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The Top 16 Facts of UK Smash
no16
At the UK’s first official tournie TDI 1 hosted by the Doug in Blackpool, April 2004. There were ZERO English smashers. The tournament consisted of 5 Dutch, 7 Scots and The_Doug who is half English/American.
no15
There were no British tournaments between April 05 and April 06
no14
As a majority we still think sandbagging's lame, take our friendlies 180% seriously and allow camping to dominate our metagame.
no13
A dissilusioned majority of UK Smashers actually consider the UK standard to measure up to the States.
no12
The only UK Smasher to win a foreign tournament was an ex-casual-newcastle-smasher who beat Captain Jack in the finals of a French Smash64 side tournament.
no11
Our rankings are the most disputed in europe even though we are the least competitive.
no10
Jam Session 64 is still to this day the longest running competitive tourney in the history of smash. 3 Years, still unconcluded and going strong.
no9
Bach, who has recorded footage and compiled montages of smash all over the world, fastest ever released smash related film was 'The English'. The film built its foundations on Ed talking **** for an hour.
no8
The UK has never placed higher than dead last in Regional Crew battles.
no7
Wales and Northern Ireland, 2 of the 4 countries that make up the UK, have no smashers.
no6
The UK, the worst competetive country in European Smash has more active topics in the European section of SWF than any other European country.
no5
The_Doug was interviewed for the American news as a British smasher who travelled from overseas.. He spoke with a Cali accent.
no4
In 2 of the 3 previous UK tournaments, Pikachu has made 2 appearances in the grand final. Roy has featured once.
no3
London, one of the most populated cities in the world, had only 1 smasher for 3 years. He mained Mario and Game and Watch.
no2
The title holder of best British smasher for 4 years wasn't even British.
no1
A smasher from America and 2 girls from Sweden came to a UK tourney after enjoying the company of some of the guys. He spent the night in a Newcastle jail cell and the girls broke down in tears. The host and all closely involved spent the evening watching wrestling.
This compilation was brought to you by JamIndustries and RyanSocksEntertainment
Guest starring MrP-Productions
no16
At the UK’s first official tournie TDI 1 hosted by the Doug in Blackpool, April 2004. There were ZERO English smashers. The tournament consisted of 5 Dutch, 7 Scots and The_Doug who is half English/American.
no15
There were no British tournaments between April 05 and April 06
no14
As a majority we still think sandbagging's lame, take our friendlies 180% seriously and allow camping to dominate our metagame.
no13
A dissilusioned majority of UK Smashers actually consider the UK standard to measure up to the States.
no12
The only UK Smasher to win a foreign tournament was an ex-casual-newcastle-smasher who beat Captain Jack in the finals of a French Smash64 side tournament.
no11
Our rankings are the most disputed in europe even though we are the least competitive.
no10
Jam Session 64 is still to this day the longest running competitive tourney in the history of smash. 3 Years, still unconcluded and going strong.
no9
Bach, who has recorded footage and compiled montages of smash all over the world, fastest ever released smash related film was 'The English'. The film built its foundations on Ed talking **** for an hour.
no8
The UK has never placed higher than dead last in Regional Crew battles.
no7
Wales and Northern Ireland, 2 of the 4 countries that make up the UK, have no smashers.
no6
The UK, the worst competetive country in European Smash has more active topics in the European section of SWF than any other European country.
no5
The_Doug was interviewed for the American news as a British smasher who travelled from overseas.. He spoke with a Cali accent.
no4
In 2 of the 3 previous UK tournaments, Pikachu has made 2 appearances in the grand final. Roy has featured once.
no3
London, one of the most populated cities in the world, had only 1 smasher for 3 years. He mained Mario and Game and Watch.
no2
The title holder of best British smasher for 4 years wasn't even British.
no1
A smasher from America and 2 girls from Sweden came to a UK tourney after enjoying the company of some of the guys. He spent the night in a Newcastle jail cell and the girls broke down in tears. The host and all closely involved spent the evening watching wrestling.
This compilation was brought to you by JamIndustries and RyanSocksEntertainment
Guest starring MrP-Productions
