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The Neverending Story 3

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build an ice cream cone from chocolate milk. Knowing they had little time, they gave up and started watching Oprah when a clown in a monkey costume came and gave them a red shirt. They suddenly remembered that some guy at KFC gave a pack of fries for a red shirt and chocolate milk so the hurried over to KFC. Eating their fries on the curb happily, FalcoX took out his iPod and started to dance to " The Yellow Submarine " by the Beatles. A car hit him and run over him so....
 
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the iPOD company had to bribe FalcoX's family so they wouldn't have the bad publicity. After that they were less saddened by the death of their beloved FalcoX, so much so that they used their money to...
 
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"we want pie, Bush for prez". Pi quickly pulled out a doughnut and threw it off a cliff. The crowd chased it and the leading person of the crowd slipped and the whole crowd and and and ( i love that word ) tripped over him AND off the cliff. Pi frustrated as KLSmash for using and so many and times that he pushed him off the cliff, but suddenly KLSmash remembered that Resting_Fox is a soft as a pillow so he used his psychic powers to teleport Resting_Fox under him. Suddenly, Bee from the beginning of The neverending store appeared, and started yelling at Pi for spamming this whole thread. Darth Vader came up and threw the light sabre at Bee, but Bee ducked, and it his Pi...
 
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... and it hit Pi, knocking him into KLSmash, instantly killing him. Pi was dazed, but got up and shook hands with Bee. Darth Vader came and they congratulated each other on their plot to destroy KLSmash. Resting_Fox wasn't happy though, and planned on getting his revenge...
 
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to the official Crossword convention in St.Paul Minnesota. Having forgot their pencils, they hurried back home back remembered that they had some in the car. After 14 hours of driving, one of the soda vendors...
 
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Knocked at the window, effectively shattering it, and gave everyone a bear hug, effectively breaking their spines. It was reported on the news the next day that killer, undead, soda vendors (which were vending machines by the way) were on a rampage. The national guard...
 
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...prop 266, a law banning children to have any voice at all from a simpsons episode. The crowd was so upset, they called in the experts to fight to the death and repeal the retched law about children. In the battle to the death, many particapants entered. The list included theredneck, Pi, KLSmash, Poker Royale, Resting Fox, FalcoX, and a mysterious contestant named...
 
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...He was taken as a slave and whipped without quarter, by the prime minister of canada. In response the U.S. president quickly spread word to his associates and had a good laugh. THE END.

But WAIT....
 
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The Great and Powerful, Original Pyro Gamer, The Gamer4Fire was around saving the world once again using his many powerful pyro pwning powers! He was just about to smite BBT for cheating on his girlfriend with Jenna Jamesone when suddenly...
 
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...Robert Plant's voice changed into that of Stevie Nix, and Jimmy page went bald. But John Bonham kept trucking with his rotting, corpse limbs, and improvised by whippin' out Moby **** (pun intended) NBC got exclusive footage of this miracle and proclaimed that the Rapture was upon us, and that Led Zeppelin was the infamous band known as "the four horsemen". This mistake was later cleared up when the government reported...
 
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turn away in disgust. the folgers coffee man, not beleiving what he had done, forced himself to drink a sip of the peanut filled coffee (he is deathly allergic to peanuts) everyone tried to stop him, but the damage was done. the flgers coffee man fell to the ground, lifeless. while everyone mourned over the folgers coffee man's death, Fiery Phoenix, who had escaped from Jean Cretian, the Prime Minister of Canada, stole the folgers coffee man's coffee jetpack. he then took off to kill president bush, who had done nothing to help him while he was unjustly captured and whipped. when he arrived at the whitehouse, he whipped out his silent pistol, crept around the white house until he saw bush. he quickly killed bush and got away from the whitehouse before anyone knew what had happened. as he flew away...
 
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Fiery_Phoenix said:
turn away in disgust. the folgers coffee man, not beleiving what he had done, forced himself to drink a sip of the peanut filled coffee (he is deathly allergic to peanuts) everyone tried to stop him, but the damage was done. the flgers coffee man fell to the ground, lifeless. while everyone mourned over the folgers coffee man's death, Fiery Phoenix, who had escaped from Jean Cretian, the Prime Minister of Canada, stole the folgers coffee man's coffee jetpack. he then took off to kill president bush, who had done nothing to help him while he was unjustly captured and whipped. when he arrived at the whitehouse, he whipped out his silent pistol, crept around the white house until he saw bush. he quickly killed bush and got away from the whitehouse before anyone knew what had happened. as he flew away...
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... he was ingulphed by Giga Bowser's mighty radioactive pachyderm. Inside this pachyderm, he found the largest...
 
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decapitate you. your head was soon off, your body twitching on the ground as the last bit of life slipped out of you. while the pachyderm and giga bowser were distracted, Fiery Phoenix stole the pie and flew away in his coffee jetpack. he decided to go to pluto, as he thought he could eat his pie in peace. when he arrived...
 
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The sky was full of winged raisins and footed spades. The ground was an oowey gooey glue that the goombas could chew, and noticing that all on pluto was a bad :suess: book, he dicided that his pie and he'd be better if to flie-awhey, and they found refuge on the cobbler's rook. They were glad to brush the fairy-rainbow-darksideofthemoon-dust away, and his pie was ever more glad to have not been consumed. For, you see, a pie leads a very sad life, in which it daily frets over being devoured. And the style...
 
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in which one eats the pie. seeing wat they beleive is just a fruity filling, but is infact blood of the pie. the pie bleeds and bleeds, but the person eating it doesnt care. this pie though, was a talking pie which had begged Fiery Phoenix to not eat it and all that it had bben through. Fiery Phoenix...
 
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regarding only the pie's explicit statement, ate the pie and left the "all that it had bben through." completely alone. When the pie was fulyl within his stomach it began to coalesce back into it's regular form. Fiery Phoenix, feeling a quake in his belly, swiftly ran to the bathroom and...
 
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started to look at some old Nintendo Power magazines when he noticed soda vendors trying to peek through the bottom of the stall. He quickly pulled out a red pen and whipped it at one of them. He slid under the stall and began to do the conga with the soda vendors when a pop-up...
 
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interrupted saying go to Smashboards.com!!!! They did, and they started a story online. Unfortunately, they were interrupted by BEE- the first character from the first post in the story!!! They then looked back and decided to....
 
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scratch their butts and listen to some annoying song on an iPod. By the time the song finished, KLSmash noticed that he was in the middle of posting his 100th post. He began to write his "Thank you" speech for the Academy awards as...
 
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...the stupid manager had failed to order more supplies. Thus the fools starved inside an unstocked BK rather than eat at Subway across the street. This act of stupidity, second worst of all time only to this post, caused the universe to...
 
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