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The Legacy of MELEE-FC - Smash 64 Side Event Discussion

Battlecow

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Perhaps I will

I'd rather not have to though, there are some powers best left alone

Also I'd like to thank the 64 community for their faith in me and their support, it's nice to see that I've made such good friends over the past 3 years.

But the POINT is

I'm looking forward to this ****. Better bring that A-game you've honed on them michigan barwl players, gio.
 
Battlecow

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I hope you told Gio how bad I was at that tournament.

I'd been playing on controller for a whole three days, and I still took 17% from that guy who four-stocked you! I'm terrible.
 
PGH Carroll

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dude.. i dont play 64.. at all. like... ever.

i entered just because it was there and why not.

i play melee. i cant hold a n64 controller for the life of me.

your a little girl and gios gonna expose you hard.

im SUPER surprised i even took a stock in a game a dont play on a controller i havent held in idk.. when was i 9.. oh ten years ago?

every time you lose. you were "sandabgging"

everytime you win you were "sandbagging"

everytime you dont win impressively. "sandbagging"

If gios so bad and your so good why are you afraid of his main?
 
Battlecow

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I'm afraid of his main because bad players using his main can often beat me because I suck against it.

You're cute, Gio. I never john, though; I just choose good MM's. There's a difference. And I seem to remember a certain somebody claiming that he mained "everybody"? What happened to that? If I'm such a little girl, surely you won't object to playing me with a character that can't just derp its way to victory by tilting the control stick up and pressing A at random intervals?
 
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Despite the 1% chance I'll actually go to this..

I'll money match both of you.

PWN BEST BEST 100%
 
Battlecow

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Normally I'd agree, but if I only lose in one matchup and beat very good players in others, it gets complicated, as you well know.
 
Battlecow

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*yawn*

What's it gonna be, ***hole? Believe it or not, I do have better things to do than talk to you, and if someone was gonna injure my pride, it definitely would not be you.
 
Battlecow

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You did manage to piss me off to a great degree, and for that I applaud you. You did not, however, manage to convince me that you were a person whose approval I needed or desired. What's it going to be?
 
The Star King

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firo said:
I'm selling a "How to beat a console Battlecow" ebook for only $20. Get yours today. Contains such insights as "play kirby."
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What a rip-off

I'll sell them for 5 bucks a pop

Also I'm glad you saw what a little ***** you were being Battlecow. I like this Battlecow much more than the 4 days ago Battlecow ;)
 
Battlecow

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No, I wouldn't have accepted a 6-stock-to-one MM against you.

I don't actually think Europe's that bad at this game, although thinking that taking a few friendlies off of king funk and then losing most of them makes you a shoo-in to beat me is pretty lulzy.

Your winning personality shines through as always, SK.
 
clubbadubba

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I don't remember if I played Gio at all, but I definitely saw him play and if I were Battlecow I wouldn't be too scared. King Funk has weird matchups with some people (*cough random Brawl n00b pwns *cough), I think it might just've been him. Then again I've only played keyboard Bcow, and what can you really tell from watching other people play smash.

That being said battlecow is my man online, and gio seemed like a cool dude when I briefly met him IRL. Hopefully after this money match you guys can become best friends!

It'll go like this:

Winner: :mad::glare::scared::smirk:;):):awesome::cool:

Loser__: :mad::glare::scared::urg::(:):awesome::cool:
 
kys

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This hype is cool and all, but LOL at "you're gonna get bodied". Read it out loud. It sounds ridiculous. This is a videogame, no?

Two hardcore nerds. I love it. :troll:
 
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$200 brah

That's worth getting kind of serious over, especially if you're not exactly gainfully employed, as I suspect is the case with a man of Gio's character.
 
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My man Pseudoturtle is housing a bunch of important melee dudes and me in chicago, I believe Knitephox also has some housing available in chicago. That's probably the closest you're going to get.
 
KnitePhox

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ill house u nintendude, im getting a hotel room though

if you end up flying to chicago i can pick you up, house you for a night or two and drive you there probably

we can take this to PM's if you prefer
 
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clubbadubba said:
can i jump in on this party KP?
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of course man you drove me at apex with those ******** tolls too, at the least i owe you(round here tolls are like ~.80-1.50$ max, i almost died seeing like 10$+ for one toll over there..).
also the more the merrier.

might be a bit too many for 1 vehicle if this bandwagon trend continues though, im sure another driver can happen somehow

no matter how many people come we will be barbecuing at my house, fer sure

can even smash outside if desired
 
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KnitePhox said:
ill house u nintendude, im getting a hotel room though

if you end up flying to chicago i can pick you up, house you for a night or two and drive you there probably

we can take this to PM's if you prefer
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Thanks for the offer. I don't know my exact plans yet but I'm probably going to drive there. I'll get in touch as we get closer to the date.
 
clubbadubba

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Knitephox that's awesome man! Like 90% sure I'm coming and if I do I'll definitely take you up on that. BBQ'ing with everyone at your place while playing smash outside sounds a lot like heaven.
 
Prince_Abu

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Battlecow said:
You're such a badass

You'll MM me only in a 70-30 MU
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lol he mains kirby no one is forcing you to play any character u can pick whoever u want

the fact that ur scared of playing his main shows how bad u are

in smash u need to be willing to deal with bad matchups its part of picking ur character
 
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Yeah, I don't "need" to do a MM in a MU I'm not confident in. vague assertions about how the game "is" aren't relevant to the issue at hand, which is the MM.
 
ciaza

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i went to a mate's bbq and we ended up playing smash outside.

it sucks.

the sun makes glare on the t.v atrocious, unless you manage to the get t.v and whoever is playing underneath a giant umbrella or something
 
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