The guide to becoming ruler of the world.

[Rychu]

41...please for the love of god dont drop the soap!!!!!!

 

[StinkomanFan]

42. Promote fitness so people think you are a good guy.

 

[Wretched]

43. Secretly feed people energy bars to make them fat

 

[UberMario]

44. Secretly don't eat your own energy bars.

 

[Rychu]

45: Eat the Energy bars

 

[smashfan666]

46. obey wario, DESTROY MARIO!

 

[DoryuuzuIsNotBroken]

47. Declare that your Power Level is over 9000!!!

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

48. Defeat Ridley

 

[KrazyGlue]

49. ****in' rulers of the world, how do they work?

 

[UberMario]

50. Don't question your own motives unless someone else does.

 

[RetroAntonio]

51: Have an evil laugh.

 

[Dragoon Fighter]

51: Have an evil laugh.

52) Trade mark it. Sue other villains that use it to get some money.

 

[RetroAntonio]

53. Use the money to buy a large talking tree that sings when you pee on it.

 

[UberMario]

54. Throw the pee'd on tree at a house you don't like, bonus points if it causes nonsensical, spontaneous explosions.

 

[joshthelegodude]

55. Become a Mr. Saturn and be more nonsensical than nonsensicalness

 

[Tacel]

56. Use proper punctuation,

 

[smashfan666]

57. harness the power of internet memes.

 

[KrazyGlue]

58. Don't spend like an hour killing your adversary. The chance of something bad happening to you during this period increases exponentially as you wait. So instead of giving a dramtic speech, just kill 'em.

 

[Segtendo]

59. Grow a beard.

 

[satowolf]

60. Winning The Game

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

61. Winning the extra quest

 

[Terywj [태리]]

62. Rage at how the princess is in yet another castle.

 

[Mr.Freeman]

63. Have your cake and eat it too.

 

[UberMario]

64. If the person that made it didn't see you eat the whole thing, tell them that it was stolen and that they should make another.

 

[Terywj [태리]]

65. Then subsequently eat the new cake.

 

[satowolf]

66. After that, claim that the Cake is a lie.

 

[Rychu]

67: Make a Cake that IS a lie (a pie)

 

[Fried Ice Cream]

68: Never tell lies about pie.

 

[Jonkku]

69: 69

 

[satowolf]

70: Make sure everything rhymed from rules 67-69

 

[UberMario]

71: Land a deal on 16th century wine.

 

[mars16]

72. Commet a crime, kill some one for a butter finger a 3rd time

 

[arch knight]

73. Develop the power to have an epic Guitar Rift play when you put on a pair of shades.


-kudos if anyone catches that reference -

 

[RetroAntonio]

74. Play trololo to the world.

 

[UberMario]

75. Make a music video mashup involving Trololo, Rick Astley, and badgers.

 

[Link2thelost90]

76. Give Luigi that Lotsa Spaghetti.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

77. Find out HOW A MEATBALL FEELS

 

[Link2thelost90]

78. look at 77 and think of a innuendo.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

79. Put "an" instead of an "a" before a word beginning with a vowel.

Spoiler

No I'm not a grammar nazi, just need an excuse to post.

 

[Link2thelost90]

80. Help at a senior's home.