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[TheMightyP]

If sEgA wasn't so lazy, we'd get a remake to the Sonic Rush duology.

 

[Lamperouge]

Another instance of gamers being oppressed.

My dim ass just realized that you posted it already.

Scroll up? Oh, what for?

 

[MooMew64]

I have reached the 10 year mark of being a member of Smashboards. 10 years on this site.

Ask me anything.

That means you were here for ESRB and the Wii U DLC aftermath.

I am so sorry.

I feel like that narritive was gonna die after Gens but then Lost World and Boom happened.

Mania did not help with that.

Spoiler: Sonic Internet Starter Pack, Dating since 06 and through Lost World

"SONIC HAD A ROUGH TRANSITION TO 3D"

"SONIC JUST DOESN'T WORK IN 3D"

"ALL 3D SONICS SUCK"

"GENESIS WAS THE ONLY PEAK"

"WHY ARE THERE HUMANS IN SONCI"

"SNOC BAED"

"BOOST TO WIN"

"SANIC KISS LADY?????????"

"06 WAS BAD HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH THIS IS STILL FUNNY RIGHT HAHAHAHAHAAH GAMEGRUMPS REFERENCE"

"FRIENDS BAD FRIENDS BAD FRIENDS BAD"

"MARIO BETTER MARIO BETTER MARIO BETTER"

"DEAD FRANCHISE"

"ADVENTURE AGE BAD"

I can't take it anymore

 

[CannonStreak]

Hey, in terms of Sonic Frontiers, at least Ian Flynn is doing the story in some way, so at least the story will be viewed better, maybe?

 

[Noipoi]

My favorite part of Sonic Frontiers is when Arceus tells him to seek out all Pokémon so he can defeat Calamity Ganon.

 

[TheMightyP]

No but if both Sonic and Pokémon get good ass games in the same year I’m gonna have a heart attack.

So I went back to check when the last time that happened.

2017. We got the Ultra Games and Sonic Mania.

 

[MooMew64]

Hey, in terms of Sonic Frontiers, at least Ian Flynn is doing the story in some way, so at least the story will be viewed better, maybe?

Those who like Ian's writing will like it, probably.

Those who don't will...

Yeah

 

[CannonStreak]

Those who like Ian's writing will like it, probably.

Those who don't will...

Yeah

Good thing I said "maybe" then.

 

[TheMightyP]

Pontac and Graff better

 

[MooMew64]

Good thing I said "maybe" then.

It's a Sonic game.

Sega starts fandom wars by breathing; People yelling about the story will be one of the free spaces on the bingo.

Amy's a Main character in it, though, so it's already 11/10 IMO.

 

[CannonStreak]

Pontac and Graff better

Raises his sword at him

You sure you don't want to reconsider?

 

[MooMew64]

Pontac and Graff better

Baldy McNosehair.

Now fight.

 

[CannonStreak]

It's a Sonic game.

Sega starts fandom wars by breathing; People yelling about the story will be one of the free spaces on the bingo.

Amy's a Main character in it, though, so it's already 11/10.

Yeah, I know. I know the opposite is probably going to turn out true, but I do hope reviewers are not as dumb as everyone else to take off points for Frontiers for at least the story.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

When exactly did you sell your soul to Warchamp?

Circa 2012AD, the day I joined. It's been interesting.

How does it feel to live in a retirement home?

Boring. The only rec activities are bingo night and checkers, and I dislike both. I don't gamble and chess is better anyway. Snobbish adjustment of glasses

Did you and Shroob fight in the Korean War or Vietnam?

Korean

Do you have any teeth left?

Yes, somehow and unexpectedly.

That means you were here for ESRB and the Wii U DLC aftermath.

I am so sorry.

Yeah, I was here. Was an interesting time. Back in my day, Smash 4 Bayonetta was the top tier menace instead of Pikachu and his annoying pancaking.

 

[TheMightyP]

Raises his sword at him

You sure you don't want to reconsider?

They didn't write that game

 

[MooMew64]

They didn't write that game

I wanna replay Black Knight.

Been seeing a lot of love for it lately and I remember liking it as a kid, which is ironic, because I hated (and still hate) Secret Rings. Wanna see if it holds up.

 

[CannonStreak]

I wanna replay Black Knight.

Been seeing a lot of love for it lately and I remember liking it as a kid, which is ironic, because I hated (and still hate) Secret Rings. Wanna see if it holds up.

Oh, I loved Black Knight! Such an underrated game!

 

[Noipoi]

Raises his sword at him

You sure you don't want to reconsider?

Pulls out demon gun (made from the bones of Satan and Satan 2) loads death bullets (constructed from the ashes of Hitler and Turbo Hitler) aims gun at you with malicious intent while my angel and devil wings flap awesomely. Bares fangs and dark eye flashes. Hot girls cheer in the background but not Stacy from math class **** Stacy she’s dating Mike when she should be dating me. Draws sword.

“Heh, try me…”

 

[Lamperouge]

Pulls out demon gun (made from the bones of Satan and Satan 2) loads death bullets (constructed from the ashes of Hitler and Turbo Hitler) aims gun at you with malicious intent while my angel and devil wings flap awesomely. Bares fangs and dark eye flashes. Hot girls cheer in the background but not Stacy from math class **** Stacy she’s dating Mike when she should be dating me. Draws sword.

