The Neverending Story 3

[Shade520]

The New Prototype Rat Launching Canon...shoot rats anywhere at the sight of cheese and...

 

[Darkclaw]

ham. The cheese blows up into tiny pieces of...

 

[NESSBOUNDER]

Dodos! The little dodos slid together and TRANSformed into one great big dodo wearing fishnet stockings. Mega-skank 2005 then proceeded to attack Tokyo, at which point, a superhero called MR. RAW FISH came flying in, armed with a giant dried scottish catfish adorned in woman's clothing. He flew towards the dodos at an incredible speed, so fast, in fact that he broke the barrier of speed and also broke the...

 

[ChRed2AKrisp]

spinal cord of the Japanese prime minister. The Japanese people were so upset that the economy...

 

[Avlin]

skyrocketed in Australia (Australians hate Japanese people.)

But all of the worldly affairs bustling around him were of little account to a special, young child by the name of...

 

[MewtwoMaster2002]

Bob. Bob decided to go to Japan. After he arrived he realized he can't read OR speak Japanese. So now he is stuck. But then...

 

[Inkslinger]

He finds this translator and she helps him and all. After all the help she want compensation and then...........

 

[Avlin]

,luckily for Bob, she is crushed beneath the talon of the giant Dodo.

"Phew," said Bob, but he spoke too soon...

 

[Linkrulzs]

Then a tiger came and ate him.But then the tiger vomited...

 

[Mic_128]

Originally posted by Avlin
skyrocketed in Australia (Australians hate Japanese people.)

We bloody well do NOT!

And died. Bob was saved! But the RSPCA arrested him for killing the tiger. It wasn't me!" he yelled. "It was....

 

[Dapenda]

the Tiger! He committed suicide when he tried to digest me, how can you call me an accomplice!?

 

[Meleeruler]

You died... ...you are a ghost. I am also sorry to say that your...

 

[Heat X]

testicles are gone. you also lost some of your big

 

[Flarefox]

...................toe. You must now go to the hospital for toeless people to be cared for by Dr. ________...

 

[Punisher 2002]

....who doesn't care about anything but....

 

[Heat X]

you get a alien toe it can

 

[Punisher 2002]

...dance in the "Sound of Music." It was doing well, when...

 

[Meleeruler]

...It exploaded. The only way to save it was to...

 

[Punisher 2002]

...annoying kiddie songs like...

 

[Axem Smash]

...the wheels on the bus go round and round, but then...

 

[Punisher 2002]

...Someone, by the name of Joe, married Princess Peach. Link wanted to...

 

[Axem Smash]

...bang Zelda XD but suddenly Ganondorf...

 

[Punisher 2002]

...started to dance with Kirby. They where getting jiggy with it when suddenly...

 

[Meleeruler]

Kirby expoaded, and then bowser ate the pieces XD then...

 

[Resting_Fox]

Bowser starting having morning sickness and strange cravings, so he went to the doctor and found out that the pieces of a chewed-up kirby had coalesced inside him and, needless to say, he was pregnant with octuplets. So he decided to...

 

[dr.d]

head to Doctor mario for help but the only thing that he could give was pain medication which increased Bowser's mood swings only making him more angry that his only option was....

 

[Shalox]

to steal Peach so that Mario would have to find her and save her. If this didn't work then...

 

[Resting_Fox]

He was prepared to commit suicide. And he did, causing all the frightened peasants in the world to rejoice and...

--[post 2100 whooppeee]--

 

[3.14159]

...binge drink. The celebrations put such a strain on the world's supply of beer...

 

[Punisher 2002]

...that the beer market was happy! They also celebrate and made millions. So Link and Marth, who had stocks in beer, made...

 

[3.14159]

... so much cash, they were assassinated by parakeets owned by...

 

[Resting_Fox]

The Dali Lama. (I bet you didn't see that coming) so Hyrule and (wherever the heck Marth is from) uncover the plot and declare a holy war against the Lama and his followers. This war lasted for so many years that...

 

[Punisher 2002]

...it became a life long goal for some people. Mario, Luigi, Samus where all watching this war, eating popcorn as well, and they decided too...

 

[3.14159]

...call in 3.14159's 11th dimensional soldiers to help them fight. They quickly...

 

[Hawkeyes]

Summoned Bob Saget with the blood of one million baby kittens, who then...

 

[3.14159]

...summoned the spirits of the kittens back from the dead to...

 

[ChRed2AKrisp]

...destroy the evil lawers of America who...

 

[Punisher 2002]

...always hated cable TV. Many Reaschers wondered why lawyers hted cable until...

 

[TheRedneck]

.....They found the gay porn chanel......

 

[Punisher 2002]

...and forced the lawyers to watch it. They all became...