Important The Ridley for SSB4 Thread - End of an Era

[Berserker.]

I realize Sakurai loves playing games, but this is getting ridiculous.

But hey, good news. No sign of Ridley. Bad news, I think Sakurai's making us nervous. This isn't good for my heart lol

 

[IsmaR]

The hole is not even close to being the same, Swamp. Ridley broke through a few feet of metal/concrete, not a whole corridor.

I actually agree with Berserker. If it wasn't obvious enough before, Sakurai is taking us for a ride.

 

[Xhampi]

Gigantic open space ?

Ridley confirmed as a stage hazard.

 

[Johnknight1]

I realize Sakurai loves playing games, but this is getting ridiculous.

To quote Spaceballs, "the Maid went from suck to blow."

*waits for Oasis_S to appear*

But back on topic, Sakurai is just showing us the stage to toy with us.

The "open area" seems to indicate this stage either transforms, has a background like Shadow Moses Island where part of it blows up, and/or that he's really going overboard with this stage and is trying to make the ultimate neutral looking stage turn into a gigantic ban-worthy crazy party land stage.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Yep, I knew the wait for Ridley would be a long, painful, tiring journey.

 

[Berserker.]

The hole is not even close to being the same, Swamp. Ridley broke through a few feet of metal/concrete, not a whole corridor.

I actually agree with Berserker. If it wasn't obvious enough before, Sakurai is taking us for a ride.

He just wants to take us for a ride.

 

[Swamp Sensei]

So.... In the end does this really mean anything?

 

[Ridley_Prime]

Maybe you don't see Ridley at all in the stage but his fire breath occasionally comes out of that hole to attack players at random.

Perhaps the writing's on the wall now for his chances, quite literally.

Pun aside, I wonder if that one guy who made a youtube vid of posts of this thread about the first Pyrosphere update might follow suit with the posts about this one, with people losing their marbles and ****. Wouldn't mind another one with less Johnknight.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I don't think it means anything at all, at least nothing significant.

 

[Berserker.]

So.... In the end does this really mean anything?

no

Sakurai loves us anyway

 

[CalumG]

Showing us something that we can't even see in-game?

Oh Sakurai, you card. A+ 10/10 troll

 

[Xhampi]

I love how these pics seem just like a hide and seek game .

Is Ridley flying around the stage ? *insert first pic * No

Is he near the lava ? *pic with Samus in morphball mode* No

Is he in the hole in which he escape in Other M ? *this pic* No

 

[Johnknight1]

Gigantic open space ?

Ridley confirmed as a stage hazard.

No open space is big enough for Ridley.

I think I found the some songs that play in Sakurai's head as he trolls.

He listens to this on his bike, he listens to this in his mansion, he listens to this when he's thinking about his cat, and he listens to this when he feels like singing and he's in super troll mode.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

No open space is big enough for Ridley.

I now think he can fit in.

Why? Because there IS enough space for Ridley. Just ask the Space Sphere! He's the best at SPACE, yes!

 

[Swamp Sensei]

I wonder when we'll get something that is actually related to Ridley...

 

[Johnknight1]

I love how these pics seem just like a hide and seek game .

Is Ridley flying around the stage ? *insert first pic * No

Is he near the lava ? *pic with Samus in morphball mode* No

Is he in the hole in which he escape in Other M ? *this pic* No

Ridley is the new Waldo confirmed.

Also, I saw Ridley in the clouds, the ocean, and in the lava.

But really, wouldn't it be hilarious if Ridley was actually inside of Samus' armor=???

 

[Berserker.]

Hide and seek ey?

Answer? He's not in the game. Why? Because he's too big to enter it. He's too big for the TV screen and the game.

He's probably behind your right now ready to bite your head off

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Ridley is the new Waldo confirmed.

Also, I saw Ridley in the clouds, the ocean, and in the lava.

I saw Ridley on Mars. Without a telescope.

 

[Johnknight1]

So.... In the end does this really mean anything?

 

[Xhampi]

It would be hilarious if Ridley's introduction as a playable character is the same than his Super Metroid introduction with two glowing eyes appearing right in the middle of the stage.

"Hey guys, I was here the whole time"

 

[Swamp Sensei]

I saw Ridley on Mars. Without a telescope.

Without even looking at Mars...

