Well ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, the elderly and the young, the Earthlings and the aliens, it's time for your main course of entertainment. And let me just tell you right now, that you've chosen the right entertainment, and it will be so amazing, it will give you chills up and down your spine, and it will be simply divine as you watch your champ shine in primetime.
And that main course is me, the champ, and I carry the Ridley fanbase lamp, and soon I hope to get a Ridley shaved head stamp. I will destroy all opposing tramps, I will make their souls sad and damp, I will burn them as they camp, I don't care if their name is Kennedy or Kamp, I wilI make their souls cramp, and in the end I'll be smashing their bodies wreckless on a ramp!!!