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[TheMightyP]

I get that he aged and all, but if I ever get to this point, kill me.

 

[ZephyrZ]

So my apartment gave everyone a 1$ scratch card for Saint Patty's Day. That's a cute idea even though the lottery is a scam.

Anyway, I won absolutely nothing!

 

[Aurane]

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I get that he aged and all, but if I ever get to this point, kill me.

Dude looks like he was forced to watch the entirety of Gravity Falls while a fangirl spoils the show nonstop as it plays.

 

[TheMightyP]

Dude looks like he was forced to watch the entirety of Gravity Falls while a fangirl spoils the show nonstop as it plays.

He IS the Gravity Falls monster

 

[Aurane]

He IS the Gravity Falls monster

Yeah someone needs to get that man a Snickers or something.

Is this offensive?

 

[PLATINUM7]

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I get that he aged and all, but if I ever get to this point, kill me.

If you ever get to the point where you return home? Got it.

Places landmine at your front door.

 

[Noipoi]

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I get that he aged and all, but if I ever get to this point, kill me.

It looks like he died a long time ago but his spirit refuses to move on.

 

[TheMightyP]

It looks like he died a long time ago but his spirit refuses to move on.

He's British. He consumes souls.

 

[Shroob]

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I get that he aged and all, but if I ever get to this point, kill me.

No King rules forever.

But a Prince apparently lives forever.

 

[TheMightyP]

No King rules forever.

But a Prince apparently lives forever.

And Long Live the Queen

 

[Shroob]

And Long Live the Queen

Every time someone utters "Long Live the Queen", it extends Elizabeth's lifespan by another 12 hours. Why else do you think people say "Long live the Queen" or "God save the Queen" soo often?

 

[Aurane]

Every time someone utters "Long Live the Queen", it extends Elizabeth's lifespan by another 12 hours. Why else do you think people say "Long live the Queen" or "God save the Queen" soo often?

That explains all the TF2 Sniper memes.

 

[Shroob]

That explains all the TF2 Sniper memes.

Nice shot
spins

 

[TheMightyP]

That explains all the TF2 Sniper memes.

That'd explain JFK.


Too soon?

 

[Noipoi]

That'd explain JFK.


Too soon?

I dunno what you mean.

Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedy’s.

 

[Ben Holt]

You know how you get to shoot a Spirit after you defeat them on the Spirit Board?

I didn't think I was THAT drunk, but a ****ing TWO-STAR Spirit gave me trouble with the spinning shield.

 

[Wademan94]

That'd explain JFK.


Too soon?

I don’t think it’s too soon considering most of us weren’t even on the planet yet.

 

[Aurane]

Nice shot
spins

You camped the whole time for this?!

 

[Ben Holt]

That'd explain JFK.


Too soon?

He deserved it. He lied about the Cuban Missile Crisis and destroyed American foreign policy to this day.

Mods, this is a joke. I don't actually support assassinations.

 

[Shroob]

That'd explain JFK.


Too soon?

Never forget that in the TF2 world, stairs were created by Abraham Lincoln as a replacement for rocket jumping, and perfected by FDR after after losing both his legs via a rocket jump.

 

[Hadokeyblade]

No King rules forever.

But a Prince apparently lives forever.

Like a true Saiyan.

 

[Ben Holt]

I don’t think it’s too soon considering most of us weren’t even on the planet yet.

You know what Kennedy's best quality was?
His open-mind.

 

[Wademan94]

You know what Kennedy's best quality was?
His open-mind.

Then again...

 

[Guynamednelson]

Why else do you think people say "Long live the Queen" or "God save the Queen" soo often?

Sounds like the Sex Pistols screwed up by recording a song called "God Save the Queen".

 

[Shroob]

Sounds like the Sex Pistols screwed up by recording a song called "God Save the Queen".

Elizabeth will exist long past this world's time.

Elizabeth will live past the heat death of the universe.

Elizabeth will eventually stop thinking.

 

[Ben Holt]

Then again...

You say this as if the primary joke during the new Lincoln movie was, "Lincoln isn't historically known for doing well in theaters."

 

[TheMightyP]

The Royal Family devoured the King's soul so that they can have eternal life.

He never "died". It was a hoax.

 

[Shroob]

The Royal Family devoured the King's soul so that they can have eternal life.

He never "died". It was a hoax.

This is just the plot to World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King.

 

[TheMightyP]

This is just the plot to World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Lich King.

Earth: Has nations
WoW: has nations

Coincidence?

 

[Shroob]

Earth: Has nations
WoW: has nations

Coincidence?

Potatoman stop no you're too close to the truth they're go----

 

[TMNTSSB4]

today has been so calming and not a single unexpected thing has been sai-

You know what Kennedy's best quality was?
His open-mind.

 

[TheMightyP]

Potatoman stop no you're too close to the truth they're go----

****, REDCOATS OUTISDE MY DOOR


Goodb-

 

[Will]

****, REDCOATS OUTISDE MY DOOR

Goodb-

Ah **** now I gotta go on horseback and tell everyone the Regulars are coming.

 

[PLATINUM7]

Elizabeth will exist long past this world's time.

Elizabeth will live past the heat death of the universe.

Elizabeth will eventually stop thinking.

Thinking about the fanfiction where there are 36 different Elizabeths who were meant to stop thinking, one of which helps stop a vampire from becoming the body of Jesus Christ.

 

[Shroob]

Man this is just reminding me of the old days of Candlejack posting.


Anyone remember tha---

 

[Will]

Thinking about the fanfiction where there are 36 different Elizabeths who were meant to stop thinking, one of which helps stop a vampire from becoming the body of Jesus Christ.

I remember reading JORGE JOESTAR when a translation first came out for it. Yeah, they mention the riduclous plot but they don't mention the fact that Jorge has to fight a wave of the same Mexican skinwalker zombie clones in WW1.

 

[PLATINUM7]

Man this is just reminding me of the old days of Candlejack posting.


Anyone remember tha---

I'll be honest.

I had to google Candlejack.

Had no idea what you were ta

 

[Will]

Man this is just reminding me of the old days of Candlejack posting.


Anyone remember tha---

Nah, but I remember back when everyone was making fun of the Peepeepoopoo Ma--

 

[Aurane]

Earth: Has nations
WoW: has nations

Coincidence?

Hell yeah! The Earth is World of Warcraft! Hit'em with the dab, Pekora!

Hell yeah!

 

[TheMightyP]

Hell yeah! The Earth is World of Warcraft!

Aight cool.


Kill me.