The new and improved NORTH CAROLINA locator thread

[*P*L*U*R*]

popo is manlier. <3

 

[Dr Peepee]

Lol PLUR. How goes things?

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

eating, sleeping, ****tin'

 

[Dr Peepee]

So you're essentially a lighter BEHR? That's cool.

How's the woman? I miss her you know.

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

So you're essentially a lighter BEHR? That's cool.

How's the woman? I miss her you know.

>_______>


she's fine. How's your brother?


wait.....



>_<

 

[Shady Penguin]

Awww Shady, come over to the Melee side, we have Catfish!

NEVARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Marth is the most manly character in the game and it's about time people realized it. Seriously, people like Captain Falcon and Snake are hailed for being so manly when they're honestly just compensating for their LACK of manliness. A true man doesn't need to walk around in a skin tight suit shouting "SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!" or "FALCON PAUWWNCH." Marth is so incredibly manly that he needs to appear so feminine to limit his incredible manliness--yes, Marth wears that tiara to prevent from manliness overload; last time he took it off, there were no survivors.

In fact, what really happens in his final smash is that after he thrusts his sword up in the air, his tiara raises a fraction of a milimeter, unleashing some of his overpowering manliness, thus the only possible outcome is the person or persons who are hit by his next attack immediately die, no questions asked. In fact, sometimes Marth kills himself with this attack because the Wii has a momentary lapse of understanding in which its mind is blown with Marth's manliness, but Nintendo quickly fixes the problem without you even noticing during one split second, because as we all know: Nintendo is magic. Even from the Fire Emblem game, they HAD to make sure that Marth somehow had an excuse to wear a tiara, because otherwise the game would be no fun when Marth killed EVERYTHING--even so, he still killed everything. The same holds true for Melee and Brawl.

When making his character, Nintendo reasoned that the tiara was still absolutely necessary to keep on his head, for fear that there would not be enough diversity in players, seeing as everyone would main Marth, or that their worst fears would come true: Marth, in all his manliness would come out of the game and slay the world, causing Jesus to ascend from the Heavens to rescue us all. Clearly Nintendo wasn't about to let the apocolypse occur, so they kept the tiara on out of fear of Marth.

Snake has a box. I win.

 

[Dr Peepee]

Ahhh PLUR, you would say that. "I got your sausage!" Take that!

Lol Shady, no.

 

[lord karn]

PP, did you know that Marth gets ***** by old pedophiles?

 

[Dr Peepee]

Marth has a huge sword to keep them away.

Marth has an overwhelmingly powerful tiara.

Marth is just too old for pedophiles...or so I'm told.

 

[BEHR]

I should make a Jiggly Guide.

 

[Dr Peepee]

Did you get drastically better with Jiggz since last Billfest bro?

Not puttin you down, but usually you need more experience before you start making guides.

 

[BEHR]

I was jokin. too lazy to do that ****.

 

[Dr Peepee]

Lol BEHR powers n mindgames.

 

[BEHR]

Im playing Mask today.

 

[Dr Peepee]

Took a taco break (delicioso btw), but cool man. Lemme know how it goes.

 

[Zero_Gamer]

Lucario is obviously the manliest. Listen to his screams, it sounds like he's that one guy who's suddenly overwhelmed with testosterone and he can't handle it so he has to blast it out of his hands constantly.

Whenever he gets hit, he absorbs a large amount of testosterone from the opponent, making him both stronger and manlier.

 

[Dr Peepee]

Because he certainly manly enough without other people beating him up, that's for sure.

Btw, all of Lucario is blue.

 

[Vilt]

PP! You ready?!

Edit: Behr's Jiggs Guide would be this:


Use Rollout. :3

xD

 

[Dr Peepee]

Vilt, message back when you're ready. I'm good when you are.

 

[BEHR]

Lucario is dumb.

 

[Dr Peepee]

Thanks BEHR.

How was your playing against Mask and Halloween stuff?

 

[BEHR]

It as good his mom has amazing Brownies. <3

I was like mnomnomnomonmonmonmonmomno

But we had a couple good matches I have dumb counter picks and I play Gay.

All I do is shield grabbed I got to stop being more predictable.

 

[Dr Peepee]

She's gonna brainwash you too BEHR...

Dumb CPs? Such as...?

You can keep from being shield grabbed with Falco, but it's really hard. I still get shield grabbed by LoZR and I die from it, so you have to either get perfect pillaring on shield (I suggest you get Mask to help you practice) or just trick him and get a hit or grab him quickly.

 

[BEHR]

x3

Rainbow Cruise,Japes. x3

Hes the one that gets Shield grabbed.

 

[Dr Peepee]

Is Falco good on Cruise? Hmph, didn't know that....

Oh him lol. Is he gettin shield grabbed as Jiggz?

 

[BEHR]

Not really I just have alot of Gimps there.

Na Falcon.

 

[Dr Peepee]

Oh.

Falcon's moves have massive shieldstun though....come on now Mask! Quit eating brownies and L-cancel on shield.

 

[BEHR]

Yuhh I tend to gimp alot. o 3o;

 

[Dr Peepee]

Gimping vs Falcon is really good. Is Mask improving with his Falcon? How's his Jiggz?

Who wins more matches?

 

[BEHR]

Yup His Jiggs still ***** me he just need to rest more and not be scared.

Its pretty even honestly.

 

[Dr Peepee]

Good. You two still improving? You getting more technical and him getting smarter and more technical with Falcon?

 

[BEHR]

Yuh he can Moonwalk across FD with Falcon. D:


Its actually scary. D:

I've been playing smarter as well.

 

[Dr Peepee]

I meant useful tech skills lol.

Good to hear. It's a shame you don't get Marth practice though cuz that's Falco's toughest matchup. I'll go Marth on you some when we play so you can learn ok?

 

[BEHR]

I meant useful tech skills lol.

Good to hear. It's a shame you don't get Marth practice though cuz that's Falco's toughest matchup. I'll go Marth on you some when we play so you can learn ok?

lulz. x3


Thanks I do lose to Marth,I play Marth a bit might be helpful for back up.

 

[Dr Peepee]

Yeah, Marth is a great secondary, but his playstyle is very different. A slight tweak in your game can either be awesome or fatal. It's weird.

 

[BEHR]

Yuh. o 3o;

Well later bro I got to go eat breakfast.

 

[Dr Peepee]

Lol aight Ima eat lunch then.

 

[Vilt]

Yo PP! :3 What is up. You wanna play some wifi son?

Edit: No come back! ; ;

 

[Dr Peepee]

Lol hey Vilt. Lemme finish eating then I'll get on ok? Check back in about half an hour or so. I'll message your profile when I'm ready aight?

 

[stingers]

Wifi ftw

It's the only time I can actually scrape a few wins off against PP