“Heh, try me…”

spindashes you in half and you fall over and die

your to slow dude cmon steep it up

 

[TheMightyP]

Pulls out demon gun (made from the bones of Satan and Satan 2) loads death bullets (constructed from the ashes of Hitler and Turbo Hitler) aims gun at you with malicious intent while my angel and devil wings flap awesomely. Bares fangs and dark eye flashes. Hot girls cheer in the background but not Stacy from math class **** Stacy she’s dating Mike when she should be dating me. Draws sword.

“Heh, try me…”

When you were partying

I studied The Blade

When you were having premarital sex

I mastered The Blockchain

While you wasted your days at the gym in pursuit of vanity

I cultivated Inner Strength

And now that the world is on fire and the barbarians are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?

 

[Noipoi]

spindashes you in half and you fall over and die

your to slow dude cmon steep it up

Pulls self together because I have the nightmare gene which means I can’t die unless I am stabbed with the Heaven blade on a full moon

“Not today, punk…”

 

[CannonStreak]

Pulls out demon gun (made from the bones of Satan and Satan 2) loads death bullets (constructed from the ashes of Hitler and Turbo Hitler) aims gun at you with malicious intent while my angel and devil wings flap awesomely. Bares fangs and dark eye flashes. Hot girls cheer in the background but not Stacy from math class **** Stacy she’s dating Mike when she should be dating me. Draws sword.

“Heh, try me…”

Activates supreme being form to counter You were saying?

 

[Shroob]

Me over here with my controversial as hell opinion that there are no good sonic games.

 

[TheMightyP]

Me over here with my controversial as hell opinion that there are no good sonic games.

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That's not controversial

 

[Shroob]

That's not controversial

Okay now I feel marginally bad.

 

[Noipoi]

Me over here with my controversial as hell opinion that there are no good sonic games.

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He says in a world where Waku Waku Sonic Patrol Car exists

 

[Shroob]

He says in a world where Waku Waku Sonic Patrol Car exists

Aw hell nah you're saying Sonic's a cop now?

 

[Noipoi]

Aw hell nah you're saying Sonic's a cop now?

HedgeHOG

He was always a pig

 

[TheMightyP]

Aw hell nah you're saying Sonic's a cop now?

ACAB.

All
Cops
Are
Blue

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

With posts like these, I'd dare say today is a monumental day in Smashboards history.

 

[Noipoi]

With posts like these, I'd dare say today is a monumental day in Smashboards history.

Really?

looks like the regular brand of stupid, to me

 

[TheMightyP]

But no, Sonic's anti cop. Remember, he got real pissed when Tom was gonna join San Fransisco PD.

That's what the movie was about. Sonic says NO to Military and Cops

 

[Pokelego999]

With posts like these, I'd dare say today is a monumental day in Smashboards history.

Sitting on the sidelines watching this is better and more emotional than most movies nowadays

 

[Shroob]

But no, Sonic's anti cop. Remember, he got real pissed when Tom was gonna join San Fransisco PD.

That's what the movie was about. Sonic says NO to Military and Cops

So what you're saying is Sonic is un-'Murican.


Maybe Obama should have used the chaos emeralds after all.

 

[TheMightyP]

So what you're saying is Sonic is un-'Murican.


Maybe Obama should have used the chaos emeralds after all.

Unfortunately, it was too late for Obama at that point

 

[Noipoi]

So what you're saying is Sonic is un-'Murican.


Maybe Obama should have used the chaos emeralds after all.

America doesn’t even have the emeralds right now.

Trump scattered them after he chaos controlled himself a happy meal, and now Biden is too busy napping to find em all again.

**** sucks.

 

[TheMightyP]

Biden is actually well aquianted with the chaos emeralds, being Obama's VP and all.

Rumor has it, at night Kamala becomes the Harrhog. When Joe kicks the bucket, it's Kamala Unleashed.

 

[Shroob]

I think the one thing that'll stick with me the longest about Sonic isn't the games, or the movies, or the music, or anything else.



It'll be that one dude in the Newcomer thread who had convinced himself that Shadow was 100% getting into Ultimate as a playable character, and would write like 10-20 paragraph long explanations over the smallest details to try to convince others that Shadow was happening, with a majority of said paragraphs being just filler text to draw out his main arguments.

 

[MooMew64]

I think the one thing that'll stick with me the longest about Sonic isn't the games, or the movies, or the music, or anything else.



It'll be that one dude in the Newcomer thread who had convinced himself that Shadow was 100% getting into Ultimate as a playable character, and would write like 10-20 paragraph long explanations over the smallest details to try to convince others that Shadow was happening, with a majority of said paragraphs being just filler text to draw out his main arguments.

Ultimate Speculation is an era I can safely say I will never miss.

The morning Sora debuted, after losing my mind over childhood wishes coming true, I maybe felt a little sad it was all over...

Then I remember what speculation turned into in the end and looooooool nah nothing of value was lost.

 

[TheMightyP]

I think the one thing that'll stick with me the longest about Sonic isn't the games, or the movies, or the music, or anything else.



It'll be that one dude in the Newcomer thread who had convinced himself that Shadow was 100% getting into Ultimate as a playable character, and would write like 10-20 paragraph long explanations over the smallest details to try to convince others that Shadow was happening, with a majority of said paragraphs being just filler text to draw out his main arguments.

Imagine thinking Shadow was gonna get in