Listen to me hard, make sure all distraction is gone because I swear to all that is holy and good that I'm only going to say this once.
You, whoever you are, don't know the half of it. You come in here, and talk like you know every verbal exchange that's ever taken place between me and who I'm arguin with. There's always someone in every thread that thinks they're going to look cooler by talking me down.
ACTIONS AND MOTHERF*CKING FORUM POSTS ARE NOT THE SAME THING
The reasons I don't like this crew are many, as of right now. I don't need to justify myself to you. It contains many people that are indeed my friends, regardless of Smash Brothers. Those people don't belong in a crew with some the previously mentioned members of this community. That's simply my opinion, but motherf*ck anyone who says I can't give mine when i'm forced to read ******** dribble about how "cornel's tech skill belongs in florida" or how those that still haven't ceased talking sh*t about me behind my back want to pretend they're now friends with my friends. Stop siding with someone before thinking about the fact that you know absolutely jack sh*t about the situation other than what you decide pisses you off on these boards.
EDIT: I'd like to clarify the ignorance of the 'me not being included theory', for two reasons. I would never allow Evan to be a crew leader for me. Sorry. Not going to happen. Second, if you knew me at all, you'd already know my standpoint on crews, especially from this state.
Ok, let's take this slow:
First, read my opening post please. I am not the best smasher in GA, but I know a little more than "jack sh*t" about the situation. I happen to go to the same school as XIF, so I kind of talk to him sometimes. Also Smashboards is not exactly a private board, and I'm pretty sure everybody in GA knows "the situation" you two have with one another. I also (as it happens?!) am literate, so I can (and am often forced to) read the incessant flame wars you bring to this forum.
Second, you condemn me for trying to talk you down when you're typing in all caps and really large font trying to sound like a tough guy? I'm not even talking you down, if you'll read my original post you will see I am doing quite the opposite. So in honesty, the only one talking anyone else down is you.
Third, the internet and real life may not be completely intertwined. But that does not allow you act like a three year old with a box of crayons and do whatever you want. You're a big boy now, and with an IQ you boast so much about you sure could act like one.
Fourth, you talk bad about this thread for its "******** dribble", when you make threads like "OMG LAMBCHOPS I'M SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU" and post in every other thread (including this one) about how you could four stock every Smash Bros player in the known universe. We get it, you're good at Smash Bros. Hooray for you.
Fifth, and most importantly, nobody is talking you down or talking sh*t about you. Again, in the first post I clearly stated how you are good at smash bros and seem like an alright guy in real life, but I, as well as most people in the Atlantic South forum, are just plain sick of seeing this stuff every time you post.
So just calm down and let people have their fun. If there is a tournament thread (i.e. Final Round), feel free to go nuts on flame wars about how you rock everybody in the face. But this thread is not directed to you and does not even mention you, so please sit this one out.