BPC, just what sort of personal vendetta do you have against the very idea of God anyway?
Hey, how about you actually attack the point instead of insinuating that I have a personal vendetta against a ludicrous idea? If I was here for adhoms, I'd go back to The Escapist. Their forums aren't dead.
Seriously though, what's wrong with this logic? When looking for an explanation for a given phenomenon, "some supernatural being breaking the laws of nature" should be the
last place we go to look.
Actually, I've heard claims of miracles performed by other Christians, but I haven't actually investigated to see which (if any) would hold up. For instance, Ray Comfort has claimed to have seen demonic possession (and driven them out), but somehow I doubt you'd take that as evidence.
I've heard tons of claims. What I have not seen is any evidence or substantiation. Faith healing that fails, demon possession that have been explained through other means, and claims of miraculous events without even the slightest shred of evidence... Again, we have this simple problem that, in an age where a large number of the people in the first world have a video camera built into a device that they
always have on their body, there is no evidence of anything even resembling a miracle. At least, no evidence that holds up to the slightest bit of scrutiny.
*sigh*. How many times have I answered the insanity complaint? Let's go over the reasons why this comparison is stupid one more time.
1. Being a martyr simply means that the person in question believes their story to be true. Martyrs today (say, the Muslim suicide bombers from 9/11) weren't actually there to see the supposedly miraculous events happen. The disciples were there, and were more or less the leaders of the Christian faith. Whatever happened, they would indeed know about it.
2. The theory you're proposing, is that a dozen crazies somehow managed to agree on a theology, as well as the major details of what Jesus did 30 years after the fact, and convince thousands of other people to the point of martyrdom, all against the complete opposition of both the local Jewish leaders, and the Roman government.
You know what? It's
still both more realistic and more feasible than "A person existed who walked on water, turned water into wine, brought a person back to life,
and rose from the dead". I don't understand why this is so hard for you to grasp. I reject the idea that the disciples were telling the truth, and I think there's a lot more to consider in here then you are bringing up.
Let's deal with these one at a time.
1. An "extreme vested interest"? When people are being burned alive for being called Christians, the vested interest of staying alive tends to trump everything else. The disciples lost just about everything, there was no power or money involved in being a Christian.
I'm not talking about the immediate time after the death of Jesus. I'm talking about a few hundred years later. You know, back when they
voted on the contents of the new testament? Not to mention explicitly left out the gospels written that presented Jesus as less than the son of god?
2. "Contain things which are absolutely ludicrous" - aka: "Because they contain miracles." So, what you're saying is that "Jesus never did miracles" is both a premise and conclusion here.
Do you disagree that it is absolutely ludicrous for a person to come back to life after being dead for an extended period of time? Calling it a "miracle" doesn't weaken the fact that what you are bringing up is less at home in a work of historical fiction and more at home in Aesop's Fables. The fact of the matter is, the new testament describes events which are absolutely preposterous, and were this any other historical text,
regardless of the circumstances of its creations, it would be dismissed out of hand due to the absolutely ludicrous nature of the claims therein.
My statement at this point is simple:
no amount of historical documents will convince me that something which flies in the face of everything that we have learned about reality using modern methods happened. Especially not when it's packed in the same book as a talking snake, dragons, unicorns, giants, and a perfect, omnibenevolent creator who kills almost everything on the planet because they weren't as pious as he wanted them to be.
I do not give a damn how unrealistic it is that the bible was not a historical document, that the authors were lying or not who they claimed to be, or that the authors were genuinely fooled by a cult leader. It's the option that doesn't involve completely overturning our current understanding of natural constants; the option that doesn't invoke the supernatural. And this is our sticking point: you seem far less willing than I am to reject claims that are patently impossible.
But hang on, it gets better! Not only are you willing to accept claims that are impossible, but you are willing to do so on the basis of
one book, whose source materials were written almost 2000 years ago, using as an excuse the idea that "they wouldn't be so stupid" when in fact the authorship and dating on the material in question is
highly suspect, and there are similar gospels from the same time period which don't seem to be quite as miraculous.
So, in short... I guess what I'm saying is, you seem to be almost disgustingly gullible. This **** belongs in the Brothers Grimm.
5. Regarding the last part of the paragraph, would you mind rewriting it if you want me to actually address it? You mangled the grammar so badly I'm not entirely sure what it is you're saying.
