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The *Official* Pittsburgh Melee Weeklies Thread of the LoL WoW Love

Vudujin

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In the Lurch

Have you heard the tales of the house on the hill?
Where the children would play and live just for today
And where was that moment of truth?
Possibly in the silence of an innocent smile
Or when days and inches seemed like years and miles
They climbed up the walnut, the oak, and the birch
No child left behind, not a soul in the lurch

Have your heard the tales of the house on the hill?
I've heard unpleasant things of what tomorrow brings
But what of the moment today?
Was it lost in the shrills of the fear and the fright
That split corridors up between black and white
Flee to the walnut, the oak, and the birch
The house stood divided soon left in the lurch

Have you heard the tales of the house on the hill?
Where the floors would creak, and the porcelain leak
Yet where did the water all go?
Possibly through the boards that would creak in the night
Or the freshly cut grass of which soils took delight
Did it nurture the walnut, the oak, and the birch?
How could such a place be left in the lurch?

Have you heard the tales of the house on the hill?
Some say it divine in all its design
But when did it all go wrong?
Was it the children who'd play and live just for today
Or the shrills of the fear and the fright
It's such a damn pity, oh sweet anonymity
To be left without a name
No longer a walnut, an oak, or a birch
Just trees in the yard of a house in the lurch.

(Alan, I know your online. . . tell meh whatcha think)
 

A-Laon

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I actually spent the last two hours or so reading through all the old poems and stuff people posted in here years ago, no lies.

Your poem is shockingly relevant to a lot of things I'm going through right now. Plus I <333 evolving-by-stanza, full-continuity poems (lyrics?).

Three thumbs and a pinky toe up.
 

Vudujin

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I just sat down at my keyboard and, I think I found a key for those lyrics!!! I got working melody for the chorus too. That's so freaking catchy, dude. Lovin' it.
 

TheLake

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Oh boy heres a fire!
The flames they burn...
Boil the tire, boil the tire!
Smells like asvalt
Here in the fire

Glug glug waters good glug glug
Pearls o swine?
Well why would I dine?
without water in my diet
My meals benign

The earth will shatter
bum bum da di bum
But does it really matter?
Cause what you fail to understand
is we ALL need a place to stand

Wind is the best its my favorite oh yes
Wind is the best
la la di doooooo

Elements are great
But get on the floor *****

.....

And lets mate.



((I made four short awsome poems but then my app shut down so I made this in honor of their recent memory))

jacoooooooob i like your poem! the third stanza is as scar would put it...."SARAAABIIII"
 

Vudujin

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That "glug glug" is brilliant . . . BRILLIANT!!!!

He's at it again folks; he's certainly back.
Drought seasons over!!!!!
TheLake is here to drown you out
His shores now scratch his watery back.

Yeah that's right. I rhymed back with back, but they're homonyms. BIG WHOOP WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT
 

Da Shuffla

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I'll be there Friday.

My controller shall be reborn.

And I'll be able to play without constant shielding.

Don't worry, Logan, I'll still keep letting you win.

<3
 

Vudujin

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I'll save us from the mods with something relevant to say. . . . . . .

So the reason why Roy is awesome is because you have to stay on the stage to edge-guard with him, he only has one good killing move, his knockback barely rivals a nerf product, and he's so damn handsome.

Plus, you can do shffl-uair, poke, utilt, utilt, jab, f-smash on sheik.

I just realized how hilarious and defeating of this posts purpose was upon beginning it with "so the reason why Roy is awesome. . . "

That needs to be a thread name
 

A-Laon

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Don't doubt yourself, Sir Vudu of Jin. Your post served many a purpose!

Roy IS awesome.

It's always good to share low tier love.

And it provided me the ability to create this post without infraction.

FOUR MORE
 
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