This is a long one.
Title: Today was a good day. Florence, AL
Part 1:
I had this dream that I was a child star right? And I dont know what the show name but my co star was like skinny, blacker, shorter, Cube Gooding Jr. and he had like a hobby of Taking pictures. So he sends me to the giant azz prison to give his regards to his grandfather on Death Row in prison and tells me to take pics. So I like make it there and when I get to death row, there are like Bloddy Erotica everywhere. Some girl in pink hair (vaughn ftw) was like "Hey, it takes some balls to handle some sheet like that" and we start making some crazy azz love and her twang was like Deidara's hands so It was some good sheet.
After which, the prison guards saw us do this and set off Alarms.
So I got a camera and a pink haired girl that vaughn would love and lo and behold I aquire a baby.
So as I run, I like take pics of the prison and some of the torture they do of it and then I get trapped by the warden and some prison guards dressed up as high school wrestlers. The warden
(who looks like the chief on Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego: The Game on PBS) laughs and sicks them all on me and starts beating the baby. I take pics and she demands I give the Camera to her. I say no and me and Pink Haired Girl starts to fight the wrestlers. We lose but.....then my brother wakes me up.
To be followed by my girl 4 yr old cousin telling me I have breast like a woman cause I was wearing a revealing wife beater.
Part 2
I went to the mall to find some shorts and Ended up looking the whole time for some size 44 shorts which is hell to find. After lapping the mall 5 times looking for shorts and my grandma, I see a group of black girls and I catch their attention, they talk to me and I give them my number, but not theirs or thier names. I dont even note that I'm heading back to florida tomorrow. BLAST. I do know what club they go to and they said Big Ed's. So I'm like "Cool, meet ya there." I realize 5 mins later that I was talking to HS jailbait but I wanted to confirm so I wanted to go to the club. When I get home my Uncle is like, "Dont go there" bad place to hang. Lotta thugs. You might get your *** kicked." And my dad is giving me the "Are you sure this is a wise decision?" Look. So I have to ABOLISH the whole thing. Still riled up, my uncle tosses me $60 on my crotch and says "heres money",
I still didnt get shorts either. I GOT PANTS.
Dude