The Neverending Story 3

[3.14159]

...PokeRoyale, who got stuck loving a rabid...

 

[Resting_Fox]

...dog, who thrashed in a fury and kicked up sparks that set fire to...

 

[falcoX]

the hotel he was stayed, and when the happened a lady cried...

 

[TheRedneck]

..."you son of a mother! why dont you go..."

 

[TheRedneck]

You stupid computer kiss my fat hairy ***!

 

[3.14159]

...kiss TheRedneck's fat hairy ***!" To which he responded...

 

[PokeRoyale]

"I will!!!!" so they went their seperate ways. Just then, the rednecks came wielding a scissor, three paper clips, and a box of Altoids, yelling, "...

 

[falcoX]

Feed me chicken wings!!! As surprised onlookers watched...

 

[PokeRoyale]

as the KFC brigade came to feed! But then the Roy Rogers clan came, resulting in a battle of great.....

 

[TheRedneck]

...hillbilly white trash all star boxing and after theredneck...

 

[Resting_Fox]

...had put his pants back on, he wiped his forehead with the back of his hand and said, "WHEW, what a night. wasn't it Colonel Sanders?" And Colonel Sander's, after applying his lipstick and rouge softly said...

 

[3.14159]

..."I'm actually only a lieutenant," to which TheRedneck responded...

 

[falcoX]

my mother was a saint! Get out! Just then zoidberg came in and said...

 

[Resting_Fox]

"I'm the other guy. courage..not enough of it." And he was given a gun, but when he tried to fire it, the gun exploded in his face and sent splatters of zoidberg flying everywhere. To clean it up required...

 

[Tipo mastr]

A couple of pencils. He could find some...

 

[falcoX]

in his desk droor, but the evil ninja gaurds...

 

[Resting_Fox]

...instead of doing something violent, converted to Buddhism and sat down to meditate. The pencils were then...

 

[falcoX]

...given to a madman, who used the erasers to...

 

[Resting_Fox]

...dig a hole five feet deep and five feet wide and bury himself alive. the peaceful Buddhist ninjas, in an attempt to save him,...

 

[falcoX]

poured hot wax on the back of George W. Bush, who screamed...

 

[Zook]

... I can't believe its not butter!! In response,...

 

[Resting_Fox]

Fabio sued him. The case lasted for six months and ended in the mysterious death of Fabio, shortly followed by the overt assassination of George Bush by Fabio's fanclub. The new vice president appointed by Cheney was none other than...

 

[PokeRoyale]

Ryan starr, from American Idol and the Surreal life! Infortunately, she wasn't credible enough to be vP, (and she annoyed the crap out of the citizens of the nation with her "SINGING") so they all just went downtown to...

 

[TheRedneck]

...TheRedneck's trailer park in Pheonix Arizona and asked him what to do and he said...

 

[PokeRoyale]

"uhhhhhh I dunno." So everyone turned around to see a sign from God: A sign descended from heavan, saying, "Go back home- from God" So of course they went.....

 

[falcoX]

straight to the hot dog stand, but instead of hotdogs they found...

 

[ShadowLink84]

something so very terrible, so very scary, so very unspeakable that they.........

 

[PokeRoyale]

cried: It was Barbara Sterisand's comeback tour concert. In agony, they needed to dispose of her: so they bought some....

 

[TheRedneck]

..."Services" from everyones faveroite little jack### TheRedneck to kill her he used...



P.S I just like watching you people screw around with my posts on here that the only reason I keep puting my name in.

 

[PokeRoyale]

a box of legos!!! It was a very intricate procedure, kiklling with legos, and all that was left of Steriasand was.....

 

[Resting_Fox]

...her brain which was plastic and melded with the legos. After said melding had taken place, she became a super-blob akin to the one seen on Akira and began to destroy whole cities in a single footstep (or rather the globby blob equivalent that consists of slithering and splacking flesh). The inexperienced president, **** Cheney, ordered every branch of the military to wage war on Streisand, but it was a fruitless effort and only resulted in another infamous plea in the name of obesity. That's right, Streisand sued the national government for making war on her, claiming that it was due to her obesity and, thus, was a government instituted form of discrimination. Her lawyer was fantibular and supercilious...

(ha 2 lawsuits in a row)

 

[Resting_Fox]

GRRRRRRR.....(sodomized PC)

 

[PokeRoyale]

..so she won the trial. So, she celebrated her winning wiht a piece of birthday cake! Inside the cake was a special surprise: It was a DVD Box Set of the hit series....

 

[TheRedneck]

..."The Pitts" which caused her to die from a massive...

 

[Shy Guy]

surge of posts by TheRedNeck in the Forum Games room. These posts flooded homes, killing thousands of...

 

[Vaztor]

Big Rig WINNERS who actually lost, but because of....

 

[falcoX]

the protective spell from the budhist ninjas, everyone was saved. Except for...

 

[TheRedneck]

...Pi who was killed because of the burn war one of TheRednecks posts caused [see the Wish Corupter to find out what it was]and then...

 

[falcoX]

out of nowhere, came the most hidoeus creature ever! It was...

 

[3.14159]

TheRedneck, who had been scarred hideously by the abuse dealt to him in the burn war. Everyone...