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[TMNTSSB4]

Kevin James trending for an unexpected reason

 

[TheMightyP]

Kevin James trending for an unexpected reason

HOLY **** PAUL BLART 3

 

[Z25]

The cousin to Small Timothy

I sure hope Big Russell was able to support Tiny Tim

 

[Dutch Raikuna]

HOLY **** PAUL BLART 3

Aw ****!

Paul Blart Mall Cop 3: Segway Terrorism!

Finally!

 

[Z25]

HOLY **** PAUL BLART 3

Paul Blart 3: The Toddler Takedown

 

[Swamp Sensei]

The surprise twist of Paul Blart 3 is that Paul Blart is not actually in Paul Blart 3.

 

[Z25]

Leaked footage of Paul Blart 3:

 

[Wademan94]

The surprise twist of Paul Blart 3 is that Paul Blart is not actually in Paul Blart 3.

Son of Paul Blart: Jr. Mall Cop

 

[Dutch Raikuna]

Leaked footage of Paul Blart 3:

Paul Blart vs Toddlers: narrated by the guy from 300!

YOU SEEING THIS MOVIE STUDIOS? This is what we need!

 

[KillerCage]

FINALLY GOT METORID DREAD!!!

 

[Deleted member]

Good, good. Starting motorbike lessons in a few weeks and preparing for the post SB era.

Doing better than I have a while back.

Nice to hear that things are going well. Also motorbike lessons? Sounds exciting, good luck with that. But when you say "post SB era", does that mean you intend to leave? Really would be a shame if that's the case.

Well, it's 1am for me, I'm gonna call it a night now.

 

[Dutch Raikuna]

Actually I also found leaked footage of Mall Cop 3.

Paul Blart has to fight Mike Tyson in a Segway vs Hoverboard Race or.............

He.
Loses.
His.
Job!

 

[Will]

You’re a ****in prophet bro

I know I will use these powers for my own personal benefit.

 

[TheMightyP]

Actually I also found leaked footage of Mall Cop 3.

Paul Blart has to fight Mike Tyson in a Segway vs Hoverboard Race or.............

He.
Loses.
His.
Job!

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Paul Blart's Punch Out

 

[Dutch Raikuna]

Nice to hear that things are going well. Also motorbike lessons? Sounds exciting, good luck with that. But when you say "post SB era", does that mean you intend to leave? Really would be a shame if that's the case.

Well, it's 1am for me, I'm gonna call it a night now.

Not at all.

Just more keeping things going smoothly over on Discord and keeping in contact with everyone.

Paul Blart's Punch Out

"He's gotten kicked by a horse but can our Mall Cop withstand a punch from Mike Tyson?!"

Find out in Paul Blart's Punch Out! Available today on Nintendo Switch!

 

[TMNTSSB4]

HOLY **** PAUL BLART 3

Aw ****!

View attachment 334220

Paul Blart Mall Cop 3: Segway Terrorism!

Finally!

I wish Mall Cop 3 was the reason for the high trend. Much more innocent

damn you Tennessee

 

[Will]

Spoiler: Some thoughts about Metroid Dread's plot subtext

So I assume that whenever there's a Metroid 6, it'll be about the Samus clones Raven Beak made? I mean, he never really showed them off, and clearly, he must've already taken Samus's DNA from when you first encountered him. If there actually aren't any Samus clones, I assume Samus is just going rogue from the Federation after having enough bull**** from both them and the Mawkin tribe.

Also, the Central Intelligence Units are very much Mother Brain-esque. Is it implied that the Chozo also artificially created those, and perhaps Mother Brain themselves and it went rogue? Who knows.

 

[BlondeLombax]

Well, thanks to my own lack of caring to check if food is good or not, I may be having mild(ly obnoxious) indigestion later tonight…

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Good afternoon, Smashboards.

There was a problem fetching the tweet

 

[MooMew64]

With Smash speculation done, I must move on to the next chapter of my life. Yes, it is time I retire my Googi and Octoling shilling until next game. For now...

Spoiler

I AM NOW THE SITE'S MR. KRABS CAT

I WILL SHILL MR. KRABS IN NASB SPECULATION WHENEVER I CAN

UNTIL THE FATEFUL DAY THE PROHECY IS FULFILLED, AND OUR GLORIOUS, KRABBY OVERLORD REIGNS SUPREME OVER THE NASB ROSTER

ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, SOCIAL THREAD???

 

[Shroob]

With Smash speculation done, I must move on to the next chapter of my life. Yes, it is time I retire my Googi and Octoling shilling until next game. For now...

