The Official SBR-B Brawl Tier List v3.0

[DMG]

I... I love it when M2K camps. He's my new Brawl Idol for Gayness.

 

[Dark.Pch]

I... I love it when M2K camps. He's my new Brawl Idol for Gayness.

Well of course. Cause you can't fight. You run from your battles. Aint that right Mr.Gayman. You should be so proud of yourself and feel like somebody in brawl.

 

[Red Arremer]

swords are tangible. MK has something more like a lightsaber

Wow, nice one.

 

[phi1ny3]

What's with all the poop talk?

 

[Kinzer]

I suppose it's different from trash-talking.

I made a funny.

I'm sorry, I got nothing. This topic is drier than the Sahara (and I'm not talking about the casino). Would anybody care to bring up any character?

 

[The Nameless Wanderer]

Snake vs Squirtle is ******** lol. Snake can sacrifice his Utilt for very low% kills to effectively halt Squirtle's approaches.

 

[DMG]

Well of course. Cause you can't fight. You run from your battles. Aint that right Mr.Gayman. You should be so proud of yourself and feel like somebody in brawl.

You don't understand:

I really AM proud of running away in Brawl. I'm proud that I do it well and that I'm on the map because of it. There's no shame in running away. You can't lose if he can't hit you.

Running away shows the true essence of Brawl. Why not accept it, embrace it, and further it the best you can?

I FEED off the energy of someone calling me gay in Brawl. It makes me stronger. I thank you for helping me in my quest to continue playing gay, and doing so to the best of my abilities.

Calling me gay in Brawl reinforces the idea that what I do works. Otherwise, why call it gay?

 

[Suspect]

Snakes dthrow ***** squirtle

 

[Dark.Pch]

I don't care what you do to be honest. do what you want to win. Don't matter tome. But don't expect me to see you as somebody or some beast player for it.

But you know whatis more thrilling. When one plays you gay to no end, and you beat the **** out of them for it.

But in out money match, I am giving you all the power. as many ledgegrabs as you want, and any character you choose. I was expecting wario But feel you gonna be chicken and just go meta. I really could justsay go wario since I gave you all the option for this match up. But I'll give you even more and say use any character you want.

And I am just a Peach. What can I do, Peach is not all that, so you should have more confidence to beat me. You have so much power right now. I just can't lose. You just gonna beat me and I am gonna look like a fool for saying all this stuff later. You must feel like a god in this MM right about now. No way I can win here right DMG?

 

[Lawkk]

I love DMG's gay play <3

Making people rage quit is so fun.

 

[Dark.Pch]

I love DMG's gay play <3

Making people rage quit is so fun.

He makes people rage quit? Oh man, this is gonna be more fun than I thought.

 

[Kinzer]

Post.

Are you some kind of masochist?

 

[Dark.Pch]

No, I just love beating the **** out of match ups or play styles that I am at a disadvantage. Makes it all worth wild.

 

[DMG]

I don't make people rage quit.

I make them give up. That's more soul crushing. Rage quit, yeah it might look bad, but people do it out of anger. Once they calm down, they see Oh hey maybe I could have done this or that or improved here.

When people give up, it doesn't matter what their mood is, they accept the fact that they cannot do anything about it. They shake their heads, sit down, don't even question what just happened, and they walk away a former shell of themselves.

Also Dark Pch, IDK man like you aren't gonna win if I plank you for 8 minutes. The almighty Peach isn't that great at stopping it.

 

[TheReflexWonder]

You don't understand:

I really AM proud of running away in Brawl. I'm proud that I do it well and that I'm on the map because of it. There's no shame in running away. You can't lose if he can't hit you.

Running away shows the true essence of Brawl. Why not accept it, embrace it, and further it the best you can?

I FEED off the energy of someone calling me gay in Brawl. It makes me stronger. I thank you for helping me in my quest to continue playing gay, and doing so to the best of my abilities.

Calling me gay in Brawl reinforces the idea that what I do works. Otherwise, why call it gay?

I really want to sig this.

