Social The Ganonic Grimoire - Kongregation of Kings

[Theosmeo]

Ya was it janky back in 09'
When i uaired u like 3 times
It was smoother than these rhymes

Yo yo

Back in 09'

Yo yo

Uaired 3 times

Yo yo

And ur salty now ya thats true
And like jman ur a fat dude
Poor as hell boy u eat rat soup
And i dedicate these rhymes to my favourite up n comer Swoops

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLoDaQOfktc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FODTJjiDtK0
I´ve created a beat for your rapping talent Kosk, combine them for the ultimate effect.

 

[_Magus_]

As I scrolled down the thread, my phone caught on fire. Thanks Kosk

 

[Swoops]

Yea it was janky back in 09', and it looks like you still got the same buster rhymes.
See you uaired me 3 times you uaired me dead, but that was 09' boy that was then

You best be careful Kosk I'm out of my cage
You got the ditto but I'm the one gettin paid
I lack the flow but I got the syllables
You got the reads but you STILL unoriginal

A straight broke individual, wifi only
Chilling in his Mom's house, leaving me lonely
But that's okay Koskinator , I see you scared.

Don't bother teching...because you just got DAIRED

 

[MezzoMe]

That reminds me of a song rapresenting prepotence and Ganon, the subject there was Filippo Argenti:

Poet you show the disdain
To Filippo Argenti
But everyone consacrates this land
To Filippo Argenti
Your triplets are wastepaper
My cinquains
On your face leave the mark

 

[Koskinator]

Swoops
Boy



Dont make me try you dont wanna be seein the beast
Picture ganon suited up like hes the chief of police
Swoops you a moblin in its bed bout to be peein his sheets
Im a general beggin for war while you pleadin for peace

You just a puppy tryin to bite the hand that feeds you
Your entire playstyle, you learned that from me swoops
And you lack my respect, gotta earn that from me swoops
Now go practice more boy before your name becomes "Free Swoops"

 

[Swoops]

Kosk you got so many words, you definitely a lyricist
But your Ganon aint ****, you best start fearin this
Style that's silky smooth, tech from the heavens
I got all the moves, and you don't have the weapons

See you say I got your style and you must be joking
Better talk to yo mama, ask her what she was smoking

You don't know me Koskinator but I know you
I'll put money down I body you round 2.

<3

 

[jmanup85]

I'll have to send these rhymes on over to Dr Dre and see what we can do.

Also Swoops Ggs man. I guess I just really suck at the ditto. And I keep telling Koskinator that I'm not fat. Just ask your mommy Koski, she can verify

 

[_Magus_]

I love how our social goes from competitive discussion to the greatest rap battle of all time in 0.5 seconds. Only in this community lol

 

[Koskinator]

Your rhymes are loose n sloppy homie ya need to make em better
speakin of loose and sloppy this guy looks like caitlyn jenner
even got the matchin p*ssy, looks n smells like melted cheddar

i aint need no weapons to beat you son
ill come unarmed, you should bring 2 guns
35 knives and dynamite, like 2 tonnes
wont feel a thing like stephen hawkings 2 thumbs

now call me uncle scar cuz i suggest you run away
and never return simba or ill make you my prey
but before you go this is the last thing ill say


dont make me go and upload the 3 stock replay

 

[jmanup85]

cold blooded

 

[Swoops]

Yea you got cute bars, like a first grade thesaurus.
But my ****s from mars and I got so much more than this

More than that, you don't want me better yet
You'll be crushed, with your b*tch *ss two-cent references
I'll come at you with my d*ck blacker than Thomas Jefferson
I'm irreverent
We'll settle this - oh wait

You'll never show that ugly face at a real tournament

 

[Koskinator]

Wuzzat like 20-2 for me there swoopzy? Practice up young one you aint ready for papa kosk

 

[Swoops]

Lol, super salty, more like 10-3. You're good at the wifi Ganon ditto, its a completely different game than actual Smash. Where I can't reaction air dodge a super obvious Wizkick from the stage or even the follow up fair that doesn't combo. I clearly have much to learn in the art of wifi Ganon -____-

 

[Koskinator]

Mmm no stop the salt too much it makes my tongue shrivel

 

[adom4]

Lol, super salty, more like 10-3. You're good at the wifi Ganon ditto, its a completely different game than actual Smash. Where I can't reaction air dodge a super obvious Wizkick from the stage or even the follow up fair that doesn't combo. I clearly have much to learn in the art of wifi Ganon -____-

Canadian internet is OP.

