The guide to becoming ruler of the world.

[Kantrip]

121. Become a Cucco.

 

[Link2thelost90]

122. Become king of the Cuccos, only to transform back to normal causing the Cuccos to reject you as their king and send a angry mob to chase you out of their turf.

 

[Scinn]

123. Use link as a distraction to get away from cuccos.

 

[Kantrip]

124. Steal his rupees while he's distracted distracting.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

125. Steal a bomb bag from an old lady, and then dance around.

 

[Link2thelost90]

126. Breaks other people's pots for ruppees.

 

[Scinn]

127. Don't pay the annoying girl who wants you to pay because you broke her pot. Instead, steal her ruppees.

 

[jungle man]

128. Get sued in court for destruction of property and theft by the annoying girl.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

129. Punch the court judge

 

[Scinn]

130. Proceed to say "f**k your court"

 

[BluePSI]

131. Then yell our "Screw the rules, I have money!" and move to Canada.

 

[Scinn]

132. Find a girl with a sexy British/Austrian accent.

 

[BluePSI]

133. Be British.

 

[Scinn]

134. Realize you are probably not British, cry about it. Then act like you are British anyway.

 

[BluePSI]

135. Make Tea.

 

[Scinn]

136. Teach a lama to drive.

 

[Link2thelost90]

137. Do the Mario

 

[Le vieux lapin]

138. Spin a giant turtle monster around and then throw it into lava.

 

[Link2thelost90]

139. Read "How to Train Your Dragon for Dummies".

 

[Scinn]

140. Defeat mcjames.

 

[alex6309]

141. Come On and Show Me Ya Moves

 

[megaminerzero]

142. Gain over 9,000 pounds.

 

[Loxo]

143. Play Luigi's Mansion over 9999 times.

 

[Link2thelost90]

144. Learn to play the banjo.

 

[Le vieux lapin]

145. Defeat Kaiba at chess... in one turn.

 

[Link2thelost90]

146. Have more money than Maximillion Pegasus

 

[UberMario]

147. Free Marty the green thwomp and still place 1st.

 

[Kantrip]

148. Collect all 40 DK coins in under an hour with only one life

 

[Link2thelost90]

149. Buy 999 revives and full restores.

 

[Kantrip]

150. Make dinner

 

[Link2thelost90]

151. Catch all 1st gen pokemon...then find out that theres 99999999999 more that you haven't caught yet.

 

[Orboknown]

152-learn how to play guitar with your toes.

 

[Link2thelost90]

153. Play the flute with your nose and the tuba with your mouth while you play the guitar with your toes for profit.

 

[Scinn]

154. teach wailord fly and a chikorita flamthrower.

 

[Orboknown]

155-teach link to talk
get the triforce

 

[Link2thelost90]

156. Transform into a giant pig.

 

[Scinn]

157. Learn gun kata.

 

[Link2thelost90]

158. Take a dip in a pool of acid.

 

[KatCrane]

159. Never rant on and on allowing time for victum to escape

 

[Le vieux lapin]

160: Ransom the world for one million dollars... huh wait.... sorry I meant to say...



One Hundred Billion Dollars!!!