The Neverending Story 3

[ALTARIA228]

brings back Altaria and Altaria brings with him Daisy! Daisy tries to kiss...

 

[Falkick]

altaria, but i learn the power to backhand people out of the story! so with daisy gone, we turn to dolphin, and...

 

[3.14159]

...a bomb goes off, fragging...

 

[Falkick]

Dolphin! while were beating the flying crap out of him, pi goes...

 

[ALTARIA228]

home to get some cookies. Link comes, but since I have always had the power to backhand people out of the story, I knock Link away forever! Dolphin was bleeding from...

 

[Falkick]

head trauma! while i, the medical gnome inside the GCN, bandage the wound, anti-link comes, and he...

 

[Varuna]

Claims that Dolphin is obviously the Anti Christ and that we will all get so fat our eyes will turn to bacon if we don't......

 

[Falkick]

Kill anti-link! while gunslinging, we all kill anti! not fat anymore, we go to hyrule and...

 

[ALTARIA228]

get Zelda and...

 

[Falkick]

When i say "wait, isn't she dead?" when she vanishes and turns up beside me, shouting at me because she's now a ghost! While trying to run away, Altaria...

 

[3.14159]

...runs into my plate of cookies! And they were cherry jello meat cookies! I get really pissed and pull out my...

 

[Shaniqua_Shenene_224]

man-eating plant, which eats you. Then, out of the clouds, I drift down slowly, and beautilfully. I give Altaria and Zelda and Falckick a big hug. Then, I spread my lovely angel wings wide and...

 

[kirara724]

Kirara, starts to annoyed, because doing all that is not neccessary, and it is wasting time... then out of nowhere...

 

[3.14159]

...I am regurgitated by the man-eating plant! Suddenly, I...

 

[Shaniqua_Shenene_224]

throw up on kirara724!!! Then, I sing a lovely song. Then...

 

[Master WGS]

Master WGS shakes his head in amazement. Some people are really stupid, he thinks to himself.

As time goes on, the group of Smashboarders forget the little bit of craziness, and all become great friends. Their friendship lasts throughout the years, until one fine day at a local bakery, they all...

 

[Varuna]

Realize that only 30 seconds have passed, they still don't get along together and the bakery they are in is actually a Giant Dungeon run by dungeon master Varuna who then sez.........

 

[Falkick]

"i hate my life!"so when your running out of the story, altaria and i backhand kiara and WGS out of the story! now with nothing to do, we buy a dozen of...

 

[Shaniqua_Shenene_224]

eegs and I go and get kirara and I kiss him. Then, he ****s me. Then...

 

[kirara724]

Kirara, back hands her away from him, and tells her he wouldnt **** her in his entire life, because Altaria told him that she had aids. Then Kirara, looks at Falkick, and Altaria. Then he forms his electricity into giant hand, and slaps Falkick, out of the story. And while he was flying away a hole to Hell opened up and Satan snatched him, and will keep him as a slave for ever, and he will not come back into the story ever again and...

 

[ALTARIA228]

kirara is trippin'. Anyway, I go get Zelda and we hug. Then she hugs kirara. Then, I make some cookies. Then, a tree falls down. Then..

 

[Falkick]

i come out back from another dimension that people go to when there backhanded out of the story! with WGS, daisy, and pie with me, we all come out of the hole.while attacking kiara, daisy decides to...

 

[ALTARIA228]

die. Then I start to giggle at her dead body for some reason. Then, its because some evil hoochie mama version of Peach comes out of her dress! The evil hoer walks over to kirara and...

 

[kirara724]

Ask him to taste the pie she made, and spit in her face since it was nasty, and he split one of her atoms causing her to turn into a atomic explosion. Then Kirara put an electrical shield around himself and Altaria, and let the ppl who jumped him get blown up too. Then Ganandorf came and...

 

[ALTARIA228]

died. Then Mario died. Then kirara and I went to go get some fried chicken. Then, when we came back, I saw that Ganondorf had used the triforce to come back to life! Then Ganondorf turned into Ganon. Then I screamed. Then...

 

[falcoX]

... falcoX came back from his trip to gamestop, along with his copy of mario kart. Everyone crowded around the ds. FalcoX turned it on, and he saw...

 

[Falkick]

an image the hidden of the triforce of life! I snatch away the DS and throw it into some lava because using my binoculars i saw the game shark logo in the middle! while falcoX is , i realize pie and nega peach are just figments of my imagination! while the two are dissapearing, kiara and I become great freinds! all while this is going on, pi...

 

[ALTARIA228]

is dead. Meanwhile, I'm still screaming at Ganon. Falkick betrays kiRARA, and tries to stab him. Then kiRARA kill Falcick. Then, I jump on my Altaria and have it use Solarbeam on Ganon!!! Ganon then...

 

[3.14159]

Revives pi, who is bored of being "dead" (actually violently nauseous). He then uses his mighty posting skills while drunk/ in a blind rage/ drugged up/ possessed by a demon, leading to an unsightly incident in...

 

[falcoX]

... in which every authoritative figure in the country immediatly teleported to the spot of the action. Gideon quickly got in a fight with George Bush, and then...

 

[Master WGS]

Bush won, because he's older... and this is my part of the story. Once the fight ended, all people leave the site, save WGS, ALTARIA, and a couple other smashers. Hanging about for a couple hours, the group slowly notices something very odd about WGS. He slowly begins changing form, and before long he is an Andalite (20 points to the man who recognizes that name)! The group look on in shock as WGS begins to...

 

[Zook]

... force George W. Bush to masturbate to Kermit the Frog. Kermit chatches him, and then he...

 

[ALTARIA228]

dies. Then, Ganon is still sitting there, rubbing his wound from my Altaria's Solarbeam. Goerge Bush finally comes out of the closet and kisses WGS. WGS then gets a giant hammer and shoves it up the gay president's a**. I am flying around on my Altaria while...

 

[Zook]

... Jabu-Jabu, the great whale from OoT, swoops down and swallows you whole. However, your Altaria, luckily, brought along a massive...

 

[Falkick]

chain gun that he bought from me! remembering the gun caused my spirit to awake, and i find my body so im back alive! while i thank altaria for bringing me back to life, kiara charges his electricity beam and shoots the whale himself! when the whale is dead, i fry it to a crisp using a special fire glove that i made myself. while all this is happening, a giant...

 

[falcoX]

... octopus came and caused a major threat to the group. But falkcik fries it up nice and big, and the whale and octopus make for a delicious dinner. everyone was contnet untill they realized that they had killed not just any octopus, but that of...

 

[ALTARIA228]

mine, and I came back with 1 million Altarias, and they all use Dragonbreath on FalcoX, killing him. Then while my pokemon eat, ganon is...

 

[The_Next_Boss]

planning to kill Link! OH NOES! Now, ganon has to get the four magical...

 

[ALTARIA228]

cookies to kill him. My Altarias, though have already done the job. We killed him with Hyper Beam. Anyway.,..

 

[3.14159]

...I came back and challenged Altaria228 to a pokemon battle. I sent out my Charizard, who also happens to be an expert marksperson with machine guns and nuclear bombs. Altaria228...