DanteFox
Smash Champion
I laughed harder than I should have.
I would choose teleportation as well. It's just the most practical and badass. I'd feel like goku.
My next pick would be the ability to control reality.
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The Hypothetical Thread (which is the power that rules all?)
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I would choose teleportation as well. It's just the most practical and badass. I'd feel like goku.
My next pick would be the ability to control reality.
GSUB
Smash Lord
The ability to control reality....???
**** that man... That's some scary ****...
I would probably change **** on accident, just by thinking about it... Probably crazy scary **** too.
You'd probably go insane, because when you control reality, nothing is real anymore...
Like everyone, everything, no one else has free will, making them not real, even the people you love...
Life would feel so fake... It would be that same fake feeling that you'd get if you were granted a wish, and so you wished that someone loved you, so they did, but you'll always know it's not because they really do love you... They probably never would have...
Or if you controlled reality to be the best melee player in the world, you'd always know, in your head, that you're not really the best.
**** that man... That's some scary ****...
I would probably change **** on accident, just by thinking about it... Probably crazy scary **** too.
You'd probably go insane, because when you control reality, nothing is real anymore...
Like everyone, everything, no one else has free will, making them not real, even the people you love...
Life would feel so fake... It would be that same fake feeling that you'd get if you were granted a wish, and so you wished that someone loved you, so they did, but you'll always know it's not because they really do love you... They probably never would have...
Or if you controlled reality to be the best melee player in the world, you'd always know, in your head, that you're not really the best.
HyugaRicdeau
Baller/Shot-caller
What's the difference between "Controlling reality" and being god? If I had the "controlling reality" power I would just live in a hedonistic haze 24/7.
You need limitations for this question or else you just get being god or time travel.
You need limitations for this question or else you just get being god or time travel.
DanteFox
Smash Champion
k. I'll rephrase it as "controlling space within the universe". Kind of like teleportation. except I could let others teleport, create wormholes, etc. (which could, theoretically, give me a limited form of time travel.
Oh yeah, and immortality for a few hundred years would be cool. I could jump out of airplanes without a parachute, and live to see what the future is like. another loophole around the timetravel limitation.
The Greater Leon
Smash Hero
no, guys, wait
what if, instead of a d!ck
you just had a crossbow
and you could whip it out on people
and POW right in their face!
what if, instead of a d!ck
you just had a crossbow
and you could whip it out on people
and POW right in their face!
Lovage
Smash Hero
what if you had sex
J.Shadows
Smash Champion
Controlling reality and time travel is stup!d! Y'all n!gg@s gotta get creative!
-Atlus
-Atlus
GSUB
Smash Lord
I ****ing LOVE facials!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Greater Leon
Smash Hero
virg virgil virgilijuice virgilijus virgilijustice
>summons
>virj 50 mana
>cast
>summons
>virj 50 mana
>cast
Zoap
Smash Master
Beast Boy's power is what I'd choose. Coincidentally it is close to having the Animorph Power - the stupidty of having to touch the actual animal. So yea being able to change into any animal would be awesome.
or being a Werewolf(Super Strength, Immortality, etc etc).
or being a Werewolf(Super Strength, Immortality, etc etc).
stabbedbyanipple
Smash Master
virg virgil virgilijuice virgilijus virgilijustice
money match
melee
money match
melee
The Greater Leon
Smash Hero
Time manipulation (NOT time travel). I'd never be late, wouldn't have to worry about tech skill problems, and could do matrix level fight sequences. I'd gladly be called unoriginal if I could wield powers of that magnitude.
Second choice would be the ability to manipulate gravitational pull. THE POSSIBILITIES
poorjoke
Second choice would be the ability to manipulate gravitational pull. THE POSSIBILITIES
The Greater Leon
Smash Hero
ok new power
i would be geodude
I'd gladly be called unoriginal if I could wield powers of that magnitude. poorjoke
i would be geodude
I'd gladly be called unoriginal if I could wield powers of that magnitude. poorjoke
joeplicate
Smash Master
xray vision!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10 times better than mine
The Greater Leon
Smash Hero
im glad you dig my style
joeplicate
Smash Master
i think having a ballin' immune system would be really cool
like you contract the plague, shrug it off, don't have to worry about it for the rest of your life. get aids, don't care, man through it, take STDS like a champ, explode crabs off of your body through sheer power of will, the whole shebang
you would have a PerfectBody
like you contract the plague, shrug it off, don't have to worry about it for the rest of your life. get aids, don't care, man through it, take STDS like a champ, explode crabs off of your body through sheer power of will, the whole shebang
you would have a PerfectBody
embracethe12
Smash Lord
really buff i think would end up being a hassle. When i think of REALLY buff i think of the kind of guys that can't put their elbows together, scratch their back, or have trouble sitting in chairs.
so either great singer or great dancer cause they're uses are very situational and it's a nice subtle characteristic to have.
i had a better arguement but i have to go to class
edit:
i read this when i got home and i realized i have the worse grammar ever. just read it. lol
so either great singer or great dancer cause they're uses are very situational and it's a nice subtle characteristic to have.
i had a better arguement but i have to go to class
edit:
i read this when i got home and i realized i have the worse grammar ever. just read it. lol
joeplicate
Smash Master
good singer for sure
i could work at getting swoll, but i would just like to be magically good at singing without practicing
i could work at getting swoll, but i would just like to be magically good at singing without practicing
pockyD
Smash Legend
i think being a good dancer would be awesome
though really it's more about the confidence that being a good dancer gives you rather than the dancing ability itself
bad singing is a lot more fun than good singing, and like has been pointed out, you can get to your own desired level of buffness on your own (and plus that's a 'fun' process in itself)
though really it's more about the confidence that being a good dancer gives you rather than the dancing ability itself
bad singing is a lot more fun than good singing, and like has been pointed out, you can get to your own desired level of buffness on your own (and plus that's a 'fun' process in itself)
The Greater Leon
Smash Hero
i would be buff because im scrawny
Atlus8
Smash Master
Dancing for sure!
Adam M!
Smash Lord
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dancing or singing is a really tough decision (being buff is the obvious loser since it's something you can do on your own through far less taxing means)
i was daydreaming last week for a few days about how awesome it would be to be good at singing. i would sing ALL the time, not only because i sing all the time nowadays, but because i could be singing while walking to the store or something and instead of people looking at me weird, they would instead throw money at me if i jsut carried a bucket over my head.
plus singers get ***** (c) eddie murphy
dancing is amazing in its own right though because it implies you're in great shape. that said, its uses are much more situational, although in those situations you become the star.
in the end, though, singing is too versatile.
joeplicate
Smash Master
new question:
what length?
I think 8" is optimum
what length?
I think 8" is optimum
Lovage
Smash Hero
20" of terror
joeplicate
Smash Master
new question, not hypothetical
right or left
right or left
joeplicate
Smash Master
left .
pockyD
Smash Legend
this thread has gone super duper downhill in the last 5 posts
good job joe
good job joe
joeplicate
Smash Master
i do what i can
The Greater Leon
Smash Hero
its always left
joeplicate
Smash Master
^this guy knows what's up
embracethe12
Smash Lord
it's come to my attention that virgiligus is always right
case closed
case closed
GSUB
Smash Lord
For confidence?
Or for her?
Big difference. Big does not always correlate to good.
8" CAN be too much, but I agree. At MOST it will be a just a BIT too much, if so, she can suck it up and be a trooper.
And everyone would probably just say what they have, and say that THAT is THE best possible length...
The Greater Leon
Smash Hero
i asked some guys at work left or right
they guessed right
they didnt understand
they guessed right
they didnt understand