Sometimes I troll
Other times I just throw out the bait, fishing not for fish but for the moment, and you happen to bite the hook and struggle in a war you cannot win. Indeed, few know the true joys of power, not to invoke it on a whim upon the masses, but to preserve it, culture it, patiently caring for it. When mere smurfs of the lands hail your name with humbleness at the very mentioning, it is then you truly shall realize what glorious basking you shall partake in. For that, my friends, is the true meaning of power.