What a champion. <3

 

[PhantomX]

I was saying Marth poops on Wario almost as much as MK poops on Wario. Saying the only sword user Wario has trouble with is MK is forgetting Marth.

I don't forget Marth. I've been pretty vocal on my disagreement with you about this matchup.

 

[Dark.Pch]

Also Dark Pch, IDK man like you aren't gonna win if I plank you for 8 minutes. The almighty Peach isn't that great at stopping it.

Oh really now? So Nothing I can do to stop this and beat you. You know, sometimes I am happy when people underestimate Peach and don't know everything she can do and how. it does have it's advantages.

You and everyone else keep thinking this. And continue run like cowards.

 

[N.A.G.A.C.E]

Not saying anything about the actual brawl players, I'm talking specifically about it's "**** brawl, let's play melee" scene.


We have a legit Brawl scene too, but come on, you can't tell me that doesn't describe basically our entire melee scene's exact words a few months after Brawl came out and because they moved en mass we have a strong melee scene, as opposed to a lot of areas that are Brawl only now.

true i have to agree that there is a pretty large **** brawl scene lets only play melee, but u kinda made it sound like there was no brawl scene or at least not a good one. i am just saying we might not have a huge amount of brawl players number wise but what we have is quality, while in melee there are tons who play but most are not that good imo.

 

[PhantomX]

What's with all the poop talk?

Don't worry, phil, it's just **** talking.

 

[DMG]

IDK PX, even after beating Marth players I don't feel it's even or only 55:45 for them.

But we'll see. I'll do the DMG combo on Neo and see how he responds to it like the other Marth's.

Running isn't cowardly Dark Pch. Military's retreat to avoid the ****, Boxers Circle around each other to avoid the ****, people in Action movies run from the explosions to avoid the ****, I mean you can call that cowardly but I call it avoiding the ****. And when you avoid the ****, then you can **** them back.

 

[adumbrodeus]

true i have to agree that there is a pretty large **** brawl scene lets only play melee, but u kinda made it sound like there was no brawl scene or at least not a good one. i am just saying we might not have a huge amount of brawl players number wise but what we have is quality, while in melee there are tons who play but most are not that good imo.

Stressful week, my wording sucks, srry.



Oh, and could the brawl scene invite me to stuff, please? I'm already bad enough at that game as it is, I need people to play with (and critique me mercilessly of course) cause otherwise it's gonna be melee-only for me too, cause Will's like the only Brawl player I play even occasionally these days.

 

[PhantomX]

IDK PX, even after beating Marth players I don't feel it's even or only 55:45 for them.

But we'll see. I'll do the DMG combo on Neo and see how he responds to it like the other Marth's.

Running isn't cowardly Dark Pch. Military's retreat to avoid the ****, Boxers Circle around each other to avoid the ****, people in Action movies run from the explosions to avoid the ****, I mean you can call that cowardly but I call it avoiding the ****. And when you avoid the ****, then you can **** them back.

Well, I have never lost to Marth in tournament and I vs. them in mid-close quarters, so I think I know a thing or two about how to handle them There are many openings to poke for damage (lol, Wario's pokes do like 13% after all), Marth is plenty committed to his attacks.

If you can beat them all while running, and I can beat them up close, maybe it's not as hard as you love to say it is, lol.

 

[DMG]

No it is. I actually am confident enough in my Marth to take on any other Warios. I don't think that matchup is pleasant at all.

 

[PhantomX]

Too bad it isn't.

Regardless, Bobby, that sounds like you want a MM.

 

[adumbrodeus]

You don't understand:

I really AM proud of running away in Brawl. I'm proud that I do it well and that I'm on the map because of it. There's no shame in running away. You can't lose if he can't hit you.

Running away shows the true essence of Brawl. Why not accept it, embrace it, and further it the best you can?

I FEED off the energy of someone calling me gay in Brawl. It makes me stronger. I thank you for helping me in my quest to continue playing gay, and doing so to the best of my abilities.

Calling me gay in Brawl reinforces the idea that what I do works. Otherwise, why call it gay?

Lol, DMG you've got my mantra right there.


Except for when I'm playing doubles or Ganondorf.


