Snake: "They want me to battle a Little boy now? This has gone too far! Here, Little boy, I won't hurt you. Now, where's your mo- ......."
Snake? Snake?! Snaaaaaaake!!!
Here's One For Megaman
Otacon: Oh my goodness! Snake, do you know who that is?
Snake: Not really...looks like some kid in bicycle gear to me.
Otacon: That's Megaman, Snake! He's been gone for so long, it really is nice to see him back!
Snake: Doesn't look like much of a man to me.
Otacon: Megaman is a cyborg created by the famous Dr. Light, he's programmed to be capable of adapting and learning techniques from any opponent he beats in battle. Pretty nifty, huh?
Snake: A cyborg...guess I better have a flash grenade ready
Villager
Mei Ling: Snake, have you ever had to pick up your whole life and start over?
Snake: More than once I suppose.
Mei Ling: The Villager came to his new hometown with just the clothes on his back. But an old tanuki--
Snake: A japanese raccoon dog?
Mei Ling: Yes, or maybe he
was a raccoon. Anyway, Tom Nook gave him a job and a house to help him get started.
Snake: Awfully nice of him. What was the catch?
Mei Ling: The catch was that paying off the house took forever! But it got the Villager to explore the town and make friends!
Snake: I dunno, he doesn't look like he's in the mood for making friends on the battlefield.
Mei Ling: But you don't deny it can happen right?
Snake: No, of course not.
Here's one about Pit
Snake: It's Pit again. But there's something different about him...
Hades: Keen eye you have there, Garden Snake!
Snake: What-?! Who is this? Why is this frequency so easy to hack?!
Hades: Calm down, Garden Snake! Ol' Otty had to take a little bathroom break. When Viridi calls, you have to answer! Besides, if there's anyone with the most up-to-date news on Pitty Pat, it's your old pal Hades! Unless you're not willing to accept my humble advice, I'd love see Pitty smack you around with his new tricks.
Snake: *grumble* Fine. Tell me what's new about Pit.
Hades: Pitty Pat is still the same lapdog of the Goddess of Light, Palutena. Still, it looks like you CAN teach an old dog new tricks! Along with that tired old bow, he's got a large assortment of weapons: arms, claws, cannons, staffs, clubs - - you name it, he'll hit you with it. On top that, he's a nimble fellow and a fast attacker. He might give you a run for your money, Garden Snake!
Snake: Hm, so he upgraded his arsenal, huh? It's still no match for mine. Thanks for the advice, but why are you helping me?
Hades: Any foe of Pitty Pat is a friend of mine! Dedicate an RPG blast to your favorite Lord of the Underworld, won't you Garden Snake?
Snake: Wait, Lord of the Underworld--?
Hades: Toodaloo!
Snake: We really need to strengthen our security...
Here's another one about the Villager but with Raiden
Snake: Wait. Is that a normal boy on the Battlefield? He doesn't even have a sword like that Link kid.
Raiden: No Snake, that's the Villager.
Snake: THE Villager? Is that some sort of code-name like ours?
Raiden: No Snake, his real name is decided by those who control him, but the situation is not anything like yours or mine. He fights by using a variety of things he collects in a little town he's the Mayor of.
Snake: A small child is willingly fighting giant monsters and trained soldiers like me by using common household items? For fun?
Raiden: If you want to put it that way...
Snake: I think you might have competition for the name "Ripper" in a few years, Jack.
Raiden: *In his more gravelly Ripper voice* For his sake, I hope not.
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