The Dating Advice Thread

[Trick or Treat]

I'd secretly admire the **** outta some of you guys.

Me, mother****er.

SURPRISE, motha****--, oh **** I fell in a hole!

But yeah this thread is now my home.

 

[Falconv1.0]

i am secretly admiring everyone

secretly

Girl what we got going on is far from secret.

 

[#HBC | Acrostic]

Girl what we got going on is far from secret.

Spoiler

 

[Trick or Treat]

Okay what happened to this thread? All the attention is supposed to be on me, here...

 

[Falconv1.0]

Okay what happened to this thread? All the attention is supposed to be on me, here...

Girl I gave you a chance to skype me.

Gotta get wit it or step to the left and make way for the real champions of attention ****ing.

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

2 Words: Attention *****

 

[Falconv1.0]

2 Words: Attention *****

Your posts read like a 16 year old trying to be mature or wise or w/e the ****.

**** that this is SWF.

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

Your posts read like a 16 year old trying to be mature or wise or w/e the ****.

**** that this is SWF.

It's the censorship, ruining everything since the dawn of the TV ratings.

 

[Teran]

I am gay and I've been with more women than most of this thread, it's ****ing shocking.

 

[Falconv1.0]

I am gay and I've been with more women than most of this thread, it's ****ing shocking.

Prostitutes don't count as real people, Teran.

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

You know it's sad when everyone thinks that getting women is a competition. No matter why Nintendo Commander consider humans that glorify sex "disgusting apes". :/

 

[Teran]

Women don't count as real people, Teran.

FTFY

You know it's sad when everyone thinks that getting women is a competition. No matter why Nintendo Commander consider humans that glorify sex "disgusting apes". :/

The only people who resent the thrill of competition are the people who are bad at it.

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

The only people who resent the thrill of competition are the people who are bad at it.

Whatever you say. Later, manwhore. Ukyayayayayaya! *runs away like Taro Yamada*

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Yeah I haven't even kissed anyone ever.

I'm not sure I'd know how if I had the chance.

I held hands with someone once though

 

[Teran]

Whatever you say. Later, man*****. Ukyayayayayaya! *runs away like Taro Yamada*

 

[Falconv1.0]

Yeah I haven't even kissed anyone ever.

I'm not sure I'd know how if I had the chance.

I held hands with someone once though

Get your tongue so hard in there that it seems like you're trying to choke her.

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

sigh we cant take you two anywhere can we

 

[Falconv1.0]

sigh we cant take you two anywhere can we

I'll take you anywhere you wanna go bb.

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

I'll just leave this here to introduce you to Taro Yamada and literally **** with your mind, womanizer. No hard feelings, ok?

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

Teran! You hear that?
You're a womanizer

Congrats

 

[Trick or Treat]

I've been with more women than most of this thread

Me too!

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

Me too!

Obviously trolling since I'd highly doubt that you are bi/pansexual.

 

[Falconv1.0]

I'll just leave this here to introduce you to Taro Yamada and literally **** with your mind, womanizer. No hard feelings, ok?

Your posts read like a 16 year old trying to be mature or wise or w/e the ****.

.________.

 

[Trick or Treat]

Obviously trolling since I'd highly doubt that you are bi/pansexual.

Bisexual, yes. Everyone is.

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

.________.

You wouldn't understand since you are no otaku, silly American. <3

 

[Falconv1.0]

Bisexual, yes. Everyone is.

I'm not. Have to be straight as hell when my other half is gay as ****.

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

Bisexual, yes. Everyone is.

If that's the case, why the hell Christians aren't...... oh wait! Smashboards is a safe haven from such monsters.

 

[Trick or Treat]

If that's the case, why the hell Christians aren't...... oh wait! Smashboards is a safe haven from such monsters.

They are, but they just don't realize/accept it.

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

They are, but they just don't realize/accept it.

Like Hannah Montana would say, you get the best of both worlds. Ammirite?

 

[Trick or Treat]

Like Hannah Montana would say, you get the best of both worlds. Ammirite?

I just really love seeing naked women.

 

[Falconv1.0]

Envy I will love you forever if you just start ignoring R.O.B completely.

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

Don't worry, I'm done toying with all of you. Besides, my bros GoldenYuu and Erotic&Heretic miss me at the moment! Sayonarra, my pretties! *teleports*

 

[Trick or Treat]

Envy I will love you forever if you just start ignoring R.O.B completely.

Who?

 

[Morrigan]

FTFY



The only people who resent the thrill of competition are the people who are bad at it.

You're obsessed with looks.

 

[Teran]

You're obsessed with looks.

You're fat

 

[Yomi's Biggest Fan]

You're fat

Which reminds me, this is how American flirting usually goes.

 

[Oskurito]

This looks bad, LOL

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

This looks bad, LOL

I dunno

It doesn't seem as bad as when everyone just started posting pictures of baby turtles in threads

 

[Morrigan]

You're fat

You can't tell girls they're fat.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

You can't tell girls they're fat.

I can vouch for that

I jokingly called this girl fat once, because she was very thin and I didn't think she was the type to care about that short of thing

Years later I see her for the first time in forever and one of the first thing she says: "Remember that one time you called me fat?"