The Neverending Story 3

[Resting_Fox]

pistol whipped everyone, including R_F. Then Ares, the god of war, descended from the clouds, and using his halo as a a lasso, he wrung the giant skittle, and took it back up to Mt. Olympus with him. This solved nothing, so R_F continued to be pistol whipped until he wet his pants, at which point all the skittle-eating avengers, holding their battered and bleeding wounds, laughed and wer relieved and lived happily ever until...

 

[Duke]

...an 'asplosion emitted from the local adult shop for reasons unknown. R_F and ALTARIA228 were caught in the blast but luckily for them they were surrounded by a gigantic latex like object which closely resembled a/an...

 

[KLSmash]

banana. It magically peeled itself to reveal a mouth and ate R_F and ALTARIA228. KLSmash called 911 and the people who work there came and tried to open the banana's mouth but they couldn't so they quickly spilled lots of gasoline on the banana and lit in on fire. Then they quickly threw it into the Atlantic Ocean for it to cool down, but unfortunately, due to the lack of tension and stress, both R_F and ALTARIA228 forgot how to swim and it lead them to their peril. Suddenly...

 

[ALTARIA228]

Zelda came down from the clouds and used her magic to revive Altaria, but forgot about resting fox because she was too busy admiring Altaria's handsome face. Then after Kl smash and Altaria left to go to Hawaii...with Zelda...

 

[KLSmash]

and Klsmah snapped. "WTF?!?!", why would I go to Hawaii, I'm CANADIAN." So KLSmash went to the Rocky Moutains do practice snowboardng. While he was there, Bee, from the beginning of the story came and disrupted his go at the toughest hill. Being angry at Bee, KLSmash...

 

[Meleeruler]

Bit Bee's legs off! Bee then died of blood loss, but the only thing...

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

was that bee had a very deadly diesease. lucky for Klsmash, canadians are impervious to this diesease. this diesease is very contagious. it is the first sign of the diesease scientists had ever seen, so the named it KL diesease. Klsmash decided to go travelling the world. wherever he went, he killed everone he came in contact with that wasnt canadian because he gave them the diesease. when he returned to canada...

 

[KLSmash]

it was already 2008, just in time for the Winter Olympics. Canada won the gold medal by defeating Russia by a humiliating score of 102 - 0. All the Russians went to get revenge on the Canadians so...

 

[Resting_Fox]

They sent their entire female population, beards and all, to seduce the Canadians, who were infamous for their rampant beard fetishes.

Then when the Canadians had been properly seduced and were comfortably asleep in their well-used beds. The bearded Russian girls slipped them...

 

[KLSmash]

onto an ice rink. But since they were Canadians, all of them knew how to skate extremely well so they skated circles around the Russians. The Russians got so angry that they put hockey into another lockout. The Canadians VERY angry at the Russians decided to...

 

[Resting_Fox]

...build a giant Stuffed doll of Putin and beat the stuffing out of it with large sticks. No one was surprised at this typical Canadian aversion to war. But the Russians, having nothing close to an aversion to cold forms of war, and incensed at the Canadian display of hostility, declared the Frigid War on Canada and thus Canada's economy suferred a tremendous lack of...

 

[Duke]

intelligence. Thats right the whole population of Canada became clinically ********. Thus not making the economy any better which in turn lead to mass suicide where Canadians called up all their Russian friends and who only gave them love and condolence shortly before cutting off their 11 fingers and swollowing them all at once causing massive clogging in the throat but lucky for Canadians there was one man who could stop this sanity, who was mildly distracted at the moment due to an overly sized shoe box filled with whipped cream and sugar cookies, came to their rescue and declared in a loud voice "Oh Canadians of the world heed unto the calling of my voice for I say unto you...

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

...presents aplenty shall bestowed." This man was Santa Clause, the happy fellow children around the world believed was real. Of course the Canadian's thought they were hallucinating because Santa isn't real, but these boxes of presents were magical. Inside the boxes...

 

[super_sonic]

was a pile of dung that smelled like...

 

[Resting_Fox]

...Cinnamon, making a perfect gag gift. Then santa pulled off his beard and red attire to reveal that he was actually Rosie O Donnel. The Canadians couldn't tell the difference, but they were in a fury when all their hopes inspired by those aromatic cinnamon dungs were crushed. So they took their fury out on...

 

[KLSmash]

the wall outside of Wal-Mart. They quickly went to a place where they sold belts for $3 each. But while they were there, they hopped on a corridor train all the way to Alaska to debate about the Hague Conference of 1907 when the minister in charge of the Conference began to lip-read people whispering. Soon...

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

a huge conspiracy of smuggling oil from Alaska was found out. The Russians were trying to get back at everyone they hated by smuggling oil out of Alaska. WWIII was started and the Canadians tryed to escape the violence. They fled to Mexico where...

 

[KLSmash]

they started to eat Tacos when they realised that the Go-Karts there had room for 12 people so they all hopped in to them and had a race. But during the race, someone threw a goat onto the race track and...

 

[falcoX]

... surprisingly, they all hit the goat. But as this was no ordinary goat, it flew into the air and started making a strange sound. The ppl in the go-karts were so confused, until they realized that the majical goat was realyy...

 

[KLSmash]

the goat of Abraham Lincoln. Then they quickly went back to Canada where the war was over, and they decided to holler at all the people who killed, but suddenly they noticed daylight saving time had begun so they found out that...

 

[falcoX]

... the goat of lincoln had been assinated!!! They all mourned the loss of the american icon, but wondered who killed him. SO Pi unretired from his detective job and set to work on his biggest case yet. While searching for clues pi found a big cherry pie. Pi couldnt resist, and he took a big bite. But suddenl;y...

