The Hypothetical Thread (which is the power that rules all?)

[rudeezy]

if you needed a place to keep you safe from zombies, i'd say Bass Pro Shop

 

[LooksLikePit]

I too reject the notion of fast moving zombies, but then again I don't make the rules.

Place: Montclair Mall

Weapons: Shotgun, M1 Garand, Desert Eagle

Allies: Neighborhood P; Fly Amanita

We would take beds from the stores that sell them and bring them upstairs so we can sleep comfortably, and get supplies from stores throughout the mall. We could get food from the restaurants in the mall and also just camp on the top floor during the night and block off the escalators so the zombies can't reach us. We would take turns guarding the others during the night so we're safe too.

 

[jopez4u]

where will you go and what would you do when you run outta supplies? (i.e. food, water, ammo, etc.)

 

[Atlus8]

Allies: Neighborhood P; Fly Amanita

A black man on the team = fail

Edit - Going to a mall would be an easy solution since it covers supplies, but I'm sure there are going to be hundreds of other people that are thinking the same thing! One of them is bound to f**k up and everyone in the mall is screwed! Mall = fail

 

[SuperRad]

What?
You have a black man on the team because he's guaranteed to die first.

 

[Atlus8]

We're not trying to die, we're trying to survive! Losing someone hurts the team!

 

[JTB]

What?
You have a black man on the team because he's guaranteed to die first.

You obviously never saw Dawn of the Dead.

Best Location: Roof of a gun shop with a 7-Eleven right next to it.

 

[LooksLikePit]

where will you go and what would you do when you run outta supplies? (i.e. food, water, ammo, etc.)

there would be enough supplies in a mall to last 3 people 2 months

 

[Atlus8]

Mall is stup!d

Best thing would be going to an island and packing supplies, but you're gonna need time for that!

 

[GSUB]

Hmm, I like the idea of CostCo due to the supplies and food they have.
And if zombies find a way through the defenses, you can do that thing from "Employee of the Month" with Dane Cook where they made secret rooms high up within the aisles by hollowing out where stocked items would be.

 

[Atlus8]

That would be a neat hiding place! Coming in and out of there for supplies would be tricky though!

 

[jopez4u]

that is clever as a hiding spot, the aisles is clever, what would you do if you're looking for weapons and who'd you be with

 

[Lovage]

well hopefully you'd make your spot above the aisles packed with raviolli and bottled water or something.

in choosing a location are we assuming these zombies follow the dawn of the dead/shaun of the dead convention of going back to places they were used to visiting? isn't that why the mall is the worst idea, and your home an amazing one?!?!?!

 

[Atlus8]

Yeah! I'd rather be in a place where I'm familiar with, home would be the best choice!

Mall is good but I think it's such a huge risk! I like the supplies part, but it's hardly worth it when you have to brake in (if we're talking about the apocalypse happening at night) and there are thousands of other people who are fighting for the same s#!+ you are!

 

[bbb]

the only problem with me home is that there are two giant windows on either side so they could potentially break through them, although I could just stay in my room I gus

 

[SuperRad]

My current house is actually a pretty good place to fight the zombies in. I'd probably want to reinforce the garage door, but even then the zombies would have to make it in and go up the stairs to the third floor and then get through a metal gate on our door. We'd have to secure our back deck in case the zombies broke in the lower levels and managed to get to the backyard. They could climb up the fire escape and come in through pocky's room.

Assuming the building remains secure we also have roof access so we can check the conditions in our neighborhood.

I think we could probably ration the food in our fridge/freezer pantry to make us live three months if we needed to. With a good supply of filtered water we can be sure that unless water lines are destroyed.

 

[bbb]

I'm not sure why water lines would be destroyed but I guess it's possible

 

[MarthPwnzer-]

Unless the zombies were a biological infection, then public water line could be contaminated

 

[The Greater Leon]

id go to a store in los angeles because there are BIG GATES and BARS on the doors and windows

 

[Zoap]

middle of a lake on a boat with a fishing pole, rifle with ammo and a portable grill. I eat fish and drink the fresh water, while the lake being 30 ft deep beneath my boat keeps me safe from zombies. unless of course they can swim then I guess it sucks as a solution.

Also since when have Werewolves not been immortal? I think that's how it was in Underworld.

I personally would rather be a werewolf.

 

[Atlus8]

middle of a lake on a boat with a fishing pole, rifle with ammo and a portable grill. I eat fish and drink the fresh water, while the lake being 30 ft deep beneath my boat keeps me safe from zombies. unless of course they can swim then I guess it sucks as a solution.

The rotten carcass of zombies would contaminate the lake!

 

[The Greater Leon]

can zombies survive in somewhere icy?

like alaska or the antarctic

 

[jopez4u]

i think that they'd only be functional for a couple of hours b/c frost is a great use to slow em down, and if the system gets frozen, zombies can't react.

i'd say people who lived in snowy regions that have country like areas would have a great advantage.

unoccupied warehouses have a good advantages, usually one staircase that is destructible so zombies wouldn't get up and reach you, but one problem would be rationing supplies and such, but you might find something useful in an abandoned warehouse.

edit - since i'm starting school, i might not be able to find time to post, but when i do post new questions, it'll be in a 3-5 day interval... sorry everyone

 

[joeplicate]

if there was a zombie outbreak
i'd get hella swoll

 

[The Greater Leon]

jaedong would kick bill gates's *** in a computer battle

 

[bbb]

iggy pop, david bowie, jack nicholson, stephen colbert, conan obrien, jack black and mike judge


why these celebrities?

idk

 

[embracethe12]

oh me personally?

 

[The Greater Leon]

vampires dawg

 

[jopez4u]

so if you had to pick a super power, what would it be? (time travel is excluded)

 

[NyTeStRiDeR]

so if you had to pick a super power, what would it be? (time travel is excluded)

Simple, Power to control reality

 

[The Greater Leon]

why is time travel excluded?

thats the only one i ever pick

 

[Atlus8]

Time travel was my first pick too! My power would be to aborb other powers!

 

[Noble-]

Time travel was my first pick too! My power would be to aborb other powers!

**** YOU!

That's my power!

 

[Cheeri-Oats]

I think being a little bit more limiting of the super powers would be appropriate considering control reality and stealing other peoples powers are legit super powers in superhero fiction (I'm looking at you, Holy Bible)

 

[GSUB]

Why would you pick absorb others powers???

Who the hell has super powers!!?!? Only you would, considering you were granted one...
you wouldn't be absorbing anyone's powers anytime soon... or ever.

I would choose the power to conjure items at will...
Invisibility potion, appear dawg!

 

[The Greater Leon]

control time is so broken

even in real life

stop time

cheat on the test

 

[J.Shadows]

Hmmmm! I'm gonna go with teleportation . . . yeah . . . teleportation! Play some Melee with them aliens all day!

-Atlus

 

[HyugaRicdeau]

Teleportation. I was going to pick flying until I realized that teleportation would include flying. Time travel is broken and should be banned.

 

[The Greater Leon]

noobs always pick flying

and time travel is not banned

 

[embracethe12]

a crossbow d!ck

it's a power in itself