Your non-gospel sources are crap. That's the short version.
Ladies and gentlemen, here on display we have BPC's amazing debating skills! I'm sure all of you wish you could craft an argument as eloquent as this, something so completely impossible for the other side to answer that they just shake their head and move on. (Yes, I'm just a little annoyed by this point.)
What, you want me to link to Iron Chariots or Wikipedia as well? I figured I'd save myself the time, because from what I remember from your thread on the subject, all of your contemporary sources are bad, and have been taken to task as often as NephilimFree has.
Right. Someone please explain to me why there isn't massive variation in these collaborating sources, (as you'd hardly expect 30 different corrupt copyists to modify the same document in exactly the same way), and why the false gospels that were dismissed as lies (like the Gospel of Thomas), or the Jewish Talmud (calling Jesus demon possessed, and such) managed to survive.
I retract this claim; I don't have the evidence to back it up the way I thought I did. My own sources are little shakier on that than I thought. However, I don't regret saying it, as...
Also, does this mean I get to assume every fossil of a transitional form is a forgery until proven otherwise? After all, it probably passed through the hands of an atheist scientist at some point, and even if it didn't, the original finder might have doctored it so they'd get good money for the fossil, and perhaps even appear on TV. (Not a serious claim, but I think you get my point.)
Do I even have to respond to this? Is there
anyone here who doesn't see how stupid this comparison is? Like, for starters, that we could easily reconstruct a few steps back into the tree of life with genetics alone? Or that there is
massive corroborative evidence across fields as diverse as paleontology, virology, and geology? Or that evolution doesn't violate any part of our understanding of the laws of nature?
Yep. You could raise this objection against almost any religion, really.
I would like to point out that many of science's claims have initially sounded just as implausible before being verified.
Class, would anyone like to point out the crucial part of this sentence? ^_^
(Please,
please tell me you understand the difference between historical documents from a few thousand years ago and modern, recorded scientific experimentation)
Basically you're claiming there since there's no natural way for someone to rise from the dead, therefore it's impossible. Or in other words, that nothing should be evidence of a miracle. (We also have scientific evidence that the world was round 1000 years ago, you can't prove via science that Jesus didn't exist.)
But to answer your question, if say Columbus had sailed to the edge of our "flat earth", lost a ship off the side, sailed back, and his entire crew stuck to their story despite being thrown in the dungeons and executed, showing no sign of insanity, AND there was no conflicting scientific or historic evidence, then I'd be willing to believe it.
Funny, because this changes quite a few variables. Things like:
– Conflicting accounts
– Uncertainty of authorship
– Distancing from the event
And you know what? Even then, I'd still reject the notion, because it is
****ing impossible. No, seriously,
****ing impossible. I don't care how good your historical documents are, I don't care under what kind of duress the author was; if your claim is something that is patently impossible according to our modern, scientific understanding of nature, then no amount of historical documents are ever going to be good enough. You're going to have to do
way better than that.
Um... what? You've outright said that you won't take anything as evidence on the grounds of miracles being impossible. I could give you a time machine to watch the events for yourself, and you'd still come up with some way to deny it.
Yep. You've got two different things mixed up here. This whole argument is almost entirely based on your assertion of the historicity of the bible – I'm saying "no ****ing way, that **** is ludicrous!". Whether or not other evidence of miracles would work is another question entirely, but I will refer you back to posts by Jumpman or Dre. – if a miracle happens, it's no longer classifiable as a miracle.
You know, you could go and look at the historical evidence right now if you want. I'm not seriously trying to argue against evolution here, merely pointing out that if I'm allowed to use the same criteria as you, evolution wouldn't stand a chance. (Among other illogical leaps, I could claim that a single faked fossil discredits the entire theory, that any evidence was forged by atheist scientists, and of course that evolution is impossible because evolution is impossible.)
Addressed this above. This comparison is so unfair, it makes a cage match between Mike Tyson and Ike Broflovski seem like even odds.
TL;DR: if you think that a small assortment (or single, depending on how you look at it) historical source from 2000 years ago is good enough to overturn our current scientific understanding of the universe, then I think I might have a bridge to sell you.
And, just to note: if the gospels weren't advocating such incredibly insane claims, I might very well accept it as a viable source. But extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence, and there's no denying that this is
pretty ****ing extraordinary.