The Falcon Social

[King Omega]

But Knee, dash attack is a punisher, why would you use it if the opponent can react ?
(inb4 that's true for Falcon's whole moveset)

That's true for Falcon's whole moveset.

 

[Lionman]

fail .

If you learn to use the falcon punch you cant get punished!

but you wont hit anything

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

If you learn to use the falcon punch you cant get punished!

but you wont hit anything

Untrue, since Captian Falcon always has to hit something with his Falcon Punch.

Maybe he hits the air?

 

[Yung Mei]

Captain falcon is so manly, he can hit nothing, and nothing will implode from the manliness

 

[Darxmarth23]

if you end up punching the air
you'll look like a ******
and then you'll get punished
and look even more like a ******

 

[Player-3]

Idk darx

Mk is full of hot air

 

[†Slader7†]

if you end up punching the air
you'll look like a ******
and then you'll get punished
and look even more like a ******

but if you hit something, you suddenly turn into god and greatness

 

[BigLord]

That's why I like using random falcon punches lol. But I usually get punished afterwards.

When I DO hit, though, I feel like a god on Earth.

 

[wowoduend]

Falcon punch is nothing but trying to be flashy or awesome. But if you really got a hit with it, then you are manly.

 

[BigLord]

I once hit a Zelda out of her upB (she basically teleported to the Falcon Punch).

Felt good man.

 

[Yung Mei]

I once hit a Zelda out of her upB (she basically teleported to the Falcon Punch).

Felt good man.

ive done that too. high five were both awesome

 

[Darxmarth23]

Idk darx

Mk is full of hot air

true.
but i sorta main him now

oops
i shouldn't have said that here

but if you hit something, you suddenly turn into god and greatness

but if you don't you turn into a god of *******

 

[†Slader7†]

true.
but if you don't you turn into a god of *******

a god is still a god

remember, 1 Falcon Punch = 1 stock, hit or miss
it can go both ways

 

[Yung Mei]

a god is still a god

remember, 1 Falcon Punch = 1 stock, hit or miss
it can go both ways

that and youre just as cool as Isai - remember he taunts and paunches :D

Only one i remember is against SS though

 

[Darxmarth23]

remember, 1 Falcon Punch = 1 stock, hit or miss
it can go both ways

there is some truth to that

that grants falcon a considerable amount of power

its just most likely, he is gonna get punished

 

[BigLord]

The only occasion when a Falcon punch is OBLIGATORY is when you break your opponent's shield.

I suppose everyone agrees?

 

[Lionman]

The only occasion when a Falcon punch is OBLIGATORY is when you break your opponent's shield.

I suppose everyone agrees?

You forget the Dtaunt

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

I failed as a Falcon today .

I tried to Falcon Punch a Sonic, and I missed. I made him trip with the move though, which is kinda weird.

 

[BigLord]

^What is this I don't even

 

[Yung Mei]

I failed as a Falcon today .

I tried to Falcon Punch a Sonic, and I missed. I made him trip with the move though, which is kinda weird.

the fact that it was SONIC of all characters makes the fail even worse.

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

I was too slow .

 

[Yung Mei]

oh gawd i hate that taunt so **** much

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

It tears into your soul when you hear it whenever you lose a match.

Too easy! Piece of cake!

 

[Yung Mei]

at least sonic doesnt have 3 annoying taunts. Imagine sonic saying "DER DER YOUR TOO SLOW, HURR DURR THE FITE IS ON, and DERP DErP YOURE NOT READY YET"

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

Kirby's "HIII!" isn't as annoying, I see.

I always hated Sonic. I mean, I'm happy that Nintendo added him to the roster after so many fan boys begged, but...the voice...ugh -_-.

 

[Yung Mei]

Kirby's "HIII!" isn't as annoying, I see.

I always hated Sonic. I mean, I'm happy that Nintendo added him to the roster after so many fan boys begged, but...the voice...ugh -_-.

gah, pits voice is more annoying though :D
now imagine Sonic with Pits voice with those three taunts

 

[BigLord]

Now imagine if you actually had to listen to the "YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!!"

 

[Yung Mei]

Now imagine if you actually had to listen to the "YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!!!!"

oh good lord, id quit brawl altogether lol

 

[BigLord]

I actually would use Pit just because of that, pissing off your opponent is a good way to win.

Show me your moves!

 

[Yung Mei]

if you spam Show Me Your Moves in an MM, youre cool and more manly than youre opponent

 

[BigLord]

I do it for teh lulz

 

[Yung Mei]

i spammed Show me your moves on wifi


oddly enough, there was a sonic player who didnt know what a taunt match was. Every one else changed to falcon and the taunt match was on, and the Sonic player was the only one attacking. eventually, we all ganged up on him lol

 

[Scarlet Jile]

Keep rocking out, Falcon Cowboys. B)

 

[Yung Mei]

i saw that the other day, i couldnt stop lol'ing


that reminds me, today in school, our english teacher was telling us about Archetypes or characters in plays and whatnot.

So she tells us about the Athletic figure whos strong, and willing to try and take down any challenges, and says "can you guys think of any people who can be categorized as Athletic?"

without thinking im like "Captain Falcon!"

5 people knew who i was talking about and the whole room was freaking out, it was great

 

[BigLord]

Captain Falcon in a lyrical play? Wow, the possibilities of THAT...

 

[Yung Mei]

Captain Falcon in a lyrical play? Wow, the possibilities of THAT...

i dunno, we read Cyrano De Bergerac last semester, and one of the Final's options was to rewrite the ending of the play. One dude (wasnt me i swear lol) rewrote the play to include Link, Roy, and Captain Falcon in it

he got an A+ i think

 

[Arcade]

oh good lord, id quit brawl altogether lol

What's the matter, scared?

Pit's Japanese voice is even worse IMO. Imagine if both the English and Japanese voices played together every time. THAT would make me quit brawl.

 

[Ninja Kirby Nick!]

If only Kirby had the same voice he did in Melee. Then he could be just as annoying as well.

Because it sounds like his balls dropped in Brawl compared to Melee.

 

[Yung Mei]

i dunno, i think some of the *** voices are better. most of them anyways lol

 

[BigLord]

I think "hiiii" in Brawl is a lot less annoying than the "HIIIIIIIIIIII!" in Melee.

Which saddens me, actually.