Da Shuffla
Smash Lord
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I came to save these new generations of babies
From parents who failed to raise 'em 'cause they're lazy.
From parents who failed to raise 'em 'cause they're lazy.
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After you tried to tell me that the area under a probability curve adds up to one, when it obviously adds up to forty-two, I was forced to correct you on everything I can for the rest of forever.I'm confused/if you are addresses my misuse of "there" I believe I already conceded my writing flaws within the very same post you quoted...just sayan.
Warn and inform Alice of what she will confront on the big bad interwebs, or don't let her on them at all.
+50 points for Hitchhikers referenceAfter you tried to tell me that the area under a probability curve adds up to one, when it obviously adds up to forty-two, I was forced to correct you on everything I can for the rest of forever.
wtf DON'T you do?I may be able to offer a ride home Alan, i'm playing in a wind symphony concert tomorrow evening, and I'll be back in the Union afterward.
The idea was more along the lines of telling them that **** is out there before they discover it, and so arming them with the knowledge of what to expect and that it's bull****.I'm leaning towards the latter.
There's no responsible way to say, "Alice, you tell mommy or daddy right away if you see a video of two girls pooping into each other's butts, then eating that poop and vomiting it up again and eating the poop-vomit mix. Do you understand, young lady? And you may, without any warning, come across pictures and videos of dudes cutting their own ***** off, in which case you are to log off at once! "
Your argument was stupid, but the above line was solid.Alan has a right to complain about people on the internet though. The WoW community sucks.
You accurately negated the latter half of this paragraph. Reward for one always comes at the cost of another. There is no exception to this.The "let live separately" is a fallacy i've come to learn in this world, because you cannot ignore that things are shoved down your throat (not just necessarily for the aforementioned point). Also knowing that people get rich off of manipulating the mis-informed, uneducated, the needy, and naive also leaves me with an unsettling feeling. Although that is basically what the definition of reward in this world, is by how manipulative you in meeting other people's needs.
Use normal words you pretentious piece of ****.The notion of these things existing isn't going to harm children. The sudden and violent collapse of the idiotic fantasy world of purity and innocence that we attempt to shelter them in will.
Holy **** .Use normal words you pretentious piece of ****.
6 weak knees to falcon punchUse normal words you pretentious piece of ****.
nvm, alan can take it.Use normal words you pretentious piece of ****.
Wouldn't appreciating apathy be. . . weird? And contradictory?Alan's gay
My argument still stands. People will forever be addicted to the various parts of internet culture. If you don't like it, don't deal with it.
Inevitably problems will occur. But who cares? Deal with them when they come.
If you're worried about your children, then you can raise them your own way.
Seriously, apathy is so underappreciated.
You sleep at 7:40 Alan?! No wonder I can never find you
Real talk.6 weak knees to falcon punch
You wishAlan's gay
FeeblyMy argument still stands.
They don't have toPeople will forever be addicted to the various parts of internet culture.
Because using the internet isn't essential these daysIf you don't like it, don't deal with it.
Of courseInevitably problems will occur.
MeBut who cares?
HowDeal with them when they come.
Until they go to schoolIf you're worried about your children, then you can raise them your own way.
Not in this contextSeriously, apathy is so underappreciated.
ApathyYou sleep at 7:40 Alan?!
That's because I have absolutely no intentions of convincing anyone of anything, and am merely sparring among friends whom I respect the opinions of and can enjoy a good critical discussion with, free from the awkward confinements of political correctness, social decency, or outright common sense.His posts are just so anger inducing and counter-productive to trying to convince anybody.
Flattery!I always want to side with anyone that isn't Alan. What would you call that?
At least you're not arrogant.And why do the people that suck so badly have to be my friends
I told you I watched it. D:Here's the arena match you were too lazy to look up, Matt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbNwfVbOS_Q&feature=related
Here's the arena match you were too lazy to look up, Matt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbNwfVbOS_Q&feature=related
I only appreciate my own poetry (and Disney lyrics).I am apparently bad at reading poems, because I got through half of that then changed tabs to look at my Fantasy Football team for the 14th time this morning. No offense to Alan though, I just do not believe I have the capability to always appreciate poetry.
Anyway, does anyone wanna play Smash on like Tuesday after 6pm. I'd say Duquesne would be best because my apartment is in the cut, unless someone wants to invite me over. If you ride buses I'd be more than willing to take you home. Just saying I'd really like to Smash some Bros on Tuesday with some people.