The Dating Advice Thread

[IKEkameHAMEha]

Envy confirmed for having mad game

are you her secret admirer or something?

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

are you her secret admirer or something?

who ISNT?

I mean, cmon she likes baseball and hockey! though i disagree with her taste in sports teams : P

 

[Oskurito]

That won't be the last you see of Oskurito...

lol

 

[Falconv1.0]

Can you really be a secret admirer if you're doing it openly?

 

[Lore]

On being off topic: I'm trying out a more off hand approach and letting the community sort itself out. If it's reported, then it usually gets my immediate attention.

So far it's working well. Activity is way up.

 

[Falconv1.0]

On being off topic: I'm trying out a more off hand approach and letting the community sort itself out. If it's reported, then it usually gets my immediate attention.

So far it's working well. Activity is way up.

That's not all that's way up if you know what I mean.

 

[Lore]

Oh... Oh my...

 

[Froggy]

If Werekill really did his job more often you probably would have been infracted straight into a ban just for double/triple posting in the unhappy thread alone.

So yeah leave that crack alone.

I was given a warning for that or maybe I did get infracted, I don't quite remember. But if he was doing his job then you would have been banned already for being an general douchebag and all around offensive poster. You don't have the moral high ground here.

 

[Falconv1.0]

I was given a warning for that or maybe I did get infracted, I don't quite remember. But if he was doing his job then you would have been banned already for being an general douchebag and all around offensive poster. You don't have the moral high ground here.

You can say that but that doesn't make it true. : )

 

[Froggy]

Whatever douchebag.

Anyways the girl from back home in insisting I send her naked pictures. I don't think I'm gonna do that. One is that my body isn't particularly impressive and two is that I don't want naked pictures of me on the internet(I can't say for sure she wouldn't use them against me if I hurt her in the future). Also my parents are public figures and in unlikely removed way its possible this could be a problem for them.

I suppose what is really annoying me here is her childishness. If she asks me for the pics then I am going to either send them or I won't. She doesn't need to be calling me every other hour to remind me. Darn pervert!

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Whatever douchebag.

Anyways the girl from back home in insisting I send her naked pictures. I don't think I'm gonna do that. One is that my body isn't particularly impressive and two is that I don't want naked pictures of me on the internet(I can't say for sure she wouldn't use them against me if I hurt her in the future). Also my parents are public figures and in unlikely removed way its possible this could be a problem for them.

I suppose what is really annoying me here is her childishness. If she asks me for the pics then I am going to either send them or I won't. She doesn't need to be calling me every other hour to remind me. Darn pervert!

Have her send you naked pictures first

That way if she uses them as blackmail or something, you could do the same

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

You know what else is off-topic? Posting about being off-topic.


Wait, what's unusual about it?

But anyhow, I like plenty of games. Pretty much any Mario, Sonic, Metroid, etc games. Used to play Xbox a lot (Call of Duty, Gears of War, NHL/MLB games, stuff like that) but not so much.

I turn 20 next month.

Holy ****, same age and same type of gaming. O.O But don't worry, I'm not going after you since you deserve better and I'd rather not get into a relationship until I graduate.

(PS: I loathe long distance relationships)

 

[Falconv1.0]

Holy ****, same age and same type of gaming. O.O But don't worry, I'm not going after you since you deserve better and I'd rather not get into a relationship until I graduate.

(PS: I loathe long distance relationships)

It's friendzone behavior over the internet!

Dating advice thread indeed.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

I'm much older and I hate your games but I'll date you

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

I'm much older and I hate your games but I'll date you

You better be referring to Envy instead of me, pedo.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

comme ci comme ça

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

comme ci comme ça

Como se que?

 

[Substitution]

So, what is this I'm looking at?
Edit: You know what? I don't want to know.
Just wanted to see what's goin' on. I came, I saw, and then I left.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

So, what is this I'm looking at?
Edit: You know what? I don't want to know.
Just wanted to see what's goin' on. I came, I saw, and then I left.

I did the same thing, just in a different order

 

[Substitution]

I did the same thing, just in a different order

I'm just trying to comprehend the situation at hand.
Is it a joke thread? Is it an actual dating advice thread? If it's a joke, then how is said joke implemented? And why am I asking all this? And so on...
My brain is mush right now.

 

[Trick or Treat]

Well, it appears that what started out as an actual dating advice thread has turned into an orgy.

you deserve better

No. I don't.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Well, it appears that what started out as an actual dating advice thread has turned into an orgy.


