the joke behind the Snake/ZZS love affair and Snake/Captain Falcon rivalry

[Budget Player Cadet_]

No rivalry. Captain Falcon has as a last costume Pink. What does Snake have? LEOPARD SKIN.

 

[Dark Paladin X]

@3.

No. Just no.

Well Lucario does have a better recovery than Snake and Captain Falcon combined.

And I see Snake's Grenade to be very useless. I can literally avoid it easily.

 

[Black_Heretic]

Well Lucario does have a better recovery than Snake and Captain Falcon combined.

And I see Snake's Grenade to be very useless. I can literally avoid it easily.

in terms of recovery:
Snake>Lucario>Falcon

also, Nades aren't just meant for damage, they're traps, sure you can "literally avoid them easily," but when you roll away from it into our ftilt, take a sec to think, "did they want the 12% from the nade or the 21% from the ftilt?"

They force sloppy approaches and openings alongside being great camping tools

TLDR: play better Snakes

 

[Babar-Thorbald]

Well, the manliest remains MK...
Beside him... Have you ever seen a blue bubble gum look-alike guy using a sword? Putting a mask, so that the other characters don't get to jealous of his manly self? Having a deeper voice than any character in brawl?

MK>anyone, according to the manly contest.

 

[SuSa]

Well, the manliest remains MK...
Beside him... Have you ever seen a blue bubble gum look-alike guy using a sword? Putting a mask, so that the other characters don't get to jealous of his manly self? Having a deeper voice than any character in brawl?

MK>anyone, according to the manly contest.

He hides his face with his mask because he's the ugliest of all the little blob's. In fact, he's jealous of Kirby, and Kirby is pink.

He uses a sword, because he's not manly enough to carry explosives that may blow him up, and he's to scared to do hand-to-hand combat, in fact, all he uses is his sword. Nothing else.

He has a deeper voice, only because he dropped. No, not those, he doesn't have those. He -is- one of those.

So tell me again, how is he manly at all? \

 

[Babar-Thorbald]

I think that our point of view differs then... :\

 

[Sandoggg]

Well, I did laughed at the ZSS codec message, and it does accurately fit Sold Snake as being a pervert in Metal Gear games (In fact, snake enjoys reading pornography like Playboy).

Speaking of which, if you guys are wondering who will win between Snake and Captain Falcon, it will most likely be Snake. but when it comes between Lucario, Snake and Captain Falcon, Lucario will rip them both at the same time. Well, not exactly 100% guarantee Snake will beat Captain Falcon, but he will have a slight advantage over Captain Falcon for the following reasons (and I'm not saying this because Snake is one high tier and Captain Falcon is in low tier, and note that I don't follow those tiers which I feel this is created as a hiearchy where a person who chooses a "high tier" character allow free taunting and criticisms on those who choose low tier characters.) :

• Captain Falcon's attacks have very bad priority (according to Smashwiki) and most of his strongest attacks are relatively laggy. Snake's tilt attacks are incredibly strong AND pulled off quite fast (Note: some people are saying Meta Knight is overpowered, but wait you realize that Snake and Marth are way more overpowered than Meta Knight).
• Captain Falcon literally have no projectiles when it comes to approaching enemies. Snake have some projectiles in arsenal. The most common one being the Remote Missile (and I wouldn't recommend you using Grenades because there is a delay in the explosion which can easily be avoided and can damage Snake).
• Recovery, it kinda depends but in general, Snake has a better recovery than Captain Falcon due to Cypher, well, vertically at least. When it comes to horizontal recovery, than Captain Falcon is better due to side-B and the potentials to meteor smash. Both have fast falling speeds, although Captain Falcon's falling speed is faster and thus Captain Falcon have more difficult recovery approaches.
• Both Snake and Captain Falcon have one of the worst aerial games, but I would say Snake is better since his aerials are as strong as his tilts.

