The Neverending Story 3

[PokeRoyale]

sucked up stone kirby to become Kirby Mario! So stone kirby and kirby mario clashed, and just then ice climber Roy came through on Peach Falco's ship to help, but...

 

[3.14159]

...I killed you because your post reeked of stupid stupidity. Then the peoples started fighting and...

 

[Resting_Fox]

farting the tune of Beethoven's fifth. And the audience, to applaude such a performance,...

 

[Shy Guy]

Commenced a golf clap until Ryu Hadoken'd them to the 'other dimension'. Ryu then noticed he hadn't cut his grass in weeks. He went to Ken's house and asked Ken if he could borrow a lawn mower, Ken replied...

 

[3.14159]

..."no, **** you". This caused a bitter argument and eventually led to...

 

[fluffy-sama]

...a streetfight. Many hurricane kicks, hadooken's and SHORYUUKEN's later, Ken, who at some point in the match realized that he had broken his left pinky nail....

 

[Resting_Fox]

screamed like an army of girls and sucked his thumb. The other citizens who had watched the streetfight, laughed at this emasculation, and in celebration they castrated...

 

[3.14159]

...Resting Fox with a rusty fork. Resting Fox then...

 

[Resting_Fox]

secrectly served his balls in a soup for the president of Ecuador, who immediately after tasting them...

 

[3.14159]

...dropped dead. Resting Fox was charged with murder and forced to...

 

[TheRedneck]

...have his salad tossed... [to figure out what that means buy "Bring the Pain" by Chris Rock]

 

[CuckooOfTime]

...by a six-hundred pound lifer named Bubba who liked to dress up in a tutu and dance to...

 

[3.14159]

...the Barney theme song, causing massive...

 

[/\/1/\/J4]

destroction and andry replys from the parents of ther aduience who then.......

 

[Zook]

...morph into rabid, leprichaun-eating, albino badgers who have long...

 

[fluffy-sama]

.. furry tails. The army of badgers with long furry tails then marched upon the TV station, finding the fat salad-tossing barny ballet dancer and...

 

[Zook]

... tried to eat him, but because he wasn't a leprichaun, they instead...

 

[Hylian Hero]

took thier constipation medication but it gave them horribe cramps and...

 

[PokeRoyale]

..and taught them french, unfortunately, their spanish teachers caught hold of this, and angrily...

 

[3.14159]

...cussed them out in Italian, causing the...

 

[Hylian Hero]

...Badgers to go to badgerbadgerbadger.com,where they saw...


(badgerbadgerbadger.com is a real website, check it out)

 

[Zook]

...A mushroom-mushroom(), which inspired them to...

 

[/\/1/\/J4]

go to mushroom kingdom to find.,........

 

[Zook]

...the triforce of...

 

[/\/1/\/J4]

link and his gang but then they find......

 

[PokeRoyale]

..the kirby triforce, which contains, rick, coo, and kine (fingers crossed as characters for the next game). so they all start a new adventure in.....

 

[Zook]

... Yoshi's mouth. In Yoshi, they found the largest...

 

[PokeRoyale]

...melon anyone has ever seen! They go inside the melon to find James, who sazys, "Hi! I'm James and the Giant Melon!" but they kick him out, and with the melon they go to....

 

[Hylian Hero]

New york city!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!they find jamesTHERE and ...

 

[PokeRoyale]

...they say "There you are! Let's do a cheer!

OKAY! THIS *game* IS BANANAS! B-A-NAN-A-S! THIS *game* IS BANANAS! B-A-NAN-A-S!" Then they go to a popular New York store called...

 

[3.14159]

...the poular new york store, where they buy very revealing clothes. Suddenly, media censors...

 

[Resting_Fox]

Begin to hurl grenades in an attempt to convince the public of the divine rapture. But Geraldo Rivera busted out with a Tommy gun and...

 

[3.14159]

...pudding loving death soldiers attacked the...

 

[Shy Guy]

...Legions of Smurf warlords. The Smurf warlords reigned victorious when they shot a...

 

[Resting_Fox]

...water balloon full of sunshine and lollipops into hitler's left nipple which deflected it, and ended up ending the life of Geraldo in a burst of happy death. The smurfs all celebrated by...

 

[3.14159]

...****** elephants with...

 

[Resting_Fox]

Chicken feathers and marinara sauce. then, from the sky, fell a...

 

[Shy Guy]

...great band called N'Sync. The members rocked out with their original sound and thought-provoking lyrics until the world reached a state of...

 

[3.14159]

...stupidity, causing them to...

 

[PokeRoyale]

... join forces with the Backstreet boyz to take down Streisandzilla. Meanwhile, in Mexico, a lion, a witch, and a wardrove all swap wives, leaving one person left- it was....