The Falcon Superlatives Thread! (back to actual superlatives!)

[Roager]

I'll check this probably at least once a day, and update this post to show your votes. As is the case with the other thread, you may NOT give yourself an award. So, yeah, just post what the award is, and who should get it. If it's not flametastically degrading or ****ed up, I'll put it here.

All parenthetical comments are mine.

ToKneeOrNotToKnee
Most Knowledgeable (legit)
Most Dedicated (3) (he made our (imo) best guide, after all)
Most Siggable
The Falcon that can!
Best Skater (Cowabunga?)
Most Distracting (read the thread to find out why!)
Spamtastic (also has incredible faith in Vegeta's mustache... I do not understand it)
Most Threads (2) (sheer fact)
European... Cuz it matters...
Secretly a god (we think)

Roager (hey, that's me!)
Most likely to secretly be a Ninja Turtle (2) (I don't know why it started, but I'm embracing it, hence the avatar)
Clearly totally awesome for making this thread (3) (Thanks, guys)
Most Knowledgeable (surprisingly not added by me)
No Tourneys (****ing Idaho...)
The Falcon that Thinks
Most Awesum (sic)

NoodleHead
Most Knowledgeable (2) (also legit)
Most Underrated.

DarxMarth23
Best, and likely only, one-handed Falcon (congrats, man) (I have learned that this is also an OFFhand Falcon (He's left handed, so he plays with his right hand) very cool.)
Most Friendly
Most Colorful (2)(Colorful like red, not colorful like "****!!!!")
Marth Board Representer (also started the idea for this thread)

Face124
Most Knowledgeable (he found the ****ing nudge combo)
Most "bam-here-i-am-now-act-like-i-was-here-the-whole-time" poster. (or was I the only one who noticed that?)
European (this is very imporant, somehow)
Most Grammar-ful (I thought that was me, but whatever)
Has no touneys (I'm in Idaho, man. I know what it's like)

Charoo
Best Falcon (3)

Wogrim
Most Knowledgeable (at the very least, the most reasonable)
Most Helpful (Falcon Favor is win)
Most Serious

Ayaz18
Most Experienced
Most Looked up to
The "Representor"!
Most awesome analogies (just for that DBZ post)
Board Captain (i refuse to believe it. The boards are ruled by a parliament of Noodle, Ayaz, Face, ToKnee, Myself, and Wogrim.)
Tried to break my "no-self-nominations" rule

Lionman
The lone Euro-Falcon (has been disproven)
Most videos
No Tourneys
Changed his sig (I never liked the Norris Falcon one, so he gets an award)
Most underrated

Roderick
Also from Europe... (sorry, lion)

RJPunch
Most Pro at Falcon Boards (I don't understand what that means, but okay)
Best Poster (might be the same as above. I'm not sure)
Most Siggable
Most Rediculous (2)

Rebaz
Best Falcon (3)
Best Combo Video (2)

Player-3
Most Observant (he got that for giving Face the grammarful award)
Least known skilled Falcon (I don't know him)
Wii-less Wonder
GirlyMan (for being so manly)

YesISpeakChinese
Least Known (Except for that guy who didn't win an award. Who? I dunno.)

DoB04
Gets no love
Still Gets no love (take the hint, someone!)
Least Loved (It's not you, its us)
Lonely Warrior

Ally
Best Falcon (2)

Sesshomaronay(sp?)
Most Respecting (respectful?) Falcon

Hiza (do we know him?)
Underrated
Least known
t3h lurkz
Funniest Falcon

This thread
Most silly
Most awesome

The Falcon Boards
Awesome.

Captain Falcon Himself
Most manly (147) (I pre-emptively added all our upcoming agreements)

 

[Darxmarth23]

Sweet first post.

I nominate Knee and Face and noodlehead for the most knowledgeable Falcons.

 

[Roager]

ouch, darx. I thought we were friends. lol

 

[Darxmarth23]

ouch, darx. I thought we were friends. lol

YOu can get an award just for making this thread on short notice...

