The ultimate john.

[Youngling]

The "I don't care about this game anymore" john.

It is so good, it only needs to be used once in your life time.

All you have to do is show up to tournaments, play whoever the **** you want to play as, and automatically people will assume you are better than the people you play, even if you lose to them! It is a win win situation. If you win, you are better than the person, and if you lose, you don't even have to say anything, because people will automatically assume that you could have beaten the person if you would have cared!

This john is primarily used in the west coast, but the disease is spreading all across the country.

Please help stop this john before everyone becomes infected!




This john makes me ****ing sick.

 

[NeutralDamage]

I approve. Mango where u at?

 

[Bones0]

The problem with this john is nobody will think you are actually any good unless you had previously gone on a year-long dominating win streak prior to the john. *coughmangocough*

 

[ranmaru]

I'd feel better if I GOT GOOD in the first place

And I'd say "I <3 you" all the times

But bones0 is right. Mango is actually good. So him johning doesn't "make people think he's good" because he's still good LOL just whatever. Yeah, just whatever.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

Turtles are f***ed up colors nothing makes sense so how is it possible to win?

Play midwest falcon dittos with me some time you don't know how skillful johns can be.

 

[ranmaru]

Turtles are f***ed up colors nothing makes sense so how is it possible to win?

Play midwest falcon dittos with me some time you don't know how skillful johns can be.

Don't lie you know you don't care about turtles.

 

[t3h Icy]

Hungrybox da bess.

 

[UltimateHaxor123]

this is one gay john indeed. I feel like the melee scene is gradually dying. I mean, alot of tourneys (rom, pound) are reaching their finales and now mango and m2k are losing interest.

 

[Youngling]

It's basically the equivalent of beating your older brother in basketball and him telling you that he wasn't trying

 

[CloneHat]

this is one gay john indeed. I feel like the melee scene is gradually dying. I mean, alot of tourneys (rom, pound) are reaching their finales and now mango and m2k are losing interest.

That's the last ROM, as Alukard explained, because "Revival of Melee" is no longer a suitable title. It's not his last tournament or anything.

 

[ranmaru]

I said it should be called Survival of Melee because then you have to survive after being revived, correct? I guess 4Som doesn't sound good tho lol.

 

[LLDL]

Yeah, but survival or any similar implies that it is struggling lol.

 

[ranmaru]

Hmmm, good point. But wouldn't revival of melee imply that it HAD STRUGGLED and NEED REVIVING? looool

Although, I guess rom would be better because it's just more hype, and just saying "IM JUST GETTING BY" doesn't really cut it.

like I guessing reviving something is important, but saying that is survived doesn't keep hype cuz it's like "we r ok for now WHOO"


oh god I'm typing with cuz and we r what is wrong with me loool.

 

[Nø Ca$h]

cactuar and mango are the best

/thread

 

[Jonas]

this is one gay john indeed. I feel like the melee scene is gradually dying. I mean, alot of tourneys (rom, pound) are reaching their finales and now mango and m2k are losing interest.

Yeah because the Melee community wouldn't be able to exist without Mango and M2K, and RoM and Pound are like the only huge tournaments there can ever be.

 

[ranmaru]

How about Don't go down there Jeff or Genesis?

 

[KirbyKaze]

Renaissance of Melee

 

[JPOBS]

Revelry of Melee

 

[TheZhuKeeper]

It's basically the equivalent of beating your older brother in basketball and him telling you that he wasn't trying

Get better.

 

[choknater]

hm

so after Jeff, pound, and gen2

i still think there will be big tournys but it'll be a long shot if another one breaks 100 again

brawl is MAXIMUM HUGE now, and i happen to like playing that game so its all good

mango is the godliest player lol, i think he always will be. his playstyle is just too fundamentally solid, creative, intimidating, everything

who else can take a stock off m2k's sheik using only mario's fsmash and good reads?

 

[ranmaru]

Not me. I should watch that match. M2k's Sheik is SO SOLID. Although Mario's Fsmash is better than mine... :[

 

[Youngling]

Could everyone stfu about all this random ****?

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

yeah let's talk about how wrong you are.

You are wrong.

okay moving on.

 

[None Shall Pass]

yeah let's talk about how wrong you are.

You are wrong.

okay moving on.

Made me LOL.

 

[ranmaru]

Sure let's talk about a useless john.