No. I don't.

In that case, would it be better if I said I was worse?

 

[Substitution]

Well, in that case.
I'll leave, I don't date. So I'm not gonna be much in a thread all about said subject.

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

I'm just trying to comprehend the situation at hand.
Is it a joke thread? Is it an actual dating advice thread? If it's a joke, then how is said joke implemented? And why am I asking all this? And so on...
My brain is mush right now.

Psycho and the others gone high off ecstasy and want to go on dates with the wrong people. *shudders*

No. I don't.

I can easily tell that you are trolling.

 

[Substitution]

Psycho and the others gone high off ecstasy and want to go on dates with the wrong people. *shudders*

So, this is a joke thread then?
...Why do iIkeep coming back here?...

 

[Falconv1.0]

Well, it appears that what started out as an actual dating advice thread has turned into an orgy.

More like a gangbang.

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

Fixed.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

IDK I'm ok either way

 

[Holder of the Heel]

Well, it appears that what started out as an actual dating advice thread has turned into an orgy.

See the power you hold?

No. I don't.

If that is what you believe, then it certainly must be the case.

 

[Falconv1.0]

Fixed.

Who the **** still uses the trollface emote like it's amusing in any way?

 

[Trick or Treat]

In that case, would it be better if I said I was worse?

Yes. Yes it would.

More like a gangbang.

I'll be honest, I've had that fantasy before...

I can easily tell that you are trolling.

No, I truly meant what I said.

See the power you hold?

If that is what you believe, then it certainly must be the case.

Maaaan, what did I do?

But yes, yes it is.

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

No, I truly meant what I said.

Gurl, I've seen you do this trick a few pages ago and you are seriously trolling. Besides, fat guys like me aren't sexy anyway.

Who the **** still uses the trollface emote like it's amusing in any way?

If you've been on countless other threads, countless folks (Habanero, Golden, Johnknight, ect.) does this a lot.

 

[Trick or Treat]

Gurl, I've seen you do this trick a few pages ago and you are seriously trolling. Besides, fat guys like me aren't sexy anyway.



If you've been on countless other threads, countless folks (Habanero, Golden, Johnknight, ect.) does this a lot.

Wait, really? I...don't remember anything like that.

Also, Johnknight...sigh, the only person on here who I still hold a grudge with, lol.

 

[Falconv1.0]

I'll be honest, I've had that fantasy before...

Call me, m'kay?

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

If you're actually British, then it wasn't a joke.

Hello

How do you know I don't know you? You don't know who I am, so you can't know for sure that I don't know you.

sup

Exactly.

So, what would you like to know about dating? Press A if you would like to learn more about beds.

Because I'm flirting with you. Take a hint.

It took me longer 'cause I was busy flirting with someone else.
If you don't know how, then all hope is lost for you. It's obvious when girls flirt, dude.

That's how it always starts, man...

Okay here's another dating advice tip thing.

Never tell a girl to leave/"stay away", whether it's a joke or not. Unless she's like your best or super close friend and you have that kind of relationship, don't do that. I don't know why but just don't. It's bad.

So now you know for the future.

Trolling in a nutshell, soooooooooooo.........

 

[Holder of the Heel]

Maaaan, what did I do?

Don't pretend to be naive, you know what you've done. And that was just a mere trickle compared to the real kind of splashes you could be making.

But apparently I don't need to be telling you this, you're supposed to be a troll after all.

But yes, yes it is.

My point was that if you think it's true you're going to make it true in reali-- oh just forget it you downer. >___>

Also, Johnknight...sigh, the only person on here who I still hold a grudge with, lol.

Bahaha I would really like to hear that story please.

Who the **** still uses the trollface emote like it's amusing in any way?

There's this thing about people that makes them different from one another that causes them to enjoy different things.

 

[Trick or Treat]

Trolling in a nutshell, soooooooooooo.........

That last one was serious. Nobody takes my dating advice seriously...

Also what does all that have to do with me saying I don't deserve better?

 

[Falconv1.0]

Trolling in a nutshell, soooooooooooo.........

Please, tell us more.

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

Please, tell us more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z4m4lnjxkY
That's all because I'm getting tired.

That last one was serious. Nobody takes my dating advice seriously...

Also what does all that have to do with me saying I don't deserve better?

I'd rather not date a complete stranger like you on the Internet.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Trolling in a nutshell

Is that, like the internet version of TMNT

Except with chipmunks or something?