The Neverending Story 3

[Zook]

... Enters a hotdog eating contest, and becomes to fat to move. Your charizard easily makes waste of Altaria228, and, to dispose of the body,...

 

[Falkick]

i quickly recive him so the job doesn't need to be done! while Dr.salvador, one of my employees is cutting down a tree, he finishes! while the tree crushes him, i shout out "WTF?" at his busted chainsaw, while...

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

I, who has been away because of virsus scares, sneak into the nearest tim hortons and steal all of their donuts and coffee! i fly away in my secret jetpack and go off to kill all world leaders so i can rule the world! while im going to kill bush...

 

[kirara724]

Kirara, tries to stop Fiery_Phoenix from becoming the ruler of the world, so instead Kirara struck George Bush with lightning, and persuaded Phoenix not to rule the world, be cause there would be thousands of ppl who would try to kill him. Then...

 

[falcoX]

... George Bush got his revenge, and killed Phoneix! Everybody was increibly mad at Bush, and we all fused into a megazord (ALA Powerangers ) and then...

 

[Falkick]

crushed geroge using my fire glove, kiara's thunder, altaria's backanders, and falcoX's posting skills!
Without any bush to mess around with us, we form... DA DA DA DAAAAAA!!! THE NEW DEADLY ALLIANCE!!! while going to become high chairmans of the universe, kiara flips out and...

 

[Varuna]

Rises to the next level, Becoming a ninja. Kiara then gets on the PA system and anounces...

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

that Phoenix has been brought back to life! all the ppl of the world are overjoyed, because phoenix was a role-model to them. he goes around the world giving speeches to all countries. at his speech in Italy...

 

[Varuna]

his trip on Shoe Polish finally ends...And hes naked on his countertop with his head inside of his microwave. Pi walks in.....

 

[Falkick]

and yet again, i see pheonix because pi and i are good freinds! while the whole gang (including our resident ninja, kiara) all shout "WTF!?!?!?!" as i blow pheonixes head off, varuna attacks! while trying to sissy slap the awesomeness that is falkick, pi...

 

[nin10do_revolution]

dies. Then I and Altaria backhand his dead body out of the story. I get to know all the people here, and while falcick is dancing on the tabletop...

 

[Falkick]

i throw you into another demension! while you r flying away, i pop a shell through you for humiliating me. while i go to my sanctuary to get my chainsaws so we can all "play" around the castle of Salazar!
when im handing them all out, varuna..

 

[falcoX]

... tries to juggle them all! Unfortanetly he cant juggle, and everybody was cut into peices. the doctors sewed us up into the ultimate ninja, called...

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

Fiery_Phoenix Reborn! this ultimate ninja had Fiery_Phoenix's brain, so it had incredible knowledge, as well as raw strength. when this nija-beast awoke...

 

[Stormlord]

he killed himself, thinking that he would be brought back to life to impress the people, but forgot that only phoenixes can bring themselves back to life. Most everyone was happy except for...

 

[Falkick]

stormlord who was now killed by my re-incanated self and the gang! while beating on firy and varuna, kirby comes in and.. ( AND NO!! DONT IMMEDIATLY KICK HM OUT!!!)

 

[nin10do_revolution]

i kick him out. Then MY gang beats up Falkick. Altaria, kirara, me, Varuna, and FalcoX go to Onett. We meet up with Paula, who announces...

 

[kirara724]

that nin10do's gang was coming back to kill them. Then kiRARA, took off all their heads with an electricity whip then said, "lets get back to business", then...

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

Fiery_Phoenix shows up yet again! while he had been presumed dead, he was creating a plot to rule the world yet again. while he starts to put this plan to action, bee (from the beginning of the story) pops up out of nowhere and begs Phoenix not to use his plot. bee simply turns out to be part of Phoenixes conscious, so the devil conscious pops up and jabs his pitchfork through bee. as Fiery_Phoenix goes out to start his plan by killing Bush...

 

[nin10do_revolution]

Altaria and I come back from the Onett grocery store and bring with us Ness! ness uses PSI Rockin' on kiara724, cutting his head off. Ness and Altaria and I want to help to kill Bush, but then Altaria brings kiara724 back from the dead and they kill Bush themselves! Ness, F_P,Altaria, and kiara724 go away, and I take the story over with my...

 

[The_Next_Boss]

Evil Bannanas of Doom! I appear, calling upon the Army of Dumb Potatoes! So now, the AODP decides to......

 

[nin10do_revolution]

go to Pizza Hut! While there, they...

 

[Falkick]

EDIT: crap! to late! umm....skip me

 

[The_Next_Boss]

ate pizza! FOR 100 MILLION DOLLARS! AND THAT'S NOT GOOD! (for me, that is) So, after the AODP ate, they went to...

 

[nin10do_revolution]

Taco Bell. There, they...

 

[smashplayer147]

go get drunk while doing the hokey Pokey and vomit all over each other. The next day...

 

[kirara724]

Kirara724, remembered what ness and his possy did, so he made a lightning storm and killed ness, his possy, and almost everyone else except for the other people in the story, then the U KNOW WHO brung bush back to life, and let all of his demons run loose on Earth, then...

 

[yoman57]

he went home and took a dump,later he ate a banana and had diarrhea,so he went to sleep.the next day.............

 

[nin10do_revolution]

I slapped yoman57 for confusing me. Then I give kirara money and he goes shopping for a shiny new PSP. Meanwhile, Bush and his demons is running loose and Jesus is...

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

trying to make ppl think he can do miracles by making it look liki he is moving his fingers from one hand to the other and opening an unopenable chain made from his fingers (stewie griifin: the untold story). i fly to find micheal jackson. i find him, than using my state of the art teleporter, teleport him to the white house where bush currently is. they...

 

[sampitt94]

Have no clue who Michael Jackson is. Michael Jackson...

 

[Falkick]

shouts"HOUWWW! IM MICHEABUKULBGUHHHH!" as i saw his head off. while laguhing, bush and the cabinet..

 

[kirara724]

jumps Falkick for killing Micheal Jackson, then bush eats Falkick alive then...

 

[nin10do_revolution]

I eat some chicken. Then kirara eats some chicken. Then Halle Berry eats some chicken and noodles. Then Bush tries to slap kirara, but he...

 

[kirara724]

blows him up by snapping his fingures, then all the demons bring him back and combine with him to form the giant ultimate...

 

[nin10do_revolution]

Bush monster! Then kirara724, me, and Zelda (who has been quiet for the past 20 posts) team up to fight him. We...

 

[kirara724]

all get thrown around and call for back up, then...

 

[nin10do_revolution]

Peach comes and she uses her hair to...

 

[Falkick]

blow it up! with all the freaks out of the giant presidents bowels, i rejoin the team! and with me,I bring... MICHEAL JACKSON!!! with wacko back, he starts to

 

[Stormlord]

MEGA FOOZKICKER!!! He ravages the earth and fiery phoenix goes and attempts to be noble, and posts too much because he doesnt have a life, then he gets killed once again, and he no doubt would come back, making everyone bored and ignore him. then the monster...