Well, I did laughed at the ZSS codec message, and it does accurately fit Sold Snake as being a pervert in Metal Gear games (In fact, snake enjoys reading pornography like Playboy).
Speaking of which, if you guys are wondering who will win between Snake and Captain Falcon, it will most likely be Snake. but when it comes between Lucario, Snake and Captain Falcon, Lucario will rip them both at the same time. Well, not exactly 100% guarantee Snake will beat Captain Falcon, but he will have a slight advantage over Captain Falcon for the following reasons (and I'm not saying this because Snake is one high tier and Captain Falcon is in low tier, and note that I don't follow those tiers which I feel this is created as a hiearchy where a person who chooses a "high tier" character allow free taunting and criticisms on those who choose low tier characters.) :
- Captain Falcon's attacks have very bad priority (according to Smashwiki) and most of his strongest attacks are relatively laggy. Snake's tilt attacks are incredibly strong AND pulled off quite fast (Note: some people are saying Meta Knight is overpowered, but wait you realize that Snake and Marth are way more overpowered than Meta Knight).
- Captain Falcon literally have no projectiles when it comes to approaching enemies. Snake have some projectiles in arsenal. The most common one being the Remote Missile (and I wouldn't recommend you using Grenades because there is a delay in the explosion which can easily be avoided and can damage Snake).
- Recovery, it kinda depends but in general, Snake has a better recovery than Captain Falcon due to Cypher, well, vertically at least. When it comes to horizontal recovery, than Captain Falcon is better due to side-B and the potentials to meteor smash. Both have fast falling speeds, although Captain Falcon's falling speed is faster and thus Captain Falcon have more difficult recovery approaches.
- Both Snake and Captain Falcon have one of the worst aerial games, but I would say Snake is better since his aerials are as strong as his tilts.
And Lucario will beat Snake and Captain Falcon for the following reasons:
1) Lucario have the strongest counterattack in the game.
2) Lucario have good juggling capacities and combo startups. snake and Captain Falcon aren't good it starting up combos. And both Snake and Captain Falcon are quite difficult to juggle.
3) Recovery is way more superior than Captain falcon's and Snake's. Since Lucario's ExtremeSpeed has "bendable" properties and Lucario's second jump is quite good.
4) Lucario has better range than Captain Falcon and Snake when it comes to attacks. Lucario's forward smash can even hit someone behind.
5) Lucario can inflict more pain the more pain Lucario takes.
In conclusion: Lucario>Snake> Captain Falcon.
therefore, when it comes to solving the dispute between Captain Falcon and Snake over ZZS, Lucario is the answer, and let's hope ZZS doesn't go after Lucario. In fact, Lucario is the solution to all of life's disputes.