The Taunt Tierlist

[Hashire Kazemeijin]

For me it goes as follows:

Best:
Olimar's side taunt: My attempt at breakdancing.
Snake's Box of doom.
Meta Knight's side taunt: Badassness.
Falcon's Side Taunt: Just bring it.
Sonic's breakdance taunt: Attitude ftw.
Link's Twilight Princess taunt.
Wolf's Howl.
Lucario's DBZ taunt.
Fox's up taunt: Also a DBZ taunt.

 

[Tails the Fox]

I cant believe it. I mean you people are serious underrating the power of G&W's Down Taunt. That thing single handedly broke the God-Tier. That's right, its in a tier above that. Its just that awsome. The only thing that can reach its level is Luigi's up taunt and Sonic's "YOU'RE 2 SLOW!". (You know you such when Sonic can taunt you like that.)

 

[Trapt497]

God tier (well, my favs at least):

SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!!!

Lucario's up taunt

Luigi's multi-pose

De3's dance (down)

Bowser's dance

Snake's box

G&W bell

and Wolf's HOOOOWWLLL!!!!

 

[KernelColonel]

"You're too sloooow!" pisses off anyone who doesn't play Sonic. GOD TIER

I could just do Yoshi's tail chaser all day long and watch him try to catch it. 31337 713R

PS: "Fight Me!" for TOTAL BADASS tier

 

[Roller]

You're too slow!

 

[Neodaft_boy]

Peaches "la la la la laa la" taunt gives EVERYONE that boiling urge to smack her up side the face XDD; which is why I LOVE useing it! Either her or the user using her, maybe it's a happy combonation of the two lol...

Muahah. >:3

 

[RedMage8BT]

Peach's taunts make me want to kiss her, she's so cute.

 

[Rhambo]

Mario's up and down taunts are top tier
I don't really even bother with anyone else's taunts.

 

[Sinistar]

Ice Climbers jumping up and down for me.

 

[Exovel]

Watch this an try to explain why this ISN'T god tier.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-RDwf-xhhY

For cookies are my god.

That video has made me hate the Sonic taunt. I will now edit my previous post.

 

[OmegaWeapon]

God:
Wario's bike taunt

Top:
Luigi's Poses
Link's Smash 64 stance
All of Wario's regular taunts!

High:
All of Luigi's other taunts
Snake's box

Mid:
Pikachu's loafing, spinning, whatever the heck that is taunt
All of DDD's taunts
Wolf's howl

Low:
Every other taunt, except...

Bottom:
Ganondorf's Sword taunt (cause he doesn't even use that sh** in battle like he should)

 

[Mr. Spam & Death]

my favorites are:
All of G & Ws
Bowsers Hokey-pokey
Luigis ^taunt

all of those are godly taunts

 

[Marie_54]

Man, it's waaaaaay too early to talk about a taunt tier. I mean, the game's been out for only two month and a half, so nobody can have fully explored the taunt gameplay yet.
And please remember, the brawl taunts are not melee 2.0 taunts.

QFW.

Spoiler

10chameleons

 

[RedMage8BT]

Wow... teluoborg just won this thread.

 

[Exovel]

Ok, so I just fully revamped my list on the previous page. I'm rather happy with it too. It's not perfect, but tiers never are. I just picked my favorite taunt from each character and then tried to place them in a category.

 

[Marie_54]

^You tried too hard...

 

[Exovel]

It really didn't take more than five minutes... I was actually just interested in what I would come up with.

Plus, it was something to use as an excuse to not study Calc III. And I will use anything to get out of that.

 

[smashbro29]

how about YOUR TOO SLOW?
or the one where mario tirns big it makes the least sense yet it pisses you off the most

 

[handsockpuppet]

Wario's Down Taunt (just awesome)
DDD's Down Taunt (dancing penguin!)
Wolf's Down Taunt (not only does he howl, but he also plants an invisible bomb on the ground)
For Cookies are my God

 

[AltF4]

Game and Watch's taunts are clearly top tier. By quickly alternating your up and side taunts, you can easily enrage your opponent into falling into a trap.

More cowbell.

 

[boss8]

mario- side taunt when he takes off his hat and says hoo hoo!! i love dat..

luigi-the five poses....

wario-up taunt....wahahahaha then he close his mouth..

capt falcon- side taunt (come on)

pikmin-down taunt (the wiggle)

metaknight- side taunt (FIGHT ME!!)

wolf- (the howl).....and.....(whats the matter scared??)

falco- (hands off my prey)

fox-(come on)

 

[Tyr_03]

You're too slow!

and Dedede's down taunt dance. Love it.

 

[Yuna-Maria]

Zero Suit Samus - down taunt.
I never get tired of that. So erotic.....

 

[Kabyk-Greenmyst]

C.Falcon's up-taunt = top tier. He's so manly, that fire comes out when he simply flexes.
Sonic Side and Down taunts = top tier. He's sonic. 'Nuff said.
Ike's up-taunt = high tier. Masturbation.
Fox's up[?] taunt = high tier. ITS OVER 9000!!