Oh, and my melee marth, I actually need to tone down the aggression there.

Oh really now? So Nothing I can do to stop this and beat you. You know, sometimes I am happy when people underestimate Peach and don't know everything she can do and how. it does have it's advantages.

You and everyone else keep thinking this. And continue run like cowards.

But when the only loss possible is proof of lower skill, how can this be cowardly? Running away perfectly is as much a show of skill as aggression, often more so.


Ultimately, there may be something dirty or underhanded about a manner of achieving victory, but in a game, cowardice is impossible.

Running isn't cowardly Dark Pch. Military's retreat to avoid the ****, Boxers Circle around each other to avoid the ****, people in Action movies run from the explosions to avoid the ****, I mean you can call that cowardly but I call it avoiding the ****. And when you avoid the ****, then you can **** them back.

I'm ninjalike by nature so yea... that's how I think.

 

[Prawn]

is dark peach SERIOUSLY saying that peach can deal with an MK planking with no ledge grab rule...............

...............if this is true than peach should be s tier.....but unfortunately its not lololololol

 

[Dark.Pch]

IDK PX, even after beating Marth players I don't feel it's even or only 55:45 for them.

But we'll see. I'll do the DMG combo on Neo and see how he responds to it like the other Marth's.

Running isn't cowardly Dark Pch. Military's retreat to avoid the ****, Boxers Circle around each other to avoid the ****, people in Action movies run from the explosions to avoid the ****, I mean you can call that cowardly but I call it avoiding the ****. And when you avoid the ****, then you can **** them back.

First off. As I said before, I really dont care of you play gay or w/e, as I said, do what you want. Don't let what I say butt hurt you or think other wise. Play as you want. I am not here to stop you. I am actually encouraging you to do so, thus I gave you all these options. I'm the one fighting Nemesis with a knife. But don't expect me to sit here and think you are somebody or a beast for playing like that. Cause I see nothing epic, fun or ground breaking about it. When it comes to running and playing gay in this stupid game for competition, You are a coward, not a man. Thats how I feel about it. But you winning matches for what you do, so don't worry what I think about people who play like you. You the one winning and all that matters. People only get my respect for not caring what others say when they play gay as hell, like M2K. out side of that, no. I spit on that.

Second, You boys go about playing gay all so much and think it is the answer to everything. Same boring **** all the time. My thing is to show you boys that even with a character like Peach, that garbage can be beaten. That's why I gave you all the coward options for our MM that you want to make sure in your head that there is no way in hell. So when I beat this garbage, maybe people will stop focusing on this nonsense so much and **** that really need attention and matters so more metagames can be looked into for improvement. More characters bring out thier true strength. Not the same boooooooring typical *** characters in the top ten all the time. And this garbage game will be more fun to play to a point people will be into the game more and othercharacters will start beasting in tournaments.

I am not doing this to show off, be E-popular, or be somebody/known in this community like many others in this community seek out for. I'm doing this to take a stand out of his typical crap and same boring characters placing top ten. Other stuff needs to be focus on. But thanks to crap like this, it is a barrier for that cause all people think about and wanna do. So screw it, if I have to be the one to go out there and beat this garbage so **** can move along, then so be it.

 

[TheReflexWonder]

I'm the one fighting Nemesis with a knife.

You can dodge in Resident Evil 3. It's not that difficult, actually.

 

[DMG]

PX: Yes MM it is. Marth vs Wario. It will be gay.

Dark.Pch: All I have to say is

In the Wind,
The Warrior Waits,
Dark.Pch. felt the Breeze,
But by Then it was Too Late.

 

[TheReflexWonder]

In the Wind,
The Warrior Waits,
Dark.Pch. felt the Breeze,
But by Then it was Too Late.

Like the moon over
The day, my genius and brawn
Are lost on these fools.

 

[PhantomX]

Will you be at HOBO 21, DMG? $10 Marth vs Wario?

 

[Dark.Pch]

You can dodge in Resident Evil 3. It's not that difficult, actually.

I would love to see you hack him with a Knife on hard

PX: Yes MM it is. Marth vs Wario. It will be gay.

