very funny. Take it to a forum that cares.

 

[Lord_Deathborne]

Oh, the drama! :o Super Smash Bros. is Serious Business.

This only comes as a reminder to me as to what a sad lot the SWF community is. Auga states quite clearly in the first post that this is merely a joke thread. Lighten up and take a joke already...

 

[Lecto2007]

Well you cant actually say you hate him, He made kirby and he made all the smash games till date so do you want brawl ye or no?

 

[Patinator]

Thanks for that, Lord Deathborne.

And as I said before, it's not really a "HATE SAKURAI MUST KILL SAKURAI RAWR" club, so much as a "...Sakurai, you've disappointed me... I need a place to vent my frustr- Oh look, a "We Hate Sakurai" thread!" kind of club.

 

[Xanderous]

Yeah, but it's a bad joke.

 

[motsalogeL]

A man capable of making a perfect game is logically, then, perfect.
He has no fault.
Stop bashing him.

Perfect game? XD Trust me if the most reliable leaker is to be believed (When there really is no reason not to) then the game is a disappointment at best.

Wut.

My "We hate Geno" Club was instantly disbanded by the mods. So why hasn't this one been?

Now that my friends is a good club.

 

[shanus]

This is a pretty dumb thread

 

[motsalogeL]

Thats a really dumb post. This thread was created to talk about things Sakurai has done wrong, the name is just a joke, they don't really hate Sakurai but then again if you bothered to read the 1st post you would have know that.

 

[Milos]

creator of this thread has to stfu. even if it's a joke it's also just a freakin game. deal wit it

 

[GreenKirby]

Still dumb.

And I like how no one blames Nintendo of America because of the delay. Nooooo it's Sakurai's fault for the AMERICAN delay. >_>

 

[F@lc0-san]

Not funny.

Its just ********.

 

[SonicSmash001]

Oh my god I wanna kick your *** so hard right now, look

Sakurai has put so dam much work into this game and satisfying fans like you, and all you can do is complain and ***** about it. Well he's tried so hard and even if this is a joke thread, its NOT funny. Seriously, I hope you never get brawl because if it wasn't for Sakurai we wouldn't have it coming. Lets see you put years of effort into a game that needs to please a helload of fans. Dude get a life...

 

[Kurosagi]

Nintendo is infamous for delays.

Five delays are ridiculous.

"Sakurai, you are making the best game in the world, but you are truly inefficient."

Yeah buddy

 

[shanus]

Thats a really dumb post. This thread was created to talk about things Sakurai has done wrong, the name is just a joke, they don't really hate Sakurai but then again if you bothered to read the 1st post you would have know that.

I read the entire thread. It's still dumb, even as a joke. Either troll well, or post something useful.

 

[SonicSmash001]

Nintendo is infamous for delays.

Five delays are ridiculous.

"Sakurai, you are making the best game in the world, but you are truly inefficient."

Yeah buddy

its funny how everyones blaming sakurai, do you think it was his idea to delay the game? He's just representing brawl, he doesn't do everything...

 

[Patinator]

Wow, motsa's actually on my side for once... O_O

Spoiler

Everyone's ignoring the fact that it's a place to whine and complain without people getting on your nerves about it... People who are overly-happy can go. Those who are down to earth and realize that Brawl, best game ever, is a long time away... Can stay. I think Sakurai should stop the updating and start working HARDER.

 

[Mysteryfox1]

the only thing I hate Sakurai for is that he hasn't given as a Europien releasedate but then again maby that's Nintendo's fault

*In before lock*
*going to make a we hate nintendo club thread* JKJKJK

 

[SpitFire15]

This thread is a waste of time.

 

[SonicSmash001]

This thread is a waste of time.

agreed, instead of yelling at a guy whos ten times more awesome then you, you could be doing something better with your life

 

[soviet prince]

sakurai is giving us one of the best games of all time, if it wasent for him there would not be a SSB series.

 

[Patinator]

Hmm, if this thread was a waste of time, why post?

(Vent frustration, people, towards Sakurai/Nintendo of Japan/Nintendo of America/Nintendo of Europe ESPECIALLY. Not us. It's a joke thread. Brawl's not emo business, is it? lol)

 

[FaceGuy]

Although I think some of the arguments against complaining about not-so-great updates are a bit rubbish and kiss assy, and I know that this thread is a joke.. this idea sucks. The timing especially, considering that for the last two weeks or so we've been getting some great ones. Olimar, his Final Smash, other moves, music and stage, as well as Sheik, Snake's Final Smash (finally) and the Collection update. I find it hard to hate any developer who gives us weekdaily (if it wasn't a word before, it is now) updates on one of the most anticipated games in years.

The only thing I find annoying is the lack of PAL release date, and that's not anything to do with Sakurai.

 

[Lord_Deathborne]

Oh my god I wanna kick your *** so hard right now, look

Sakurai has put so dam much work into this game and satisfying fans like you, and all you can do is complain and ***** about it. Well he's tried so hard and even if this is a joke thread, its NOT funny. Seriously, I hope you never get brawl because if it wasn't for Sakurai we wouldn't have it coming. Lets see you put years of effort into a game that needs to please a helload of fans. Dude get a life...

Yeah... Can I have my soapbox back now?

 

[Deleted member]

As someone said, the updates can range from "absolutely epic" to "YOU PUSH BUTTONS, lololol!"

Best way I've ever heard it!