And Lucario will beat Snake and Captain Falcon for the following reasons:
1) Lucario have the strongest counterattack in the game.
2) Lucario have good juggling capacities and combo startups. snake and Captain Falcon aren't good it starting up combos. And both Snake and Captain Falcon are quite difficult to juggle.
3) Recovery is way more superior than Captain falcon's and Snake's. Since Lucario's ExtremeSpeed has "bendable" properties and Lucario's second jump is quite good.
4) Lucario has better range than Captain Falcon and Snake when it comes to attacks. Lucario's forward smash can even hit someone behind.
5) Lucario can inflict more pain the more pain Lucario takes.

In conclusion: Lucario>Snake> Captain Falcon.

therefore, when it comes to solving the dispute between Captain Falcon and Snake over ZZS, Lucario is the answer, and let's hope ZZS doesn't go after Lucario. In fact, Lucario is the solution to all of life's disputes.

troll.
lets not make this thread into a tier list, especially when it's blatantly false. see what i did there. but seriously. let it go. you lose. especially here. go to your forum and inquire about it.

 

[Tero.]

Well, I did laughed at the ZSS codec message, and it does accurately fit Sold Snake as being a pervert in Metal Gear games (In fact, snake enjoys reading pornography like Playboy).

Speaking of which, if you guys are wondering who will win between Snake and Captain Falcon, it will most likely be Snake. but when it comes between Lucario, Snake and Captain Falcon, Lucario will rip them both at the same time. Well, not exactly 100% guarantee Snake will beat Captain Falcon, but he will have a slight advantage over Captain Falcon for the following reasons (and I'm not saying this because Snake is one high tier and Captain Falcon is in low tier, and note that I don't follow those tiers which I feel this is created as a hiearchy where a person who chooses a "high tier" character allow free taunting and criticisms on those who choose low tier characters.) :

• Captain Falcon's attacks have very bad priority (according to Smashwiki) and most of his strongest attacks are relatively laggy. Snake's tilt attacks are incredibly strong AND pulled off quite fast (Note: some people are saying Meta Knight is overpowered, but wait you realize that Snake and Marth are way more overpowered than Meta Knight).
• Captain Falcon literally have no projectiles when it comes to approaching enemies. Snake have some projectiles in arsenal. The most common one being the Remote Missile (and I wouldn't recommend you using Grenades because there is a delay in the explosion which can easily be avoided and can damage Snake).
• Recovery, it kinda depends but in general, Snake has a better recovery than Captain Falcon due to Cypher, well, vertically at least. When it comes to horizontal recovery, than Captain Falcon is better due to side-B and the potentials to meteor smash. Both have fast falling speeds, although Captain Falcon's falling speed is faster and thus Captain Falcon have more difficult recovery approaches.
• Both Snake and Captain Falcon have one of the worst aerial games, but I would say Snake is better since his aerials are as strong as his tilts.

And Lucario will beat Snake and Captain Falcon for the following reasons:
1) Lucario have the strongest counterattack in the game.
2) Lucario have good juggling capacities and combo startups. snake and Captain Falcon aren't good it starting up combos. And both Snake and Captain Falcon are quite difficult to juggle.
3) Recovery is way more superior than Captain falcon's and Snake's. Since Lucario's ExtremeSpeed has "bendable" properties and Lucario's second jump is quite good.
4) Lucario has better range than Captain Falcon and Snake when it comes to attacks. Lucario's forward smash can even hit someone behind.
5) Lucario can inflict more pain the more pain Lucario takes.

In conclusion: Lucario>Snake> Captain Falcon.

therefore, when it comes to solving the dispute between Captain Falcon and Snake over ZZS, Lucario is the answer, and let's hope ZZS doesn't go after Lucario. In fact, Lucario is the solution to all of life's disputes.

Wait are you serious?
I mean this is like easily the silliest post I ever read in my hole life...

Sorry I didn't bother to read more of this thrad lol.

 

[Meese]

Everyone its ZSS not ZZS