 

[KLSmash]

realised that the cherries were dipped in chlorine before being made in pie. He dropped dead on the floor until a walking-talking corn dog with a mustache came and began a festival to celebrate the 21st anniversary of Happy Happy Sad Day in Antarctica. But suddenly an insane carnival freak came to him to ask him if ...

 

[falcoX]

he could spare 1000 lbs of butter. The corndog screamed at this absurd amount a began mumbling a curse under his breath. just when it looked like a riot might break out, local police chief FalcoX and his trusty assisant KlSmash arrived on the scene and began to...

 

[ALTARIA228]

get beaten up by the corn dog until a blue blast of light came and blew it away. Zelda,with a fresh new tan, and Altaria228 who can't get a tan becuz he's black, arrived on the scene from Hawaii. Altaria asked what happened, and falcoX told him. Then, a fire arrow came and nearly missed klsmash's head. Link came, jealous of Altaria,Klsmash,and FalcoX becuz they got to hang with Zelda. When it looked like they were all about to fight Link... (don't kill me off yet please)...

 

[PokeRoyale]

The evil one came!!!! Link teamed up wtih them to defeat the evil won. They fought and fought, and the evil one almost won.....







....and he dID win. Evil triumphed. THE END.





........JUSTKIDDINGTHEREISNOENDHAHAH!!!!!! And thats when Kirby decided to take matters into his own handsm erm, tiny lil' puff ball arm thingies, by seeking the help of.....

 

[ALTARIA228]

no one, becuz after Link and the rest got to kill Ganon(we know who the evil ONE is), they all killed him. Then Link started calling all Canadians stupid, and then KLSmash said to Altaria and FalcoX...

 

[falcoX]

... its morphin time! And all 3 turned into mighty morphin power rangers! FalcoX was the red ranger, klsmash was the blue ranger and Altaria228 was the (hehe) Pink ranger! So they turned on Link ready to kill him, when Pi appeared again saying...

 

[KLSmash]

the pi x pi = pi to the power of 2. Confused by this message, Altaria228 tried to spike pi but he wavedashed away and shuffl'd at her(altaria228, you're a girl... right?). But then...

 

[falcoX]

...Link took out his sword and killed altaria228. NOOOOOOOOO! screamed Pi, who wanted to kill Altaria. He toward on Link, saying...

 

[ALTARIA228]

you *******! Zelda hearing/seeing all this, brought Altaria228(who's a BOY) back to life as he was her favorite. Then Altaria228 the GREEN Ranger used his light sword and killed FalcoX. Confused by this, Link killed himself because his little brain couldn't comprehend the situation. KLSmash spat on the dead body of Link saying,"Who's stupid now? Beeeeeeeeeeeotch!!!!" Then, up in the sky, Peach's private jet came down and out appeared Mario and Peach!!!! Zelda thought Peach was trying to show her up, so...

 

[3.14159]

...the strip dancing began! Mario and Link (who had been revived by a fairy) began to...

 

[falcoX]

... comment obscenely on the beautiful dancing that was going on. Meanwhile in heaven, God was so absorbed by the princesses dancing, he revived falcoX. Falco came down and said to altaria, yur mean, and he killed altaria. Everyone cheered except for pi, who was to busy watching the great dancing. Eventually alataria came back to life somehow, and everyone was happy as they watched the princesses strip/dance. The end!

Jk jk this cant end...... so 3 weeks later....

 

[ALTARIA228]

Altaria and Zelda were in Hyrule having high tea when a loud knock came on the door.
"Let me in!" screamed FalcoX. So Zelda waved her hand and let him in. "What's wrong?" said Altaria. "They're HERE!!!" yelled Falcox. "Who?" said Zelda. As Zelda placed a sheild over Altaria so he couldn't die,the three heard another loud banging on the door...

 

[KLSmash]

so when Zelda opened it, Link came and kidnapped Zelda. FX, being to distracted by the wonderful scent of tea he was drinking, accidently swallowed the cup and...

 

[ALTARIA228]

choked to death(wow, he didn't live long.) Altaria called KLSmash to come help him get Zelda back. They used a magic carpet to fly around Hyrule to search for her. Then, on the ground, they saw a familiar figure waving to them...

 

[KLSmash]

It was Zelda by herself. Then KLSmash pushed Altaria off the carpet to her unfortunate death. He quickly went to Zelda and pushed her off the temple into the clouds when...

 

[ALTARIA228]

lightning came down out of the sky and struck klsmash, as zelda did not want him touching her. she floated down to the ground, and saved altaria228 from dying. then, they brought falcox back to life. then, they went to see...

 

[kirara724]

kirara724, who is The Electricfying Sparks, who is unknown to others, after his teams tragic deaths;The Teen Titans West; but he didnt know that one of them was alive, which was Timezone, Altaria228 who wanted to help Sparks help his lover Zelda, and her companion FalcoX who decided to go with them and took off...

 

[ALTARIA228]

then Timezone used his power over time to rewind and bring back Peach to help them. While flying away to help Zelda get the Triforce of Wisdom back(that Link stole when he kidnapped her,) Peach was complaining about her hair. Zelda gave her a comb for it, but as her hair is in one big chunk, the comb broke in half when she tried to brush it! everyone laughed, Peach cried, and then her PMS kicked in, and it caused her to have a mood swing! She used the brick she hides under her hair (explaning why its one big chunk) and slapped Zelda with it! Zelda then got up off the ground (they had landed) and...

 

[falcoX]

... it began one slow, hot, sweaty, catfight! Everyone who was there was excited to see this happen alll over again, and falcoX went out to get some beers for everyone to enjoy the fight. On the way to the store, FX saw...