 

[Youngling]

Did you even see rom 3?

have you read anything in the best player thread by hbox?

Stfu.

It's like saying taj or germ would be the best players if they mained high tiers.

 

[choknater]

i just dont think u understand how good mango is LOL

none of us are really joking about this

mango's best performances since he stopped trying in singles tournaments lately are in friendlies. mario > armada. mario > hbox. he can tap any spacie with any character he wants. he wins like 80% of the matches (or more) vs hbox using fox and falco. he rotated vs kage just for the vengeance set. he can beat any player in fox or falco dittos. the kid is godlike.

and when u look at the actual matches and observe what he does, u can tell he capitalizes on everything and knows all the fundamentals of the game. im not ****riding or anything, im just an observant fan cuz he really is the best player lol.

hes so good he doesnt NEED to prove himself in tournament. and even comparing him to isai is not legit, cuz even when isai started sandbagging, the top of the metagame was about on par with him, he wasnt this far ahead like mango.

 

[mers]

choknater is right.

Mango is quite obviously still the best. He will be the best until another player rises to dominate the smash scene like he did (Dr. PeePee eventually? Who knows). I'm guessing at that point, Mr. Tryhard will show up.

What I don't understand is why he doesn't try hard just for the money. Assuming he could have won ROM3 if he wanted, how much money did he lose by sandbagging? Quite a lot I'm guessing.

 

[Daniel_the_Seraph]

You'd think a college student who loves booze would be all for making money

 

[choknater]

eh hes in college already?

 

[A Pimp Named Slickback]

he should be a freshman

 

[Deleted member]

Removed by Moderator

 

[Jonas]

Idk maybe he has rich parents or something

prolly not though

Or maybe he's just tired of winning.

 

[Merkuri]

i just dont think u understand how good mango is LOL

none of us are really joking about this

mango's best performances since he stopped trying in singles tournaments lately are in friendlies. mario > armada. mario > hbox. he can tap any spacie with any character he wants. he wins like 80% of the matches (or more) vs hbox using fox and falco. he rotated vs kage just for the vengeance set. he can beat any player in fox or falco dittos. the kid is godlike.

and when u look at the actual matches and observe what he does, u can tell he capitalizes on everything and knows all the fundamentals of the game. im not ****riding or anything, im just an observant fan cuz he really is the best player lol.

hes so good he doesnt NEED to prove himself in tournament. and even comparing him to isai is not legit, cuz even when isai started sandbagging, the top of the metagame was about on par with him, he wasnt this far ahead like mango.

He beat Hbox and Mango in non-tourney sets. It doesn't count for anything. You can assume he's still the best because o Tourneys which happened almost a year ago but that's completely fallacious. He can't tap with whatever character he wants, Apex and Rom2 proved that. He couldn't beat DRPP in friendlies at rom2(with Fox) etc, etc.

He may still very well be the best player at this game, but that remains to be seen imo.

 

[EPsilon933]

The mods need to unban MaNg0 to unban his try-hard self

 

[FoxLisk]

He beat Hbox and Mango in non-tourney sets. It doesn't count for anything. You can assume he's still the best because o Tourneys which happened almost a year ago but that's completely fallacious. He can't tap with whatever character he wants, Apex and Rom2 proved that. He couldn't beat DRPP in friendlies at rom2(with Fox) etc, etc.

He may still very well be the best player at this game, but that remains to be seen imo.

what? dr. pp said mango won nearly every friendly with fox.

 

[Frame Perfect]

youngling: how else could one belittle great players while exalting himself?

 

[Beat!]

He beat Hbox and Mango in non-tourney sets. It doesn't count for anything. You can assume he's still the best because o Tourneys which happened almost a year ago but that's completely fallacious. He can't tap with whatever character he wants, Apex and Rom2 proved that. He couldn't beat DRPP in friendlies at rom2(with Fox) etc, etc.

He may still very well be the best player at this game, but that remains to be seen imo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v86VRsv1Gco


Scroll down, and read PP's comment.
Mango apparently won the 'vast majority' of their friendlies. And this was during ROM 3, which is more recent than ROM 2, regardless of the results there.

It does not remain to be seen. He is the best lol.

 

[Dr Peepee]

Mango's Fox ***** me until I get a rematch. =p

That dude is so much better than everyone.

 

[MCSR]

Hungrybox da bess.

backair you my errythang, you all i ever choose...