 

[Opana]

I'll be on stream at http://www.twitch.tv/ssj2_gohan_ this Wednesday. IQHQ Gohan will be streaming the event for us so I'm assuming he's participating too, wish me luck.

 

[Ray_Kalm]

http://www.twitch.tv/lanwarx

Twitch.tv/Evenmatchupgaming

Big tourny.

 

[Scarlet Jile]

Jesus Christ, this thread

 

[Bloodynite]

What the hell did i walk into

 

[_Magus_]

Here we, here we, here we go!

So he's finally back

Performing for you

If you know the words, you can join in too!

Put your hands together

If you wanna clap

As we take you through

This Ganon Rap

Uh!

J.K.! Janky Kosk!

J.K.! Janky Kosk is here!

 

[Koskinator]

...reported

 

[_Magus_]

...reported

Nothing personal, your name just fit a lot better than Swoops' XD

Lowkey this thread should just be renamed "Epic Ganon Rap Battles of History"

 

[Opana]

nothing personnel kid

 

[adom4]

nothing personnel kid

That's my line you thief

 

[Opana]

That's my line you thief

nothing personnel kid

 

[Blobface]

nothing personnel kid

Spoiler

 

[_Magus_]

I love this community.

 

[Theosmeo]

Spoiler

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[Bloodynite]

Ow the eevilge?

There are some meds and herbs that help with constipation. You should probably check them out.

 

[_Magus_]

Ow the eevilge?

There are some meds and herbs that help with constipation. You should probably check them out.

Theosmeo you should listen to him. There's nary a more experienced constipation expert in all the land.

 

[_Magus_]

I wonder what our Canadian brothers are doing today...

 

[Bloodynite]

Theosmeo you should listen to him. There's nary a more experienced constipation expert in all the land.

While that may be true you just don't go around spreading that kind of information man.

 

[_Magus_]

While that may be true you just don't go around spreading that kind of information man.

Why not? Surely a doctor such as yourself would want to build his practice. You'll be rolling in it before long with your insight and experience.

 

[Vermanubis]

I think we're all rapidly approaching the point where we need to be put out of our misery. Which is highly awkward, considering that murder would now be merciful.

...

I'll let you all live until that changes.

 

[Bloodynite]

Dammit man I'm an engineer not a doctor

 

[_Magus_]

I think we're all rapidly approaching the point where we need to be put out of our misery. Which is highly awkward, considering that murder would now be merciful.

...

I'll let you all live until that changes.

As in murdering this wonderful thread??

 

[Ray_Kalm]

I've been playing very sloppy latey, getting good-but below usual results. This is mainly because I don't get any time to train and practice. I want to apologize.

But don't worry, I'm going to work around this and bring Ganon out there again.

 

[_Magus_]

I've been playing very sloppy latey, getting good-but below usual results. This is mainly because I don't get any time to train and practice. I want to apologize.

But don't worry, I'm going to work around this and bring Ganon out there again.

Don't sweat it man. You've always done this community proud. Go get 'em, Kalm!

 

[WwwWario]

So I was watching aliigleed's montage, and seeing Ganon actually spike an opponent with the normal Down B was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. It can't be easy to pull off, but does anyone know if this might be something we can set up?

I just started to love Ganon even more. Something I didn't think was possible

 

[_Magus_]

So I was watching aliigleed's montage, and seeing Ganon actually spike an opponent with the normal Down B was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. It can't be easy to pull off, but does anyone know if this might be something we can set up?

I just started to love Ganon even more. Something I didn't think was possible

There are a few setups that more talented Ganons than I know how to pull off. You can always just hover near the ledge and down b into the edge of the stage. If they hover near the ledge without grabbing it or they love to ledge drop > double jump getup, this works pretty well.

You can also always just jump out at them as they're recovering and go for all the marbles. It feels amazing to land.