The Neverending Story 3

[ALTARIA228]

died becuz it was poisoned. Then, back at the game, Zelda and Peach got in another catfight becuz Zelda landed on Peach's space. Altaria and the ghost of 3.14159 went to go get a video camera to tape it when...

 

[3.14159]

...I posted here. The impostor ghost fled, accidentally killing Zelda and causing...

 

[ALTARIA228]

Altaria to stop the story there for a sec. Rewind...


Altaria went BY HIMSELF to go get a video camera to tape the catfight. He saw...

 

[Falkick]

A monkey eating his camera! So altaria got caught by me while i was lurking around and...

 

[3.14159]

...you let him go. He suddenly turned around and killed you with a shoelace. Then i, who is the square root of -1, destroyed the real number system and caused...

 

[ALTARIA228]

the numbers to have an emmotional breakdown! 7,8,9 while all the duoble digits wept. Peach and Zelda stopped fighting long enough to cry with then. Altaria and the recently revived Pi were too manly to cry, and instead...

 

[kirara724]

Sparks (kirara724), started zapping Pi, and made him cry trying to make Altaria228 cry. But he was satisfied with Pi crying, so Altaria228 was laughing at him and then...

 

[Falkick]

i came back! so i helped Pi by giving them a cake! but inside the cake, there was a....

 

[ALTARIA228]

box, that had 1,000,000,000 dollars in it! kirara and I split the money, and then Falckick and Pi tried to hit on Zelda and Peach. Peach hit Pi with her frying pan, and Zelda disentagrated Falcick! Then, the 4 remaning people (kirara,me,Peach,Zelda) went to Disneyland...

 

[3.14159]

...where I landed after being hit upside the head. I hit Peach with a large fish, creating...

 

[ALTARIA228]

Peach to mutate into a fish monster with 5...

 

[Falkick]

tentacles! i come back (AGAIN! Im like jonny cage!), or at least my ghost does...ANYWAY, i hacked off the tenticles with a...

 

[super_sonic]

knife and then gave your life to bring bee back to life. bee then..

 

[Meleeruler]

Tries to run, but trips on a...

 

[Falkick]

chicago typewriter! he picks it up and kills the peach monster, causing it to...

 

[ALTARIA228]

de-mutate back to Peach. In the midst of all this, Zelda was...

 

[3.14159]

...getting drunk in a cheap West Side bar in...

 

[Master WGS]

Hyrule, where Link and Ganondorf were normal customers. She awaited in the front room, hoping one of here boys would come in to see her, but no one came. As she waited, she looked up at the bar tender.
"Rough day?" he asked the princess.
"Yeah, to say the least," replied Zelda.
As the two talked, a hooded man entered the bar. When he took off his cloak he revealed that his true identity was...

 

[CuckooOfTime]

...Morgan Freedman. He sat down and ordered a Lon Lon Milk. Unfortunately...

 

[ALTARIA228]

it was poisoned by Link, who was racist! Altaria, not liking this...

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

...killed Morgan Freeman and stole his money. As he ran away from the scene, he was stopped by...

 

[Master WGS]

A galloping horse, which promptly ran him over, killing him instantly.

 

[ALTARIA228]

Then Megaman died, and Altaria came back.

 

[Meleeruler]

But then, out of the darkness, a figure fireing a green lazer leeps sideways and you fire a ball of red lazer blast AND YOU SCORE! Wow, what fun for all ag-- Oh, woops, wayyy to much TV for me.

Anyway,

Mario apears, but he looks strange. He looks at the dead Megaman and...

 

[ALTARIA228]

eats him whole. Altaria screams, but Zelda...

 

[3.14159]

...gags him with duct tape. Then her hired mercenary (me) aims a machine gun at the back of your head. When it fires...

 

[Falkick]

i deflect the shots with my chain gun! I fire back, killing you, so i get some beer for us all! While drinking the brew, i...

 

[ALTARIA228]

forgot to give Peach some and she tried to slap you, and Altaria backhanded her out the story. Then Zelda and the rest drank merrily and sang. But Mario got mad and...

 

[Master WGS]

Exploding, finishing everyone in a fifteen-mile radius once and for all! With them out of the way, Bowser entered the ruined city, preparing to...

 

[Meleeruler]

Eat the city! But a nasty bug had...

 

[ALTARIA228]

got smashed in the explosion! Happily, Altaria and Zelda and Falckick were exactly 15.1 miles away from Mario when he exploded, so they didnt get hurt! Bowser tried to...

 

[3.14159]

...eat a pie, but I saw it first. We had a mighty battle to the death with many nuclear bombs, but in the end...

 

[Master WGS]

WGS stole the pie from under their noses! Eating the pie before anyone else, he laughed at their pathetic attempts to eat the pie. That is, until he...

 

[Varuna]

Found out that the Pie was really another Bomb they had been using and that he would soon...

 

[ALTARIA228]

explode in his stomach. Guts got all over Altaria, and he screamed. Zelda then...

 

[falcoX]

... killed herself becuase everyone thought she was getting annoying. Peach laughed with an evil laugh, and said " I am now the best". "Not so fast" said a voice from afar. Everyone turned to see falcoX! To there horror, he pulled a gun out and said, everybody drop...

 

[Falkick]

"shut it! im the gun monger here!" so since you pulled out a gun, i mow you down, J.J. style!(for those of you who don't know who J.J. is, RE4 villan), so i get more beer, forgive peach, and we all hang out when...

 

[Meleeruler]

Out of nowhere Meleeruler comes out and shorthop fasfall spams the lazers! This works perfectly untill...

 

[falcoX]

... Zelda came back out of nowhere! She had been revived by Links fairy. So Altaria forgave Link and seetled there feud, and Kl, Link, Altaria, and I kill Falkick becuase hes a nOOb who likes peach. After killing Falckick, we turn our attention to peach, and...

 

[Meleeruler]

You forgot me...

We spam! She can't take it and therefore...