 

[Johnknight1]

It would be hilarious if Ridley's introduction as a playable character is the same than his Super Metroid introduction with two glowing eyes appearing right in the middle of the stage.

"Hey guys, I was here the whole time"

Ridley was in the front of the stage where we weren't looking!!!

Also, I love how Sakurai has gone from the top, to the bottom, to the left, right, underneath, and now even the caves of the stage. I'm just waiting for Sakurai to explore the stage so much we wind up on other planets!!!

 

[KingofPhantoms]

It would be hilarious if Ridley's introduction as a playable character is the same than his Super Metroid introduction with two glowing eyes appearing right in the middle of the stage.

"Hey guys, I was here the whole time"

If this happened I would probably be stuck laughing for about a day.

...can someone please explain what I'm looking at right now?

 

[Swamp Sensei]

You are looking at greatness Phantoms.

 

[Berserker.]

You are looking at the truth Paul Pierce

 

[KingofPhantoms]

I saw Ridley in my current profile pic.

 

[Johnknight1]

I saw Ridley on Mars. Without a telescope.

You mean you saw Mars on Ridley=???

I'm pretty sure I saw Alpha Centauri, Sirius, and Canis Majoris (seriously, check that diagram) in Ridley as well.

 

[Xhampi]

Ridley was in the front of the stage where we weren't looking!!!


Also, I love how Sakurai has gone from the top, to the bottom, to the left, right, underneath, and now even the caves of the stage. I'm just waiting for Sakurai to explore the stage so much we wind up on other planets!!!

Sakurai : Ridley is at the most important location, in our hearts.

Sakurai's heart grew three sizes that day! Literally !

 

[Berserker.]

This is pretty much what happened

Bowser used a permanent poison mushroom that reduced his height to near 8ft. That's my theory. Oh and, DK isn't big. Ridley should take a poison mushroom.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Sakurai : Ridley is at the most important location, in our hearts.

Sakurai's heart grew three sizes that day! Literally !

Sakurai confirmed to be the Grinch in disguise.

Ridley confirmed to be the Grinch''s heart in disguise.

 

[Berserker.]

Shaq should've been in the game. That way, we can prove that there's no such thing as "Too big".

 

[Johnknight1]

...can someone please explain what I'm looking at right now?

It is not what you are looking at, but what is looking at you.

Also, regardless of what happens with Ridley,someone will inevitably wind up doing this:

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[MasterOfKnees]

So.... In the end does this really mean anything?

No, not really.

 

[AEMehr]

I love how these pics seem just like a hide and seek game .

Is Ridley flying around the stage ? *insert first pic * No

Is he near the lava ? *pic with Samus in morphball mode* No

Is he in the hole in which he escape in Other M ? *this pic* No

What if
Ridley is wearing Samus's armor??/?/???????//??//
We haven't seen Zero Suit Samus yet so that might be why!!111!1!!!!!1!1!!!!1!1!11!1!!

 

[Johnknight1]

Sakurai confirmed to be the Grinch in disguise.

Ridley confirmed to be the Grinch''s heart in disguise.

If this is true, then Ridley literally gave his heart to Smash Bros.

DAWHHHH!!!!

 

[Swamp Sensei]

So... What are anti-Ridley people saying this hole means?

 

[KingofPhantoms]

The likelihood of Ridley jokes continuing tonight is 83.62 percent.

The likelihood of Johnknight posting more gifs is 99.52 percent.

You will all continue to speculate if Ridley is going to be a character or not.

Smash 4 will most likely not have a good title.

The likelihood of Ridley being too big is 95.61 percent.

The likelihood of butthurt occuring if Ridley is not included is 21.55 percent.

The Fact Sphere is the most intelligent sphere.

The Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere.

The Fact Sphere is incredibly handsome.

The Fact Sphere is always right.

The likelihood of me posting a trollface in this post is 1 percent.

 

[Berserker.]

@swamp

 

[Johnknight1]

So... What are anti-Ridley people saying this hole means?

They'll either use it as proof Ridley won't get a role ("He's too big to be a stage hazard to show up via that hole, therefore, he won't be a stage hazard!") or that it is proof Ridley will be a stage hazard ("Ridley is just small enough to get through the hole").

 

[KingofPhantoms]

So... What are anti-Ridley people saying this hole means?

They'll most likely say he goes through the hole to enter the stage, and it's just his size. Something along those lines.