 

[Noodlehead]

hmmm,interesting



most dedicated
-tokneeornottoknee

best falcon eveer
-charoo

most knowledgable
-wogrim,roager,tenki

most experienced
-ayaz

only posters from europe
-lionman,face124,tokneeornottoknee


most pro at falcon boards
-RjPunch

edit:most colorful poster
-darxmarth23

 

[Face124]

Wow, please do tell where me and knee are from.

 

[Noodlehead]

Wow, please do tell where me and knee are from.

oops................................................lemme just uhhh............................

Spoiler

edit my post real fast so no one can see

 

[DoB04]

sob i get no love? lol jk nice thread.... lets see.... i nominate Rebaz for best falcon tied with champ imo....

 

[Darxmarth23]

Let pretend that didn't happen.

I type in a different font now.

Yay! i get something. I bet i could beat all of you in a one handed(non-dominant hand) match! Thanks for it all. I will gladly represent marth on the falcon boards. oh and i broke my left hand. Im left handed.

 

[Face124]

I also believe rabaz falcon Is a beast, and I've heard Ally's beat ayaz'.

Most looked up to: ayaz'
Most quotes in sig: knee
Best poster: rjpunch
Frendliest: darxmarth

 

[Roderick]

@Noodlehead
I am from europe too...

 

[Player-3]

face for most grammerful

knee for the falcon that can
also for Biggest Contributor

ayaz for representor!

roager for Thread maker

 

[Face124]

TUT!

I believe my sig is far more colorful than darxmarth's, thankyou very much

Knee most siggable? Surely that's rjpunch, that guy is win.

 

[DoB04]

also, wogrim for most helpful (falcon favor and all...)

 

[Face124]

face for most grammerful

DAM ****!NG RIGHT

Player-3 for most observant
Also for least known skilled Falcon main.

 

[Prez08]

Most Dedicated
ToKneeOrNotToKnee

 

[Face124]

Best combo vid: rebaz.

Best skater: knee

Manliest: falcon

 

[Ayaz18]

Rebaz and I are like Vegeta and Goku

he comes out of nowhere and is VERY impressive to everybody, I was here on the boards starting small and ending up being pretty good at using Falcon. Rebaz has unlocked potential that can wipe out most (if not) any Falcon main if unlocked, I myself have hit a rut that will take a bit of time to get out of, just as I have before. When we clash, our matches become the most epic thing people will ever witness but when we work as a team we seem un-stoppable (discussing Falcon techniques)...........and then theres Ally.......... who's Brolly and OWN's everybody

 

[Zeallyx]

wow I love this thread

and Champ for best falcon!

and thanks face, skateboarding is my life!

self promotion videos here: http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=racw1f1TlPs

http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=_iUILlnxdnU

 

[UzakiuzuG]

Lion Made the combo video "HARD NIPPLEZ"

 

[Noodlehead]

Lion Made the combo video "HARD NIPPLEZ"

that was blaze
lion made kneerimator

 

[Zeallyx]

Lion Made the combo video "HARD NIPPLEZ"

NO
That was BLAZE

EDIT:Dangit >.< Noodle was first

 

[UzakiuzuG]

N-no need to yell =,( Well, he put together a montage of the online people.

 

[Noodlehead]

the most falcon combo videos
-lionman

 

[Roager]

So, uh, are there any actual nominations there, or what? (besides noodle's)

 

[Zeallyx]

So, uh, are there any actual nominations there, or what? (besides noodle's)

Champ for best falcon

You (roager) are clearly a ninja turtle (secret ninja turtle)

Face for most reliable falcon and grammar king.

*cough*Sesshumoronay(sp?)*cough* most respecting falcon

Darxmarth for most colorfull (red) poster and marth boards representer

Noodlehead and Wogrim for most knowledgeable

thats all for now :D

 

[Roager]

How do you people know about my secret?

I thought I was doing a good job hiding it...

 

[Zeallyx]

How do you people know about my secret?

I thought I was doing a good job hiding it...

Maybe you should take of the bandana, and get out of your shell some more..

I dunno..might work

 

[Roager]

...That post was so awesome I'm going to change my avatar to a ninja turtle.

Seriously, I lol'd really hard. That might be from lack of sleep (4 all-nighters in a week will do that) but still.

 

[Zeallyx]

...That post was so awesome I'm going to change my avatar to a ninja turtle.

