The Neverending Story 3

[kirara724]

tried to eat his corpse, but Kirara724 used his electricity and formed it into a giant Phoenix to battle, during the battle between the two beast....

 

[nin10do_revolution]

I ate some chicken. Then Halle Berry came and ate some chicken with me. We watched the phoenix battle the giant monster. Then kirara ate some Honey baked ham. Then, Halle Berry left. Then, kiraar...

 

[kirara724]

blew up Phoenix in front of the monster causing it to blow up too, then...

 

[nin10do_revolution]

Jessica Alba comes and kisses kirara. He then...

 

[kirara724]

leaves the story and goes on a vacation with her. "bye everyone be back i dont know when"
I am no longer in the story I hope I will be missed.
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Now that the monster is dead, Falkick, Stormlord, and everyone else in the team...

 

[nin10do_revolution]

dies. But I live on to recruit new members to the MKBN (Must Kill Bush Now).

I recruit...

 

[kirara724]

the ppl from my last team, the Teen titans West. His new partners were now Mercury, a psychic who can create heat waves, Iceberg, who has organic ice control, and a special guest Raven, then they go...

 

[yoman57]

and take dumps together,it seems they had some bad guacamole, after their dne takin a dump they go to sleep and accidently take a dump in their pants.the next day they try to wash theur clothes and.............

 

[nin10do_revolution]

I backhand yoman out of the story. Then, we wash our clothes and go to kill Britney Spears' baby, who is actually...

 

[falcoX]

... ME!!!! Back again!!!! Anywhoo, once you all find out who it really is, i send u to the store to get some...

 

[The_Next_Boss]

Potatoes! But I swoop in and steal them! Now.....

 

[falcoX]

... i cry!!!! so we all went for the potatoes, when...

 

[The_Next_Boss]

all of a sudden, a hole pops open leading to another planet, which is ironicly named......

 

[Falkick]

Falkickia! With you trapped in my planet, I am the supreme leader of this story! while using my special quick change abilities, i transform (and will never change back) into the original final fantasy 1's own Black Mage! while casting a hadoken and filtering out some love in the universe, i shoot...

 

[falcoX]

... falcoX!! Waaaaa! With my last dying breath, I wish for my army to attack u. So out of the ground comes...

 

[The_Next_Boss]

1,000,000,000 Black Luster Soldiers! They come out and attack Falkick with UNMATCHED POWER, while I stand with my trustly Mawile at my side waiting for falcoX to revive. Soon, he rises, bringing with him.......

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

Fiery_Phoenix! Phoenix, reading the last couple of pages, finds out wat stormlored said about him, so he tracks down stormlord and (this part of the story has been censored for incredibly gory content). <u get the picture. anyway, i go and find micheal jackson so i can torture all of you with his singing/moonwalking! when i drop micheal off by all of the black luster soldiers, i fly away and...

 

[nin10do_revolution]

die. Then, back from Popeye's, I throw chicken at everyone! While we feast, Zelda...

 

[3.14159]

...Explodes due to my C-4 thermonuclear device. I have returned from my vacation of DOOM!!!! Now that I am back, I decide to...

 

[nin10do_revolution]

die. Then Zelda revives using her powers of reincarnation. ANYWAY, we eat chicken, and then some stuff happens, and then this blew up, and then...

 

[The_Next_Boss]

And then I make pie! I give you all PIE! This is going to be something comedic.......Anyway, I mkae pie, an we all threw pie at each other for a while, when SUDDENLY........

 

[nin10do_revolution]

one of the pies explodes in your face! While you cry, we all (me, falcox, and falcick) are stare at the pie tin. All of a sudden...

 

[Falkick]

a giant monster pops out of the tin! while charging up a hadoken i think" ahh,screw it. STABBITY-DEATH!" so while i stab the monsters face off, falcoX

 

[The_Next_Boss]

rips its legs off, while I and Mawile work on ripping the arms off. While all of us are doing this,......

 

[nin10do_revolution]

I sit on the sidelines with Zelda, watching. Then...

 

[kirara724]

Kirara724 flies in from his vacation with Jesica Alba, the decentergrates the monster, since they were taking so long. Then after a few minutes came another monster, that looked like a Gardavoir on crack, then...

 

[The_Next_Boss]

I took it and whacked it with teh Non-Crack Hammer, turning it normal! It joins us in our quest of nothingness, and it's not too shabby either. I take it as my own, and then.......

 

[kirara724]

as we continue our journey OF NOTHINGNESS I found a Flygon whose tail is caught was caught under a rock, then I blew up the rock, and I took out a poke'ball that I had just in case that had an emblem of Flygon on it, then Flygon jumped in it then as kept walking we came across a...

 

[The_Next_Boss]

little JIGGLYPUFF! OH NOES! We all fall asleep, and wake with strange marks on our faces. We set off to either kill or catch that little monster, when out comes......

 

[kirara724]

Deoxyes, who shot a Psybeam at us, and used confusion on the_next_boss's Gardevoir, I then took out my Flygon and told it use Hyperbeam on Deoxye but he moved, Gardevoir was now out of her confusion and used...

 

[The_Next_Boss]

nothing, but I took out a Pikario Hammer, hitting my Pokemon with it, causing them to go 1337! Gadevoir now used SUPERSTRONG ATTACK THAT KILLS ANY OPPONENT! It defeated the Deoxys! So now, we have to travel to........

 

[falcoX]

... the munchkin land to attack the munchkins from the wizrad of oz! But the dark pokemon find us, so me, flakick, the next box, nintendo rev, pi, and all the others take out our samurais swords and...

 

[nin10do_revolution]

fight! But kirara and I decide to use our pokemon, Flygon and Altaria to fight. And...

 

[The_Next_Boss]

I use Mawile and Gardevoir, who are still 1337! So now, all the people, Pokemon, and muchkins fought for several days, and the victors were.........

 

[Falkick]

us! and deoxys came back! so while catching it with my jirachi using doom desire, kirara...

 

[3.14159]

...exploded due to my SECOND C-4 thermonuclear device of DOOM. Then I used my Snorlax, who was eating a pi and a half, to...

 

[kirara724]

become stupid, and kirara724 came back telling Flygon to use Flamethrower on 3.14 burning him to ashes, the nin10do_revolution back handed the ashes out of the story, and he made his Altaria kill the snorlax, then the_next_boss, me, falkick, nin10do_revolution, and the others went to the...

 

[The_Next_Boss]

bar down the lane. We all had about 6.87 second of relief, when all of a sudden,.......

 

[falcoX]

... a giant cheesburger like creature, who called himself Asparagus, flew into the sky. The village people of this town believed that this was indeed the second coming of pi, the fabled prophet of Budha. So they rushed to him to accomadate him, but instead of taking confornting objects, they brought...

 

[nin10do_revolution]

a giant black machine that was filled with candy...