The Neverending Story 3

[falcoX]

... she yelled at the gang to include meleeruler. I say sure, so we attack Peach. Write on target, a mod comes into the forum complaining about my spammingness. So instead falcoX...

 

[Boomerkawanger]

...ran into a wall and passes out from the impact. while he is on the floor bleeding peach takes his wallet and...

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

...Ran to the nearest McDonalds for all-she-can-eat off the dollar menu. Finding only 3 dollars she got frustrated and...

 

[Falkick]

pulled me back in, as long as i am her royal guard! so since falcoX killed me off, i return the favor. While setting up some C4 on fX's body, altaria...

 

[ALTARIA228]

ate the three bucks instead. Then the group and meeleruler chased her to Burger King and...

 

[Falkick]

i turned on peach, so she had a run-in with my boot! Later,peach. so while at Burger King, we all...

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

stuffed our faces until we were full. Then we went to sick flags and...

 

[Varuna]

lived happily ever after .... until

 

[Meleeruler]

Varuna joined the group! Then as we are striding down the street...

 

[Falkick]

peach comes up and nags me until....

 

[Meleeruler]

Falkick gives in to Peach, and they go have a BBQ, but little did they know...

 

[3.14159]

...That I had stolen all the meat in the world and made a mighty castle of meat pies! The group then...

 

[Meleeruler]

OMFG 1000TH POST!!!1!1! OMFGWTFBBQ!!1!1111111

Happy day!!11!

Ah, I feel like a million bucks, seriously.



...Walks to a cliff, but stop right before Meleeruler screams "hey, I just got 100 posts!" And everyone says "WTF are you talking about?" But just as they said it...

 

[Master WGS]

an alien ship came crashing down! With a huge explosion, the group was sent into the next life where they were all reincarnated as...

 

[Boomerkawanger]

...cheese blocks and fell out of the ship. as soon as they noticed what was going on a group of mice came up and....

 

[falcoX]

... began doing the polka. just then, 1000 miles away...

 

[ALTARIA228]

the REAL gang was still looking over the cliff. Then, Varuna, MeleeRuler, Altaria, Falcick, KLSmash, FalcoX,and Pi decided there was too many ppl in the story, so... they didn't kill me! Instead...

 

[falcoX]

... they killed the leader of irania, a small town in iran. the locals were not amused, as he had also been there god. So the neverending story game challenged the iranians to a smash bros game! The game would take place at noon at Pis house. In preperation for the event...

 

[ALTARIA228]

We called Zelda, who called Ness, who called Link, who called...

 

[Meteor-Smasher65]

...me(who decided to use Falcon)!!! However, Pi's upgraded 16playersmaximumNGC was...

 

[falcoX]

... a giant gun! he shot ten iranians! enraged, they attacked altaria 229 in the first US, Canadian, and iranian war ever! George W. Bush, eager for oil from anywhere, declared war on Canada and Iran. Tony Blair, OSama Bin Laden, The guy from french, and a lot more nations joined in, starting world war 3! The US had a secret weapon...

 

[ALTARIA228]

falcoX's horrible spelling! Altaria228 watched as Altaria229 was shot up. Then he got falcoY and falcoZ to murder falcoX. The war totally ruined the SSBM game planned, so we all went back to it. So anyway...

 

[3.14159]

...Pi was too lazy to read all the posts he had missed, leading to a very...

 

[Zook]

... Horrific insident evolving the cast of Seinfeld imitating what they saw on the short, animated cartoon 'Mario on Drugs'(Look it up yourself in Google. I don't want to get in trouble for making a link to it.). After the mushroom next to mario (George) exploded, they all went to...

 

[3.14159]

...hell to find him. They found him and decided to...

 

[ALTARIA228]

kill the devil! A war between angels and devils insued...

Altaria grabbed kirara724 and PI and closed the gates of hell, trapping the rest of them for all eternity...

 

[Falkick]

in our world! leaving heck, we all decided to have yet another ssbm match, this time against tony blair, Barbra Streisand, and osama! PWNing them to the fullest extent, we go and have an awesome party celebrating our win! but all of a sudden, a giant...

 

[ALTARIA228]

pizza comes and tries to eat Pi, but he gets agiant pie to fight it. Altaria and the rest run while the pie and pizza battle. Soon, they decide not to fight, but become a giant pizza pie! Then, it chases after the gruop, and we...

 

[Boomerkawanger]

...end up runing to the edge of a clif with the pizza pie right behid u (us?....u? w/e) forced to jump u grab the person next to u and.,..

 

[Varuna]

Pi, at the last second uses his gas powered grappling hook to catch the side of the cliffHe then says to the rest......

 

[Boomerkawanger]

....i have gas and farts and falls off the cliff. then the pizza pie...

 

[ALTARIA228]

dies. Then...

 

[Falkick]

we all slap each other around until,,,

 

[Varuna]

We realize that it was all just a dream and say...

 

[Meteor-Smasher65]

"Oh well, who cares anyways???". Then I, MS65, found a little box on the ground. Everyone fought for it until a...

 

[Varuna]

Deadly amount of nerve gass poofed from the Box. only 2 people had on gas mask, they were...

 

[3.14159]

...Pi and Pie, Pie being the friend of Pi who is cherry scented. Massive outbreaks of...

 

[Boomerkawanger]

polyo....and cheese and then the pie heard that pi slept with his wife so pie kills pi and then...

 

[ALTARIA228]

Altaria comes and brings with him the SSBM character...

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

Falco (back from the dead). Falco kills pie and then decides to finish off Altaria because he wasn't going to share any of pie with him. Falco goes back to the Great Fox where he sees the mysterious new character Dolphin. Dolphin...