The Neverending Story 3

[3.14159]

...moldy apples with magical powers over...

 

[ChRed2AKrisp]

...docters who had malpractice suits filed on them by...

 

[Hawkeyes]

...Linkin Park who's new hit single threw the country's youth into...

 

[3.14159]

...the 11th dimension where they became...

 

[nfsjunkie91]

...totally rockin' mutants who...

 

[3.14159]

...posted random crap on this thread like...

 

[Punisher 2002]

..."Dude" and "duude". People soon got really annoyed with them so they...

 

[3.14159]

...were banished to the fiery pits of...

 

[Raven]

Mordor where they burned for eternity, but...

 

[3.14159]

they were fireproof and got out and spammed this thread until...

 

[Raven]

the mod banned there IP address permanently from this site, so they...

 

[Resting_Fox]

Cried little puppy-dog tears and brought Santa-Claus Back to life. Then a rainbow shot out of his *** and turned to butterflies when it collided with rudolph's nose. The Audience applauded but it turns out they were all naked so...

 

[Punisher 2002]

... they danced the night away. They all love being nude so much they...

 

[Meleeruler]

...they were all nude for life, but the only way to stop their nude-ness was to...

 

[3.14159]

...TO SLAUGHTER THEM WITH SWORDS AND FLAMING ARROWS!! Their souls were sent...

 

[Punisher 2002]

...to Mc Doalds to scare the custemers. Failing to do so would...

 

[3.14159]

...result in the end of all meat products! The vegetarians...

 

[Shy Guy]

I'm back, ******!

...party until Tofu from Resident Evil 2 knifes them to death. He cleans his tainted blade with...

 

[3.14159]

...Shy Guy's face. Shy Guy decides...

 

[Resting_Fox]

to pull the moon from the sky and crumble it onto the moist, glistening, skin of...

 

[Cyris_P]

...some amphibious creature that reaked of vinegar. So he slew and roasted the beast, only to find that it tasted like...

 

[3.14159]

...you don't want to know. As he threw up repeatedly, a magical...

 

[Resting_Fox]

thing occured. His vomit turned into a princess, only he failed to vomit an ordained minister to marry the two of them. So...

 

[3.14159]

...his vow of chastity was violated and...

 

[Cyris_P]

...his mother threw away the pumpernickel pie that was to be his wedding gift. Infuriated, he...

 

[Shy Guy]

...Summoned the sexual predator Brian Peppers. Brians Peppers then...

 

[3.14159]

...drank a soda while google searching for porn. But instead of porn, the first site he came across was...

 

[Resting_Fox]

Smashboards where he convinced several underaged users to...

 

[3.14159]

...create explicit pictures in Camera Mode, which mainly involved a certain Bowser throw. This led to...

 

[Shy Guy]

Jack Thompson to demand Super Smash Bros. Melee become rated AO. Angered, the members of Smashboards banded together outside of Thompson's house and...

 

[Resting_Fox]

...ate red rope licorice that was laced with LSD. The resulting actions consisted of...

 

[Mic_128]

a big explosion. When the dust settled they saw the worst creature ever to walk the face of a court. IT was Jack Thompson. He promptly sued all videogames for the resulting explosion, due to there being a discarded game arcade token nearby. He.....

 

[ArcticFalcon]

...then unzipped his pants and pissed all over Ms. Pacman machines everywhere. Upon seeing the Street Fighter II Rainbow Edition, he...

 

[nfsjunkie91]

..was overcome with mindblowing fury which..

 

[3.14159]

...caused him to die a fiery death. To celebrate, Mario...

 

[Resting_Fox]

...robbed a bank and was swiftly arrested by the superpolice whose hidden super-power is...

 

[3.14159]

...the ability to not care about any of you. (wait, everyone has that power) They would have cuffed Mario, but...

 

[Tipo mastr]

He suddenly, unexplicibly(SP?) turned into a large boulder. He then beat the...

 

[PokeRoyale]

Stuffing out of the police, because his fireballs ended being large chunks of boulder. The police then needed help, so they called in...

 

[link masher]

Back-up but it still wasent enough. just then Kirby flew by on his warp-star and sucked up a pice of rock to become stone kirby. Mario then...