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The Dating Advice Thread

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IKEkameHAMEha said:
you dont know me so you dont know you dont know me:smirk:
and you talked to me for a while so yeah... bye now
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Exactly.

So, what would you like to know about dating? Press A if you would like to learn more about beds.
 
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Envy said:
Exactly.

So, what would you like to know about dating? Press A if you would like to learn more about beds.
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er im fine thanks
i will press A later dont you worry lol
and why do you keep replying so quickly stop this
 
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IKEkameHAMEha said:
ok you werent so fast there
and why are you flirting with me? HOW are you flirting with me?
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It took me longer 'cause I was busy flirting with someone else.
If you don't know how, then all hope is lost for you. It's obvious when girls flirt, dude.
 
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Envy said:
It took me longer 'cause I was busy flirting with someone else.
If you don't know how, then all hope is lost for you. It's obvious when girls flirt, dude.
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i said how cause i thought we were just talkin' ya know (yeah i can use apostrophes too)
and we started talking 'cause of a dumb argument(ish)
ANYWAY *sigh* i dont give a **** cause we are not going to go out on a date or anything and we are just talking so go ahead say whatever you want.
flirt or swear i dont really care
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IKEkameHAMEha said:
wha-what do you mean stay away from me flirter
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Okay here's another dating advice tip thing.

Never tell a girl to leave/"stay away", whether it's a joke or not. Unless she's like your best or super close friend and you have that kind of relationship, don't do that. I don't know why but just don't. It's bad.

So now you know for the future.
 
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Envy said:
Okay here's another dating advice tip thing.

Never tell a girl to leave/"stay away", whether it's a joke or not. Unless she's like your best or super close friend and you have that kind of relationship, don't do that. I don't know why but just don't. It's bad.

So now you know for the future.
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ok sorry?
thanks for the tip
but why? oh wait you dont know :rolleyes:
ok bye we can pick the argument(ish) thing up later bye.
and thanks for the tips i guess
(damn theres no awkward smily face)
 
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IKEkameHAMEha said:
ok sorry?
thanks for the tip
but why? oh wait you dont know :rolleyes:
ok bye we can pick the argument(ish) thing up later bye.
and thanks for the tips i guess
(damn theres no awkward smily face)
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Because that's just how girls are. I don't know why we're like that but we are. So when you have a girl in your life at some point don't tell her to leave.
 
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It's from One Week Friends.

I had a naked woman in my signature but the fuzz told me to remove it for some reason.

Acrostic said:
More like you're not. But you can keep on envying my girly sassiness.
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Don't be silly, I don't envy people.
 
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Also, when sex-ing a girl, you can do anything you want with her body without asking, aside from entering the back door. That's the only thing you need to ask permission for.

Rainbow Pancake said:
Biggest advice I can give anyone:
Don't go in just for the booty.
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Why not? Nothing wrong with that.
 
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Rainbow Pancake said:
Well I mean if you go out with someone just because they have good looks it won't turn out too well.
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The thing is, after like sophomore year in high school, nobody dates someone JUST because they're attractive. They either just go for broke with a hookup, or they actually have other reasons to date them. At least some level of non-physical attraction/intimacy.

If you literally just want the 'booty' you don't date, you hook up.
 
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You know, I actually agree with that. If all you want is sex, don't try to make a relationship out of it. Especially if the other person wants an actual relationship. You'll both just end up hating each other.

So yeah, just make it a hook up and make sure the other person knows this.
 
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Envy said:
It's from One Week Friends.

I had a naked woman in my signature but the fuzz told me to remove it for some reason.


Don't be silly, I don't envy people.
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obviously you can't just go around with people having sex in your signiture :039:
 
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Jesus werekill do your job and infract ikekhama and Envy already they're derailing the thread!
 
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Froggy said:
Jesus werekill do your job and infract ikekhama and Envy already they're derailing the thread!
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Good god like one post when not many derailing posts happen don't do anything. If like tons of derailing posts occur that's when warnings come up. Jeez. And Envy has mostly been on topic.
 
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Envy said:
The thing is, after like sophomore year in high school, nobody dates someone JUST because they're attractive. They either just go for broke with a hookup, or they actually have other reasons to date them. At least some level of non-physical attraction/intimacy.

If you literally just want the 'booty' you don't date, you hook up.
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What if you never dated anyone before Sophomore year?
 
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Luigi#1 said:
Good god like one post when not many derailing posts happen don't do anything. If like tons of derailing posts occur that's when warnings come up. Jeez. And Envy has mostly been on topic.
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Dude go read the last page its been pretty much a duologue between those two. Its stupid.
 
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Envy said:
Because that's just how girls are. I don't know why we're like that but we are. So when you have a girl in your life at some point don't tell her to leave.
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Yeah, some girls are so emotional, they may even start crying when you're not looking, lol.

I find your presence on the forum quite unusual, what games you like besides smash? If I had to take a guess I'll say you're over 17 years old but below 24.
 
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Froggy said:
Jesus werekill do your job and infract ikekhama and Envy already they're derailing the thread!
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If Werekill really did his job more often you probably would have been infracted straight into a ban just for double/triple posting in the unhappy thread alone.

So yeah leave that crack alone.
 
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You know what else is off-topic? Posting about being off-topic.

Oskurito said:
Yeah, some girls are so emotional, they may even start crying when you're not looking, lol.

I find your presence on the forum quite unusual, what games you like besides smash? If I had to take a guess I'll say you're over 17 years old but below 24.
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Wait, what's unusual about it?

But anyhow, I like plenty of games. Pretty much any Mario, Sonic, Metroid, etc games. Used to play Xbox a lot (Call of Duty, Gears of War, NHL/MLB games, stuff like that) but not so much.

I turn 20 next month.
 
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Envy said:
You know what else is off-topic? Posting about being off-topic.


Wait, what's unusual about it?

But anyhow, I like plenty of games. Pretty much any Mario, Sonic, Metroid, etc games. Used to play Xbox a lot (Call of Duty, Gears of War, NHL/MLB games, stuff like that) but not so much.

I turn 20 next month.
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:)
 
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