Seriously, I lol'd really hard. That might be from lack of sleep (4 all-nighters in a week will do that) but still.

lol glad I could deliver (meant in the most heterosexual way possible)

also, your new avatar is EPIC
I don't know why, but I always pictured you as the orange ninja turtle..and I'm not even kidding..

 

[Roager]

And deliver you did (also meant heterosexually)

More importantly, his name is Michelangelo, and because both him and me are totally awesome. In the youd-wanna-hang-out-with-that-guy way. Not in the you-admire-him-for-being-so-totally-badass-but-at-the-same-time-he-scares-you kind of way. That one's Raphael. And Ayaz.

EDIT: let's see some actual awards, guys. Ninja Turtle discussion can only last so long.

 

[SmashBrother2008]

Best quitter: G-regulate

j/k, guys. He's really awesome.

Falcon board captain: Ayaz18

 

[Zeallyx]

And deliver you did (also meant heterosexually)

More importantly, his name is Michelangelo, and because both him and me are totally awesome. In the youd-wanna-hang-out-with-that-guy way. Not in the you-admire-him-for-being-so-totally-badass-but-at-the-same-time-he-scares-you kind of way. That one's Raphael. And Ayaz.

EDIT: let's see some actual awards, guys. Ninja Turtle discussion can only last so long.

May I be donatello (the purple one) oh roager, lord of the turtles?

or don't you think purple suits me..?

= me?

 

[Roager]

I don't understand why you would want Don, hes primarily brains and inventions, I'd say thats Face, thanks to the nudge combo.

I say you're more Leo material. Fiercely dedicated.

Or, you know, whatever.

 

[Zeallyx]

I don't understand why you would want Don, hes primarily brains and inventions, I'd say thats Face, thanks to the nudge combo.

I say you're more Leo material. Fiercely dedicated.

Or, you know, whatever.

Alright I'll be leo, oh roager lord of the turtles.

also, I found a picture of all the falcon board members together:

THE FALCON BOARD: WE WEAR SHELLS TO LOOK TOUGH

Oh I love it here..
OH YOU GUYS!

*group hug!*

 

[Roager]

Dibs on being the blonde in the far right.

So, that means that picture is:

Ayaz, ToKnee, Face, Noodle, Wogrim, Me

Or if that doesnt work, since the blonde is Raph,

Wogrim, ToKnee, Face, Noodle, Me, Ayaz

or something. I dunno. I'm one of the two on the far right.

EDIT: okay, serioiusly, awards. Turtles, while epic, are not the purpose of this thread lol

 

[Zeallyx]

Dibs on being the blonde in the far right.

So, that means that picture is:

Ayaz, ToKnee, Face, Noodle, Wogrim, Me

Or if that doesnt work, since the blonde is Raph,

Wogrim, ToKnee, Face, Noodle, Me, Ayaz

or something. I dunno. I'm one of the two on the far right.

I wanna be the first dude from the left (the third person from the left)
He looks like he means it.

also lol at the girl who is supposed to resemble wogrim
oh good times..

So the people in the picture resemble (from left to right):
Wogrim
Face
Me
Noodle
Ayaz
Roager

 

[Roager]

Dammit, ToKnee, I want awards to happen again, but at the same time, this is too awesome to stop. You get the award for Most Distracting.

 

[Zeallyx]

Dammit, ToKnee, I want awards to happen again, but at the same time, this is too awesome to stop. You get the award for Most Distracting.

sorry XD
I'll start the awards again:

Wogrim gets the award for beeing the one the far left on the picture of the falcon turtles
Face gets the award for beeing the second one from the left on the picture of the falcon turtles

*cough*somebody hand me this award plz*cough*
Noodle gets the award for beeing the third one from the right on the picture of the falcon turtles

Ayaz gets the award for beeing the second one from the righton the picture of the falcon turtles

And roager gets the award for beeing the first one from the right on the picture of the falcon turtles

Nah, in all seriousness, Roager, you get an award from me, too, for making this topic

and Wogrim gets the award for beeing the most serious falcon

NINJA TURTLES
*runs*

 

[Roager]

And this is why the Falcon Boards are win.

EDIT: That's a pretty cool 400th post.