Dark.Pch: All I have to say is

In the Wind,
The Warrior Waits,
Dark.Pch. felt the Breeze,
But by Then it was Too Late.

Yea yea. typical comments to me fromtypical gay players. What else is new.....

 

[DMG]

Typical?

TYPICAL?

I wrote you a God **** Wind Warrior Poem FROM MY HEART! MY GAY HEART, BUT MY HEART NONETHELESS! WHO ELSE HAS DONE THAT?!?!?

Unappreciative *******.

PX I might be there. Sounds good.

 

[Dark.Pch]

You right dude. I am sorry. forgive me. I'm just misunderstood you know?

But on some serious **** though, I must say I respect you cause people would usually flame me when I say **** like this. Or be one with the crowd and make lame internet jokes and but "lol' at the end to sound funny online. You on the other hand, are different. You get my respect for that. but not what you do. But I am sure you already know that.

I'm starting to second guess if you really under estimate Peach. Or what I can be done with her in my hands.

 

[Prawn]

Dark.Pch you are seriously one of the dumbest people I've ever seen post on a forum, I'm actually pretty sure you're a troll.

It's BRAWL, you talk about it like its the ****ing crusades. Hell melee isn't even talked about the way you rant and rave about your "quests" by anyone. So if you top 9 a national with Peach, then what? She moves up on the tier list?? Oh man great job! Nothing but some text on a computer screen is gonna change


oh and peach sucks btw.

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Or what I can be done with her in my hands.

and what the **** does this mean?

 

[Melomaniacal]

Dark.Pch you are seriously one of the dumbest people I've ever seen post on a forum, I'm actually pretty sure you're a troll.

It's BRAWL, you talk about it like its the ****ing crusades. Hell melee isn't even talked about the way you rant and rave about your "quests" by anyone. So if you top 9 a national with Peach, then what? She moves up on the tier list?? Oh man great job! Nothing but some text on a computer screen is gonna change


oh and peach sucks btw.

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and what the **** does this mean?

inb4conformiststuff

 

[DMG]

Trust me, I'm used to people calling me gay and not liking what I do. That stigma that surrounds camping, I accept it head on and understand why people feel that way.

You're also pretty good. And Peach isn't that bad as everyone makes her out to be.

Prawn, I'll stick my Banana in you if you touch my Hammock.

 

[Dark.Pch]

Dark.Pch you are seriously one of the dumbest people I've ever seen post on a forum, I'm actually pretty sure you're a troll.

It's BRAWL, you talk about it like its the ****ing crusades. Hell melee isn't even talked about the way you rant and rave about your "quests" by anyone. So if you top 9 a national with Peach, then what? She moves up on the tier list?? Oh man great job! Nothing but some text on a computer screen is gonna change


oh and peach sucks btw.

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and what the **** does this mean?

When I choose to give a damm what a nobody/random like you has to say about me or my charatcer that you know **** about, maybe I'll fight back.....maybe.

 

[Prawn]

When I choose to give a damm what a nobody/random like you has to say about me or my charatcer that you know **** about, maybe I'll fight back.....maybe.

i didnt say anything about your "charatcer"

but i did say your CHARACTER sucks, because it does. Cause it's peach.

 

[Dark.Pch]

i didnt say anything about your "charatcer"

but i did say your CHARACTER sucks, because it does. Cause it's peach.

Am I really suppose to give a darn what someone like you has to say? am I really suppose to? I don't get it. Like what you say about Peach or even insulting me actually means anything. Am I suppose to get butt hurt by this. Cause i'm just like...laughing at how butt hurt YOU getting and I have not even said anything to you to a point you posting like this to me. Ah, the world of brawl and the typcial players and these comments.

Trust me, I'm used to people calling me gay and not liking what I do. That stigma that surrounds camping, I accept it head on and understand why people feel that way.

You're also pretty good. And Peach isn't that bad as everyone makes her out to be.

Prawn, I'll stick my Banana in you if you touch my Hammock.

As well as I am use to comments like from that noob idiot Prawn, but I don't care for these fools, I just do my thing, just like you do yours, thats all there is too it.