The San Antonio Brawl Thread: Steakfest 3, 7/31, see 1st post, new annoucements!

[PyleDriver1690]

Aw ****.

Nike...handle that!

 

[Nike.]

Psh I spit in her face too after she took my DVD player

 

[Big Boss]

You know who's face I spit in?

Spoiler

Nike's sister

And yer mums

While watching that trans-gender hentai Nike bought. :X

 

[ToferTheHuman]

@Pyle, I didn't put it in a spoiler, cause it's no secret.

 

[PyleDriver1690]

@Pyle, I didn't put it in a spoiler, cause it's no secret.

My gopher is gonna do bad things to you.

 

[KoNfucius]

While watching that trans-gender hentai Nike bought. :X

so im guessing his sister was finished watching it?

 

[ToferTheHuman]

My gopher is gonna do bad things to you.

You know who else I did bad things too?

Spoiler

yer

mum

and again, no secret

 

[PyleDriver1690]

Paw, win tomorrow for me.

You got This!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Paw]

only if you bring me burger king next smashfest/tournament

 

[Эикельманн [РУС]]

Help me!

Hey there, San Antonio. My name is Eikelmann, I'm a smasher from Florida, and I need some sort of assistance.

I'm supposed to be traveling to Mexico for a tournament called "Smash mex", but my ride to Laredo, Texas completely bailed on me, and I have no way to get to Laredo! I need to be there, as my bus leaves from Laredo to head down to Guadalajara, but I can't pay for another bus, or a taxi, and I'm looking for someone who would be kind enough to drive me down there.

I have no money, and I wouldn't be able to help with gas.

Please PM me if you can help, thanks in advance.

 

[PyleDriver1690]

You know who else I did bad things too?

Spoiler

nike's

mum

and again, no secret

You're becoming repetitive sir.

Lauren...spell check! please :-X

 

[ToferTheHuman]

He's not going to Paw, he has working johns

 

[Paw]

i mean the one after this one

 

[ToferTheHuman]

So was I

@Pyle, you're repetitive.

 

[PyleDriver1690]

Im going to be there for the crew battle next friday.

Tofer mad hes not participating in crew battle.

and the trolls roll on..

 

[Big Boss]

Tofer mad hes not participating in crew battle.

Exposed. Hard.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Lauren! Spell check on Pyle's garbage typing.

Not really exposure since it's kinda expected.

 

[KoNfucius]

The weak will always be victims. That is the way of the universe. The strong take what they want, and the weak suffer at their hands. That is their fate; it is inevitable. Only the strong survive, because only the strong deserve to.

hmmm.... why dont you just be strong and carjack some body?

 

[PyleDriver1690]

Exposed. Hard.

Like a Playboy.

"Im not a playa, i just crush alot"

 

[Эикельманн [РУС]]

hmmm.... why dont you just be strong and carjack some body?

I was actually trying to be serious because it's kind of important....

 

[Big Boss]

KoN!, wanna be on opposite sides of the bracket tomorrow or nah?

It doesn't matter to me.

EDIT: Nike, Lauren wants to be on the opposite sides with me because in Melee days, we'd get paired first round always. Lolz

 

[ToferTheHuman]

I am heading out

GG pyle

 

[Nike.]

Your wish is my command

/baitforgoofer

 

[PyleDriver1690]

I wanna be on the bracket.

Spoiler

in spirit

 

[Geoberos]

Y'all look like prairie *****es, or female prairie dogs, infesting the forum than gophers to me.
/outofcharacter

I'm gophering some blood if I shall make it to Nike's tomorrow.

 

[Nike.]

GTFO

 

[KoNfucius]

@ Eikelmann truly sorry for your situation i was just offended by your communist sig.

@ bigboss its already been done.

 

[Big Boss]

I wanna be on the bracket.

Spoiler

in spirit

Spoiler

As a level 3 CPU Snake.

JK!!! :X

@Tofer Get dropped off here between 4:30PM and 5PM if you want a ride over to Nike's. Got it?

@KoN! Awesome.

 

[KoNfucius]

i hope i play tofer first!

 

[Nike.]

Nikefest 2.1 This Friday

$2 Entry Fee, Winner take all (so 16 entrants = $32)

Stages:
Starter
Battlefield
Final Destination
Smashville
Yoshi's Island
Pokémon Stadium 1

Counter
Castle Siege
Halberd
Lylat Cruise
Brinstar
Delfino
Frigate Orpheon
Pictochat
Pokémon Stadium 2
Rainbow Cruise

Espy, Kprime, and Nike have agreed not to enter this event, so everyone will have a legit shot at winning. Mstar is questionable. This event will be included in both the SAPR and the Texas PR. It will also have a major effect on who the final 4 people will be in nexts week's crew battle (Although Espy has the final say in everything since he is leading us into battle).

Confirmed:
-Tofer
-Max10n
-KoN!
-Speed X
-Big Boss
-Lauren
-Paw
-Castro
-Zook
-Soul

Questionable:
-Morningstar
-PyleDriver

Random stuff

-You can show up anytime after 3 and the tourney will start at 7

-5 tv's and 1 wii. 5 will be enough to run it, so bring wii's if possible

-2 ppl who end up getting 5th will play a set to decide 5th/6th place (It'll actually matter lol)

I guess that's it.

 

[Big Boss]

I will supply 1 set-up, 1 Big Boss, 1 Lauren, 1 Tofer, and 1 random friend.

 

[KoNfucius]

I will supply 1 set-up, 1 Big Boss, 1 Lauren, 1 Tofer, and 1 random friend.

lol rooster! he should enter i bet he wouldnt get dead last

 

[Big Boss]

lol rooster! he should enter i bet he wouldnt get dead last

I know, right?

 

[Sonic_King]

I heard Nike got wrecked by Gopher.. anyways Nike i might not make the tourney because i forgot i planned on hangin out wit my cuzz since i havent seen him in a loong time... So its a 50:50 chance ill make the tourney.. Even though i know ill make the crew battle no doubt.. but yall wanna see how i do in this mini tourney.. :/

 

[Laurel]

You're becoming repetitive sir.

Lauren...spell check! please :-X

you're good, just need a comma after repetitive.

also all this gopher **** is making me lol hard

 

[Big Boss]

You dun goof'd.

 

[UTDZac]

 

[Pikabunz]

Pikachu is part gopher.

I don't have unlimited texting, btw. I plan to get it soon though.

 

[Suspect]

so greyfox tells me he's now banned from Nike's house lol.

Nike just told him not to come over today cause of the stupid talk he was saying about fighting. Even tho it would never happen.

 

[KoNfucius]

I heard Nike got wrecked by Gopher.. anyways Nike i might not make the tourney because i forgot i planned on hangin out wit my cuzz since i havent seen him in a loong time... So its a 50:50 chance ill make the tourney.. Even though i know ill make the crew battle no doubt.. but yall wanna see how i do in this mini tourney.. :/

good **** turbo!

as for the crew. you'll make it no doubt turbo prolly you to tofer next week me and bigboss got plans