Spoiler

I AM NOW THE SITE'S MR. KRABS CAT

I WILL SHILL MR. KRABS IN NASB SPECULATION WHENEVER I CAN

UNTIL THE FATEFUL DAY THE PROHECY IS FULFILLED, AND OUR GLORIUS, KRABBY OVERLORD REIGNS SUPREME OVER THE NASB ROSTER

ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, SOCIAL THREAD???

Bottom.....top text?

Spoiler: Volume warning

 

[Wario Bros.]

I got the space jump upgrade in Metroid Dread.

PLEEEAAASE tell me I'm close to getting to the gravity suit now.

 

[MooMew64]

Bottom.....top text?

Spoiler: Volume warning

Our victory screech for the fated day.

 

[Hadokeyblade]

My copy of Super monkey ball is supposed to be here tomorrow but it never shipped...

 

[TMNTSSB4]

With Smash speculation done, I must move on to the next chapter of my life. Yes, it is time I retire my Googi and Octoling shilling until next game. For now...

Spoiler

I AM NOW THE SITE'S MR. KRABS CAT

I WILL SHILL MR. KRABS IN NASB SPECULATION WHENEVER I CAN

UNTIL THE FATEFUL DAY THE PROHECY IS FULFILLED, AND OUR GLORIOUS, KRABBY OVERLORD REIGNS SUPREME OVER THE NASB ROSTER

ARE YOU FEELING IT NOW, SOCIAL THREAD???

Squidward is better

 

[MooMew64]

Squidward is better

we need them both

so we can recreate art

 

[KillerCage]

Spoiler: Progess on Dread

I just got the Phantom Cloak. MAN, I feel so naked without the Morph Ball. Please take that out of context.

 

[Wario Bros.]

Reminder to save your replay in Smash Ultimate before the Sora update releases.

 

[Knight Dude]

Got a drawing done late last night, gonna see if I can start up another. I have a few ideas, but narrowing done which one to go for might take a bit.

As for other stuff

Spoiler: NASB

The potential Black and White Comic alts for Leonardo and Michelangelo are really cool, Once they get cleaned up a little more they'll be the best of the bunch.

 

[TMNTSSB4]

watching all these Smash trailers and commercials from 64 to Ultimate

at the Melee part (aka really early), and nobody noticed Sheik until they got to the cinematic part (then they freaked out)

 

[Knight Dude]

I am so mad simple and clean isn’t actually coming with Sora

Getting the rights to that particular song is a little Dirty and Complicated I guess.

 

[Rizen]

I have one complaint about metroid dread and it applies to the whole series. You get a lot of abilities but for the most part they don't alter the environment or solve problems to help you progress other than opening doors. You get this beam and that beam, dashes and super missiles and a lot of cool stuff but they just let you bypass different door covers.

 

[TMNTSSB4]

Sakurai will never buff Pit massively since lots of people will likely call him bias

now force someone at Nintendo to remake and/or port Uprising to the Switch…then make a sequel

 

[Cutie Gwen]

I got the space jump upgrade in Metroid Dread.

PLEEEAAASE tell me I'm close to getting to the gravity suit now.

Lmao I have the Gravity Suit but forgot the Space Jump when getting it, same **** happened on my second playthrough. But yeah you're intended to get Space Jump first with Gravity Suit being next

Spoiler: Some thoughts about Metroid Dread's plot subtext

So I assume that whenever there's a Metroid 6, it'll be about the Samus clones Raven Beak made? I mean, he never really showed them off, and clearly, he must've already taken Samus's DNA from when you first encountered him. If there actually aren't any Samus clones, I assume Samus is just going rogue from the Federation after having enough bull**** from both them and the Mawkin tribe.

Also, the Central Intelligence Units are very much Mother Brain-esque. Is it implied that the Chozo also artificially created those, and perhaps Mother Brain themselves and it went rogue? Who knows.

Spoiler

Mother Brain was indeed made by Chozo befor going rogue, though it can be theorized that Mawkin or other hostile Chozo are to blame as some Chozo murals in Dread apparantly hint that the Mawkin made the Space Pirates

 

[Hadokeyblade]

Just four more days till Sora drops, oh boy i cant wait lol

I really want to just play as Sora on stages like Mementos or Skyworld, favorite games of the 2010's converging on one location

 

[TheMightyP]

There was a problem fetching the tweet

Twitter is an app that exists

 

[Jondolio]

G'morning m'gamers
Got bonked hard for those jokes I made last night. Should've probably expected it but it was worth it

 

[TMNTSSB4]

Smash went from Mario tripping Yoshi to start a war…
…
…
…
…to shaking hands with Sora…
…****ing wow

 

[Noipoi]

I don’t care what it takes.

Just win the race and make me happy.

 

[BlondeLombax]

And with that, Dread is in the books!

I... don't think I can afford to spend words on the game. They wouldn't do it justice.