 

[Clai]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9zWuwBzSIY

I'll say it again. If this taunt doesn't win, I don't know what will.

 

[RedMage8BT]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9zWuwBzSIY

I'll say it again. If this taunt doesn't win, I don't know what will.

The video makes it win. In of itself, it's not nearly as win as Luigi or Peach's Side Taunts.

 

[The_Court_Jester]

Wario's Bike Taunt.

You can taunt on Wario's bike. So my vote to that.

 

[DTKPch]

Pikachu's up taunt to down taunt is a reliable combo. It flows just as well as melee Falcon's throw to knee combos, if not better.

Snake talking with Mei Ling in the Japanese version during his smash taunt and dying = PURE WIN.
(SUNEKU!!! SUNEKU!!!! SUNEKU!!!!!!)

Falcon was Uber Untouchable God Top God Uber God tier in Melee. However, they severely nerfed his voice in Brawl. He is human again.

I vote those three as the best taunts in the game.

For cookies are my god.

 

[Badakin]

I vote "youre to slow" and ikes down taunt too epic
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dqIDuGrgRY8

 

[Maku]

I personally like Marth's Up Taunt!
He shows off the Great Falchion!!
What's better than that..?

 

[Stelfe]

Jig's down taunt and Capt. Falcon's down taunt are high tier at least.

For Ganondorf, his down taunt should of been replaced by his up-tilt, and his up-tilte replaced with his down taunt.

For cookies are my god.

 

[House M.D.]

G&W has the best set of taunts in one sense; you can get off all three between off-the-top kills. pretty slick.

 

[f1r3 3mbl3m]

Sonic's side taunt. You can annoy people so bad just spamming that "YOU'RE TOO SLOW!!! YOU'RE TOO SLOW!!! YOU'RE TOO SLOW!!! YOU'RE TOO SLOW!!! YOU'RE TOO SLOW!!!" It's hilarious to see some peoples reactions to it.

 

[bottles vs mumbo]

captain falcon: "Show your Moves!"

enough said

 

[Airgemini]

Peach's taunts (any one of them) are definately top or high teir =).

 

[Dark Sonic]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=tRcujrVh3g4&feature=related

Ike for top tier.

 

[thesage]

Ness' side taunt is the fastest in the game = top tier.

 

[ineednoname]

ikes because they be bad ***, luigis poses,marths taunts and zamus' taunts

 

[SpitFire15]

No specific order:

Godly Tier
- "SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!": A Smash classic. One of the reasons I still try to play C. Falcon is because of this.
- "YOU'RE TOO SLOW!": Sometimes I play as Sonic just to use this taunt.
High Tier
- Link's N64 pose: He just looks like a G.
- Zelda's goodbye wave: It's best used when you just KO'ed someone to the side. "Yeah, I just killed you. See ya later!"
- Ganon's pulling a sword out of his ass: Neat trick, plus he looks more intimdating than what he actually is.
- Mario's hat removal and "Hoo!": Such class! It's like Mario oozes confidence without saying anything.
- Luigi's multiple animations: It's just full of win. That's all that needs to be said.
- Peach's la la la la la: For pure annoyance. Especially when you're owning someone who hates Peach.
- Bowser's dance: For a completely and utterly random lolz
- DK's "WTF"?: It's perfect after you just owned somebody with DK.
- Jigg's deflate: Funny animation.
- Game & Watch's bells: If you alternately spam his side and up taunts, it's a great way to annoy your friends.
- Ivy's handstand: It's hard not to like this taunt.
- Squirtle's withdraw: ^^^
- Wolf's Howl: How fitting.
- Falco's "hands off my prey": I don't think I need to say much on this one, do I?
- Ike's sword plant: That's pretty badass.
Mid Tier
- Ness's bat raise: Makes him look triumphant.
- Marth's sword raise: ^^^
- Kirby's spin and "Yuu!": The new "Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"
- Fox's "come on": His voice sucks, but at least he's not being a *****.
- Toon Link's frenzy: Goofy yet humilating to the opponent.
- R.O.B.'s torso rotating: Looks cool in it's own little way.
- Charizard's roar: All of his tauts look alike to me for some reason.
Low Tier
- Lucario aura poses: Generic DBZ/karate poses and one of them is a rip off of Link's.
- Shiek's handstand: It's okay I guess, but nothing to make your opponent feel stupid after they've been KO'ed.
- Diddy's clapping: Generic monkey clapping? Lame.
- Olimar: I never play as him so I don't even know what his taunts are.
- IC's hopping around: It's okay, I suppose. Nothing special.
Diarrhea Tier
- Lucas's trip: ....
- Snake's box: Yeah....nothing quite as insulting as hiding under a box for four minutes...I guess his secret taunt is supposed to make up for him having the same one for up/down/side.
- Pit's voice: Enough said.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

Kirby, Luigi, G&W, Sonic, and Ness are all up there.