SBR: You want answers?
SWF: I think I'm entitled to them.
SBR: You want answers?
SWF: I want the SBR!
SBR: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SMASH BACK ROOM! Smashers, we live in a world that has Meta Knight. And those Meta Knights have to be played by Brawlers with skillz. Who's gonna do it? You? You, scrubs? We have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Captain Falcon and you curse Sakurai. You have that luxury. You have the luxury not knowing what I know: that Melee's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the SBR. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at tournaments, you want us to ban Meta Knight. You need us to ban Meta Knight.
We use words like spacing, edgeguarding, mindgames...we use these words as the backbone to a game spent three-stocking someone. You use 'em as a punchline. We have neither the time nor the inclination to explain ourselves to scrubs who learn and play under the blanket of the very rules and analysis we provide, then questions the manner in which we provide it! We'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a Meta Knight and win a tournament. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
****ing
epic
if you've seen a few good men, you'll think that was the greatest thing ever
anyway
"You Can't Handle the Back Room!" imo. YCHBR for short...? can't handle the back room...can't handle sbr...chsbr...
or you could call it the truth or some variant thereof with sbr in there. since i guess that's what the sbr is. right sonic mains?
also, you could toss some COME ON, STEP IT UP! or WE'RE TOO FAST in the title.
COME ON, STEP IT UP! YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE SMASH BACK ROOM! YOU'RE TOO SLOW!
or
COSIU!YCHSBR!YTS!
for short
****ing epic