The Neverending Story 3

[Resting_Fox]

...sighed at another public reference to a burn war that belongs on private parts and continued about their daily doings, which consisted of swallowing marbles and massaging...

 

[falcoX]

there gigantic, humongus, disgusting large...

 

[TheRedneck]

...HAHAHAHAHA Im kiding TheRedneck dosent have...

 

[PokeRoyale]

...a thing on supermodel Tyrese! Meanwhile, after I stop spouting Po[p culture references, the greatest person ever award went to....

 

[Shy Guy]

...The Nintendo Revolution controller. The controller then kicked TheRedNeck in the...

 

[TheRedneck]

...twins causing him to...

 

[Resting_Fox]

vomit violently forward. The distance achieved by his puke was then measured as breaking a world record. To honor his achievement, he was given ten spankings by...

 

[PokeRoyale]

...star of the hit ABc comedy Desperate Housewives, Teri Hatcher! But then she gave him a big,.fat.....juicy..............warm...........salty..................................

 

[3.14159]

...Honey baked ham, causing hordes of starving hobos to...

 

[TheRedneck]

...viloate him to which he responded...



P.S I woulda rather had Lindsay Lohan before the boob reduction and blonde hair spank me but Terri Hatchers okay 2

 

[PokeRoyale]

"Go 'head girl, go 'head, get down!" And with Jaime Foxx in the backround, they all started to....

 

[GreekWonder]

to scream and run in circles udlessly untill...

 

[3.14159]

...they found a forum game that wouldn't die. there they posted...

 

[TheRedneck]

..."hee hee hee hee hee hee heee you all...

 

[Mikey Lenetia]

... "really are starting to run out of ideas, aren't you?"

 

[PokeRoyale]

then, an amazingly sexy guy named pokeroyUle (with a U) posted back "Y'allz is wack" So everyone logged off and went to....

 

[falcoX]

another website, where they all began making up a story called...

 

[Resting_Fox]

...TEMPERATURES!!! about a young boy who embodies global warming and goes around melting ice and causing everyone to sweat. It becomes a box office hit because Tom Hanks play the boy, and Helena Bonham carter plays the world. Siskel (who was cloned and retrieved from the bowles of hell) and Ebert gave it...

 

[PokeRoyale]

thre thumbs east, and one thumb west. After realizing their situaiton, they went to get some thumbs removed at..........

 

[Resting_Fox]

...the Betty Ford clinic. There they met a slew of celebrities including Robert Downey Junior, Chevy Chase, and the guy from Napoleon Dynamite, but after beholding such a group...

 

[PokeRoyale]

they realized they wanted to meet REAL celebs, so they sought out Christina Aguilera's..............best friend's cousin's hair dresser...............but instead they found.....................

 

[falcoX]

her mother! shocked and confused, the crew stumbled onto a bus, where they found the most hideous person of all! It was...

 

[nitro-blazer]

Darth Vader, they were so scared of him that they took his lightsaber and...

 

[falcoX]

cooked ramen noodles with him. Lord VAder, not being one to turn down ramen, took the bowl, not realizing that it had been...

 

[Shy Guy]

already eaten, so Vader got up out of his seat and shouted, "Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!" Metroid Killer then busted in after a long abscense, holding his katana. MK then proceeded to cut off...

 

[falcoX]

everyones supply of oxygen, causing everyone to start...

 

[Resting_Fox]

...Frantic contractions of flatulation. This was instinctive because the methane is more breathable than [Vu] (the element vacuum). Because darth Vader had a private supply of oxygen in his suit, he could breathe quite readily while everyone else choked to death, except MK because of his not-quite-Chozo suit that also had a private supply of oxygen. No one could actually determine who had choked everyone to death, (Hellooo! Vader with his finger-choke thingy) so a federal mandate declared that they hold a duel at sunset on the summit of Mt. Fuji. The day begin with a soft winter stirring and...

 

[falcoX]

...soon the duel was underway. The main opponents were THEREDNECK and lord vader. The redneck, having just coming back from his class trip to the aquarium, immediately began to...

 

[KLSmash]

eat the fish he stole from the aquarium. A teacher on the bus coming back for the aquarium noticed that he had a red shirt on and began throwing chickens at him. After, his uncle's dad came and...

 

[PokeRoyale]

and said, "I'm trapped in the CLOSET!!!!" So they all laughed saying, "You're uncle's Dad is R. Kelly??" so he reponded....

 

[falcoX]

ill kill U! and immedieatly started to stab his friends and family. Lord vader, seeing his opening, attacked the redneck using his...

 

[Resting_Fox]

...signature charging headbutt attack. Immediately, TheRedneck coughed up his intestines, fell over, and was dead. This was just practice for Darth Vader, because Metroid Killer would be coming soon (AS the federal mandate required). But MK never showed up and Vader was put in prison for having gone against the federal government. He was to be beheaded at sunset, on the summit of Mt. Fuji. but while he was in prison, a strange and shadowy figure lurched in through the bars of the window.
"Who are you?" Vader asked as he tried to hide the fact that he had wet his pants.
The shadowy sneaky-man replied...

 

[falcoX]

...Darth Vader.... I am your father! Vader fell to the ground screaming nooooooo and was about to fight this figure when suddenly...

 

[3.14159]

...I showed up and talked about pie for so long that they both fell over, quite dead. This lead to an uproar in the...

 

[falcoX]

... the crowd, causing the redneck to embrace his brothers bucket of chicken. Lord Vader got to his feet, and with one swift move...

 

[3.14159]

...fell over and had a heart attack, causing a galactic...

 

[KLSmash]

...explosion on some planet far away. Suddenly the paramedics arrived in Halloween costumes and...

 

[falcoX]

...begin reciting the pledge of allegiance. This caused such a comotion that 500 people came charging out of a wormhole from 1955, in which the shocked onlookers...

 

[PokeRoyale]

oushed them into 2009! There, they discovered Lindsey Lohan has a baby with Ben Affleck, Oprah is president, Atkins is the latest amendment and outlawed, and Richard Simmons becomes....

 

[falcoX]

the dictator of the country spain!! not knowing were to turn, the confused onlookers ran as fast as they could, hoping that they could get peanuts in these confusing times. when suddenly falcoX realized he had made the 3000 post on this thread! As the flambouyant falco pranced around, other Swf user became upset with his antics. They hatched a plan to...